DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

You really think? Maybe it would be interesting to make a thread for this.

Speculating on what will he do after he stops being a streamer, if he does at all, what kind of jobs he could apply for in Renton, etc, maybe it could be of guidance for him if he reads the thread (so Kiwifarms could have an impact on this aspect of his life), but employee at an italian restaurant could be one.

he's not employable in the sense that he can't get a decent job. his resume is worthless, assuming he even knows how to make one. if he manages to pass that hurdle, any normal human being probably wouldn't call him back after an interview. People talk about him being some kind of middle management but i honestly doubt he could get there. most companies prefer to hire middle management from within, and someone like him is not likely to last long enough to get there. but he's not unemployable. retail, call centers, custodial services, food services, etc don't give a single fuck and will take almost anyone, even phil.

but this question is pointless he will never get a job. he will manage to scam disability either from kat's immense mass or his back and leech off your hard earned tax dollars until the heat death of the universe. get felted, loser

 

[San Dimas High School]

All any reputable company has to do is google "Phil Burnell" and it's over. No one is going to take a chance hiring someone as toxic as Phil, especially considering he's been out of the workplace for ~20 years.

The types of jobs Phil could get (min wage or manual labor) are the jobs Phil thinks are beneath him.

They aren't doing background checks on the people for those entry level jobs. No one cares, he can speak english and he knows what a computer is. If he was really worried about it, he could go through a consulting company and skip the interviews even.

There's a couple Phil Burnells on linkedin with jobs, google didn't stop them. You're acting like he's King Cobra JFS or something. I personally think King Cobra JFS is a better person than DSP, but harder to employ.

 

[Pickle Man]

You need to get rid of your employees but want them to quit instead of firing them. Hire Phil as the new mid-manager

As someone with history in retail, Phil could easily become a team lead at a middle of nowhere walmart. The bar for those type of job in those area are low as fuck.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

maybe it could be of guidance for him if he reads the thread

Fuck him. He’s a toxic fat faggot who deserves nothing than to be treated how he’s treated others. He’s treated his friends, family and loved ones like disposable assets rather than people.

After streaming the only job he should get is tying a rope around his neck for an eternity

 

[Niggernerd]

So instead of taking $500 to just play ken which would also be content for a stream. He throws a shitfit like a woman on her period and only gets $2 instead. Lmao buisness major everyone.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

You really think? Maybe it would be interesting to make a thread for this.

Speculating on what will he do after he stops being a streamer, if he does at all, what kind of jobs he could apply for in Renton, etc, maybe it could be of guidance for him if he reads the thread (so Kiwifarms could have an impact on this aspect of his life), but employee at an italian restaurant could be one.

He's not completely "unemployable", but as far as being a middle manager for Boeing and/or Microsoft, that's like saying that stripper likes you and not because of the hundreds of dollars in your pocket.

He's only qualified for low level-entry level jobs. Whether that's answering calls and taking orders over the phone, a retail manager during swing or graveyard shifts, or doing security.

He's gonna die in that chair and the stream will end with EMT's ending it. All Phil will be remembered by is stroking it on stream.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You really think? Maybe it would be interesting to make a thread for this.

Speculating on what will he do after he stops being a streamer, if he does at all, what kind of jobs he could apply for in Renton, etc, maybe it could be of guidance for him if he reads the thread (so Kiwifarms could have an impact on this aspect of his life), but employee at an italian restaurant could be one.

I've said it before with the utmost confidence that any job Phil thinks he'd be good at like the old helicopter plant taking orders? Yeah 1. his age, yes agism isn't something they can discriminate on but it's hard to prove 2. his huge gaps in employment history, yeah he's his own boss being a online busker but that means he has little to no coworker experience. 3. potential overqualification, there's no cushy desk job answering emails and phones he could get hired for that you couldn't either get some kid fresh off the boat with a college visa to intern for or some supervisors girlfriend to do. But I think the killer for him is the fact he's in his mid 40s and that large gap in employment.

 

[Whaler]

The problem isn't Phil being "unemployable" or "retarded" it's the fact that Phil can't work any job he would be able to get at this point because his lifestyle is too expensive for it. He's not going to get a job that's going to pay him around close to what he's making now streaming. He couldn't afford his lifestyle when he's making hundreds of thousands of dollars and ended up declaring bankruptcy.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The problem isn't Phil being "unemployable" or "retarded" it's the fact that Phil can't work any job he would be able to get at this point because his lifestyle is too expensive for it. He's not going to get a job that's going to pay him around close to what he's making now streaming. He couldn't afford his lifestyle when he's making hundreds of thousands of dollars and ended up declaring bankruptcy.

Phil has always been terrible with money. He spent recklessly traveling to fighting game tournaments.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Shit, he should challenge the ‘tractors. “You think I’m so bad?! Prove it! Race me for 5$ for a race!”

They pay him money for insulting him on superchats, so plenty would take him up on it and PAY for the opportunity to humiliate him.

But in the eternal battle between Phil’s ego vs his greed, his ego almost always comes out on top, and he refuses to accept that he’s a figure of mockery.

Other lolcows like Boogie has way more IQ when it comes to this stuff.

His reaction to Asmongold was also classic Phil.

Welcome any new viewers? Nah…

Invite Asmongold on stream for a quick chat? Nope!

Challenge Asmongold to a quick race against the King? Of course not!

He's so thin skinned. What I found funny was no one said anything about what Asmingold was saying. All they said was he was sending viewers to him. And Phil's first reaction was "W-why are you bullying me dood?" Weird answer for someone who doesn't know what Asmingold says about him.

At some point during the Doody reACKs I expected him to start his stream and then tune into WPIG's restream. But now I know he's a coward and a bitch. There was one stream back when he was on Twitch when Double Toasted sent their viewers his way and Phil pretty much turned away from the chat until the stream ended, and ignored the raid. His biggest fear is getting mass live viewers

 

[Kokenami]

His biggest fear is getting mass live viewers

Good thing that won't happen. I can't imagine many people who follow DSP's circling of the drain actually tune into the stream live since it's mostly just him being boring as fuck bitching and moaning. I'd think just about everyone that's tracking him either watches Youtube comps or clips that are posted to the Farms. I could be completely off-base though.

 

[Telemeter]

The problem isn't Phil being "unemployable" or "retarded" it's the fact that Phil can't work any job he would be able to get at this point because his lifestyle is too expensive for it. He's not going to get a job that's going to pay him around close to what he's making now streaming. He couldn't afford his lifestyle when he's making hundreds of thousands of dollars and ended up declaring bankruptcy.

The problem is not that the is completely unemployable, there are jobs he could do, jobs that require vision tunnel and endless repetition, a lot of low end factory work would fit Phil, and often you don't even have to stand to do it.

The problem is Phil would not get a job, cause he's a Beggar, with a B, not an "e-beggar", an actual beggar, something half the people in this thread don't understand.

Phil just happened to stumble in front of a webcam before he had to ask for money in a parking lot after he was fired from his last job. Had he done than instead, today, 15 years later, he would still be in begging in that parking lot.

Once a beggar takes the plunge, that's it, that's all he'll do till he dies.

 

[Zjierb]

The problem is not that the is completely unemployable, there are jobs he could do, jobs that require vision tunnel and endless repetition, a lot of low end factory work would fit Phil, and often you don't even have to stand to do it.

The problem is Phil would not get a job, cause he's a Beggar, with a B, not an "e-beggar", an actual beggar, something half the people in this thread don't understand.

Phil just happened to stumble in front of a webcam before he had to ask for money in a parking lot after he was fired from his last job. Had he done than instead, today, 15 years later, he would still be in begging in that parking lot.

Once a beggar takes the plunge, that's it, that's all he'll do till he dies.

I'll agree to a point, but I will counter by saying that Phil has provided video evidence of him being literally incapable of following directions, advice, or orders in any way. I absolutely agree that he chose the path of the Beggar years ago, but that's only further reinforced by his gross incompetence.

My focus here is looking at his interactions with mundane things in his life. He left a cart full of groceries in the middle of a store and expected it to be there when he got back, he wasn't able to intuit the fact that you shouldn't eat noodles with a spoon, and he fails on a daily basis to follow direct, simple instructions in the games that he plays. Using Expedition 33 as an example, he repeatedly redundantly applies stacks of a mechanic on an enemy that he could've killed turns prior simply because he is incapable of understanding the nuances required of selecting a different skill as opposed to following the same path you always have.

Yes, he absolutely is a Beggar, I won't deny that at all. That said, I believe the issue at hand is far more profound and is centralized in his ability to process tasks. I believe, beyond shadow of a doubt, that he is certifiably retarded in nearly every way, thus making him ineligible for work. That's part of why I believe his dents are all over him. They see in him what they see in themselves, thus they contribute to try to feel some level of success in their own lives.

He was valedictorian BTW

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

He was valedictorian BTW

Phail attended Catholic school. No one fails, and for a big enough donayshun you can buy grades. No, they don't falsify grades, but the grading can become more lenient and extra credit can become bountiful (but not challenging).

 

[McSneaks]

Phail attended Catholic school. No one fails, and for a big enough donayshun you can buy grades. No, they don't falsify grades, but the grading can become more lenient and extra credit can become bountiful (but not challenging).

You described a large percentage of the schools in the US (especially in more....urban areas). Failing a kid could possibly hurt their feelings so it's much better to get them graduated with a degree while being unable to read, write, or make eye contact. At least they can be professional streamas and beg for money all day

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

He's not completely "unemployable", but as far as being a middle manager for Boeing and/or Microsoft, that's like saying that stripper likes you and not because of the hundreds of dollars in your pocket.

He's only qualified for low level-entry level jobs. Whether that's answering calls and taking orders over the phone, a retail manager during swing or graveyard shifts, or doing security.

He's gonna die in that chair and the stream will end with EMT's ending it. All Phil will be remembered by is stroking it on stream.

No one who speaks to this man will hire him as a manager. Even with his degree, and even with some trumped up resume filled with lies, he won't make it past talking to a human. He's a fucking ghoulish, unlikable cunt of an alien. Also he'd have to answer the phone, his literal kryptonite. He's that desocialized.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's a fucking ghoulish, unlikable cunt of an alien.

So he's perfect material for middle management then?

Also he'd have to answer the phone, his literal kryptonite. He's that desocialized.

That's the biggest reason why he's unemployable. Let's just ignore the fact that he'd never find a job that pays as well as his current e-begging gig so there's no real reason for him to seek out gainful employment. After he's been living for years in a self-imposed exile, he's become outright terrified of any kind of communication that isn't separated by a screen and a keyboard. Even in the easiest office or assembly line jobs you still need to talk to someone at least once a day, be it some foreman or whatever. There's been reports and news articles talking about how some zoomers are so mentally ill, sheltered and desocialized that they have mental breakdowns at even the slightest criticism, which causes them to quit even the simplest jobs. Piggy is pretty much the 43-year-old version of them.

 

[Yung Dalph]

guidance for him if he reads the thread (so Kiwifarms could have an impact on this aspect of his life)

Did he ever take your advice when you were dickriding him for years on his forums and writing multiparagraph posts?

I (don't) find it hard to believe you're the same dickeating faggot now even though you're on the other side of the fence. Always daddy's simp.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Dumb question but since hes self employed, doesnt that mean that he wont get SS benefits, right? If so he has to be aware of how fucked he is when he grows older. I guess he will reallly do this until he dies or cant no longer

 

[Niggernerd]

Dumb question but since hes self employed, doesnt that mean that he wont get SS benefits, right? If so he has to be aware of how fucked he is when he grows older. I guess he will reallly do this until he dies or cant no longer

He'll be 75, the short memory will kick in and we'll get the AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed x3 part 2 electric boogaloo