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The views are of two different posts, I assume.
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Phil's first love? It was his mother. He's been trying to replace her ever since.
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Funny. He couldn’t be arsed to break a filly like Leanna despite her willingness to fuck and therefore I assume put up with his ass, so he got a busted bitch retard who then proceeded to hit The Wall at fatal speeds. And she can’t cook.
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Oooh the prestream should be good today…
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You mean that stupid bitch who didn't buy him a wolverine dollie and combed his hair wrong? Big doubt.
I honestly think Phil is too much of a narc to love anyone but himself. lust for the male form? Sure, but actual love is doubtful.
Tom Went To The Mayor
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Hey, Phil, if you're reading the thread right now, I hope knowing that millions of people laughing at how you played Doom is really eating you up inside. 
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So for anyone who doesn't know, Ludwig is itsagundam's editor. Apparently, Gundam is having Ludwig put together a video over the last few days
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The funniest thing to me is that he gets none of it. His videos have almost no views and he couldn't even make YT short or something trying to get some of them.
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I don't expect DSP's stance to change even if millions of people are making fun of him. This is the guy who brags about being the only person to tell the truth when he's shitting on something popular. That EVERYONE else who loves a thing is a paid shill and even if it's literally thousands of other creators liking a thing vs. him saying it sucks he's still the only one telling the truth.
LieLieFyre
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DSP is the /v/ board incarnate.
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His face looks like a melted candle.
Lord_Point
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Its just prefect that this doom clip going viral comes on the heel of his failed attempts of going viral with "epic gamer moment, all the picks broke!" and "Popular streamer takes down KCD2 in epic gamer rant!"
Sorry Phil, you are, and always will be, the little bitch clown of the internet, thats the only thing that you will ever go viral for.
Sorry Phil, you are, and always will be, the little bitch clown of the internet, thats the only thing that you will ever go viral for.
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That would explain why everything he does is based to them.
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I really can't understand how his first instinct in a room full of explosive barrels and enemies isn't to shoot the barrels to blow up the enemies. The whole time he's just shooting past them I'm trying to move the cursor to one of the bright red targets and gritting my teeth in frustration.
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Leave it to Phil to take what could have been a cool early moment of ultra violence caused directly by the player and turn it into camping and whimpering “please dont hurt me” with his faggoty-ass gameplay.
It’s a shooter, Phil! Fucking shoot for chrissakes
Phil has an IQ of about 87. He has just about zero problem solving skills.
He knows barrels explode, he knows if you shoot barrels that will cause an explosion, he knows explosions do damage to enemies, but linking those separate concepts together is quite beyond him to do on the fly, That's why he has to go off camera and look at guides or be hand held through everything that is not literally marked with yellow paint with a big "Press X to activate" popup message when you get close.
He also has very deficient spatial capacity and object permanence awareness. He can see there are barrels right in front of him, he cannot really process barrels out of sight or too far away to see clearly.
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We are now at the point where we are taking GAMEPLAY CLIPS out of context now.
This is what following Phil was all about years ago. His shitty gameplay and gameplay takes. Really brings out the seethe from him despite how harmless things like playing a videogame bad is in the big picture.
He cannot handwave this off as drama like everything else he does with life. This is really funny stuff.
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I've never seen another streamer spend 20 minutes looking up fast food menus so his audience can watch him eat uncomfortably.