DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[MAWBD2]

When will he learn that the people giving him money don't have his best interest in mind ?

As long as the green pieces of paper with dead presidents on them keep rolling in ... never.

 

[Choom]

Phil had both his Switch 2 pre-orders cancelled, and a hearty laugh was shared by all, but can we also have a bit of empathy for the real victim here? The customer support person at Walmart.
Phil loves talking big and being a chat box tough guy on the internet, and you just know he's being insufferable towards the unlucky bastard that had to deal with him. I'm sure he tried to "demand" that they get him one preordered and delivered on launch day (I sure as fuck hope they didn't/couldn't). I'm sure it took them every bit of restraint they could muster in their soul not to say "I GUESS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SHARED YOUR ORDER NUMBER PUBLICLY THEN YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER. THANK YOU, FUCK YOU, BYE."
Hopefully he got no sort of compensation from them.
The only thing that could make this even better is if he dedicates another entire video to this saga, one of the ones he starts with stating his full legal name. That's how you know he means business!

 

[Drama Trauma]

It's a shame Phil won't looking for more co-host for Smark Guys, I have a good nominee, Cyraxx, who is also a die hard WWE fan.
Although I doubt his trolls and grandma will let him do a show with DSP, but it would be entertaining shit show imo.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I have no doubt he'll find some way to get a Switch 2 for launch day and reveal it as if it somehow owns the haters.

 

[San Dimas High School]

It looks like you can just go to Walmart's chat support with an order number and cancel pretty easy. Its also possible Walmart cancelled because he ordered two and they clearly say you can only order one per household.

Did you try to cancel an order without being logged into the account you're cancelling from?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Did you try to cancel an order without being logged into the account you're cancelling from?

https://youtu.be/ImVkxImezIU?t=178

BroSyde was able to easily get to his status screen with email + order number not even by logging in but I don't have a pending walmart order to try that with personally.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I have no doubt he'll find some way to get a Switch 2 for launch day and reveal it as if it somehow owns the haters.

He is definitely the type of mark who would pay for a scalped Switch 2 just to save face.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I have high hopes for those prestream being an all timer copeathon

 

[FormerPro]

Would any other human alive describe them showing their order number on purpose on stream as "social engineering".

My unsolicited bold predication is that a triumphant Phil reveals that he already has another Switch 2 lined up on tonight's pre-stream that is somehow cheaper or been completely free because it's being donated by a fan so the trolls have actually done him a solid by cancelling his order. Then he hits multiple goals and total Philip victory ensues.

If there's anything the Kingsnake arc has taught me is that Phil is at a point in his life where he physically cannot allow himself to take even the slightest L. This Switch 2 shenanigans being met with everyone on the internet laughing at what a dumb fuck he is must be met with a swift response of non stop winning, fabricated or not.

 

[Ardath]

Did you guys even consider that if he was a sandwich shop, he would need the new lunch meat to satisfy his customers on day one?

 

[Free Jasper]

It’s also interesting that despite EVERYONE telling him the opposite, he still thinks the detractors are a hive mind.

“Da TrollZ broke da law!!”

I’ve never broken the law over a clown like you Phillip. I don’t need to, you hurt yourself endlessly.

 

[myone]

If there's anything the Kingsnake arc has taught me is that Phil is at a point in his life where he physically cannot allow himself to take even the slightest L.

It's all been part of my plan, and in fact, there's already THREE, yes THREE (holds up fingers), Switch 2s on the way from an undisclosed retailer to protect me and my family.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

We are reaching levels of stupidity no one thought could be achieved.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Managed to get my Switch 2 just fine, Phil. I will be driving to Yoshi Burger, but will try to conceal my fun between your seething. I don't know the fact there is a Kirby Air Ride 2 on launch day is wild as fuck.

Tevin and Meerkat are streaming today and it is going to be wild.

I was not able to get one. Oh well. Ill find one this year

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So he attempted to buy two Switch 2s, and his reason for it was he was going to give one away? Did this fucking asshole forget that just a week ago when people asked if he would do cologne giveaways after his reviews he went on a stupid rant about "sweepstakes culture" and that it only benefits one person? How can one man be this big of a hypocrite, he somehow keeps finding new depths to sink to.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Phil had both his Switch 2 pre-orders cancelled, and a hearty laugh was shared by all, but can we also have a bit of empathy for the real victim here? The customer support person at Walmart.
Phil loves talking big and being a chat box tough guy on the internet, and you just know he's being insufferable towards the unlucky bastard that had to deal with him. I'm sure he tried to "demand" that they get him one preordered and delivered on launch day (I sure as fuck hope they didn't/couldn't). I'm sure it took them every bit of restraint they could muster in their soul not to say "I GUESS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SHARED YOUR ORDER NUMBER PUBLICLY THEN YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER. THANK YOU, FUCK YOU, BYE."
Hopefully he got no sort of compensation from them.
The only thing that could make this even better is if he dedicates another entire video to this saga, one of the ones he starts with stating his full legal name. That's how you know he means business!

It's fine. He called after midnight EST, so he either was yelling at a chat bot or a Do the Needful Indian, and both are soulless creatures.

 

[Coke Zero]

Would any other human alive describe them showing their order number on purpose on stream as "social engineering".

He learned that phrase from the bank leaks, which were totally fake by the way! Phil acknowledges that social engineering is a possibility for the walmart order but that couldn't possibly have been done with his bank account also.

He gives himself away every single time, he'll try to play dumb on one hand but also show he's fully aware at other times. Its like when he says he's never heard of a troll or other youtuber and then goes into a ten minute detailed history of that person.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

i love seeing phil get fucked with

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

So he attempted to buy two Switch 2s, and his reason for it was he was going to give one away? Did this fucking asshole forget that just a week ago when people asked if he would do cologne giveaways after his reviews he went on a stupid rant about "sweepstakes culture" and that it only benefits one person? How can one man be this big of a hypocrite, he somehow keeps finding new depths to sink to.

That was One Week Ago Phil, Yesterday Phil is a very generous man who would gladly give away a new Switch 2 to a fan in need. Of course he's already gone so Today Phil is anyone's guess.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I think this mouth drooler took Phil’s Switch 2s

https://youtu.be/8sjhjFOw4Ok