DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Nothing in that story lines up with Phil. An hour outside of Renton. At a store 30 minutes before opening. We know where he shops, and he's never getting up early.
Even Phil being on the phone is hard to believe, he pretty famously avoids any sort of non-email communication whenever possible. IMO, it's either a completely made up story or someone trying to convince themselves a random stranger who vaguely lives around an hour within Phil's stomping grounds is Phil.
 
Nothing in that story lines up with Phil. An hour outside of Renton. At a store 30 minutes before opening. We know where he shops, and he's never getting up early.
Keep in mind, most people thought that one reddit poster was an idiot for saying Phil was with some middle eastern woman in the grocery store. Turns out Kat gained so much weight and had wore so much makeup that she wasn't even recognizable.
 
Keep in mind, most people thought that one reddit poster was an idiot for saying Phil was with some middle eastern woman in the grocery store. Turns out Kat gained so much weight and had wore so much makeup that she wasn't even recognizable.
Kat could always pass for something exotic with her silly raccoon makeup. And in the muumuu because she gained 200 lbs, which we didn't know about yet, and there you go. Right?
 
Kat could always pass for something exotic with her silly raccoon makeup. And in the muumuu because she gained 200 lbs, which we didn't know about yet, and there you go. Right?

So, obviously the implication is that Phil's car has gained weight and is now unrecognizable.
 
>Phil vs Rich again
They'll kiss and make up by next week.
As for Keem's threat, it's literally nothing. He has no case and he knows Phil will go ballistic over nothing as Keem owns a nice piece of land in Phil's oddly shaped head.
 
I'd agree with him here, only in that fucking a potatoe to make a demon baby is easy. Which is why it's dumb that someone like Ethan Ralph brags about having two kids that he never sees or supports.

Against DSP though, you don't get to say in the same breath that having a potatoe and a cat constitutes a family.
Counterpoint though… for people like DSP and those who think he’s great, they probably think him and Kat have achieved a peak relationship. If you’re dumb enough to like Phil Burnell you’re dumb enough to believe anything.

So for socially awkward, man children who have so little going for them that watching DSP content and liking it is the highlight of the week… yes I don’t think they can reproduce. When you are scared of women, even for reasons other than that one you’re with might crush you, nothing close to physical is happening.

Phil probably has to close his eyes when his wife is changing.
 
Whacky thought about this car shit.

We know that Kat has been really goofy behind the scenes lately behind the scenes and Phil has been shaking like crazy and talking about stress. I wonder if Kat wrecked the car and Phil had to go buy a new one and that cuts into his wwe champions money.
 
Nothing in that story lines up with Phil. An hour outside of Renton. At a store 30 minutes before opening. We know where he shops, and he's never getting up early.
That and "an hour outside of Renton." That could be anywhere - you go north of Renton, you're in the Marysville/Arlington area, which there is really nothing there except casinos and people that can't afford to live in the Seattle Metro area, along with high levels of meth. You go south, you're in Tacoma/Fort Lewis Army and Ranger base and Phil wouldn't be CAUGHT dead in Tacoma/Fort Lewis area. The locals call Tacoma "Tacompton", as South Tacoma has a reputation in the PNW as being "dangerous", and a high population of residents that belong to the Hilltop Crips/Sureno's. Again, Phil would be biting his nails to the bone, if he was anywhere NEAR there. Again, the Hilltop shootout between the Army Rangers and Crips is still talked about to this day, even though it happened nearly 30 years ago. If you want to find out more, Popo Medic has a great short documentary about the shootout and it's still talked about in the Rangers community to this day. East of Renton, there's Gold Bar. Again, you're looking at tree's and the Paul Bunyon types...So, "an hour outside of Renton.", no. I don't see Phil going ANYWHERE outside of Renton, let alone an HOUR outside of what he's comfortable with.

That and getting up anywhere near that's not near 10:45AM is "early" for Phil. Hell, he's been known to be late to his own streams and his mature adult office is just down the hall from his bedroom.
 
Is it still a buyers market for cars?
yes. Especially when you have a recent begruptcy on your lack of credit report. Another reason there's no way he bought a new car.
Whacky thought about this car shit.

We know that Kat has been really goofy behind the scenes lately behind the scenes and Phil has been shaking like crazy and talking about stress. I wonder if Kat wrecked the car and Phil had to go buy a new one and that cuts into his wwe champions money.
No way. He wouldn't be able to restrain himself to make khet look stupid as he usually does and play the car crash victim.
 
PPP and Warski over at the Kino Casino are saying that Phil contacted them and asked for an interview. Whether this is true or not is a different manner. Stay tuned.
Saw this comment today, I don't remember if it was in Raw Phil or actually DSP's chat but it's kinda on the nose:
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Phil really does perk up when it comes to shitting on RTU. He also will claim to not know the back story about something he did, then proceed to describe it in detail. Just like somebody else described it.
The cycle usually is:
1) Phil says he's not about drama, he avoids drama, this year there's been no drama.
2) Phil then starts drama, usually while claiming to know nothing about it while reciting every detail (or the opposite, making wild, totally wrong assumptions because he actually doesn't know anything but he's jealous of whatever successful person he's talking about)
3) Phil says the same thing in 10 different ways, reveling in the drama.
4) When he finally finishes his rant, he flips the other way and starts threatening to ban people if they bring up the drama in chat. Because he's not about drama.
5) The next day, he says he's not about drama, he avoids drama, but yesterday I just had to address the drama. And if he needs to kill time on the "podcast", you get the rants from the day before again. But he's not about drama.

Rinse, repeat. The least self-aware person alive.
 
Phil got pissed because RTU said he is not like him and does have a real family. Phil actually said "I don't have a human son".
"...they chose to have sex and not use contraception and reproduce, literally the easiest fucking thing you can do in life is reproduce..."
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He thinks he sounds smart when he says shit like this about parents. As if procreation begins and ends at the fucking.
Raising 1 single child is harder than literally anything else DSP has done or will ever do, and he knows it, which is why the "fake family" jab by RTU hits him so hard.
 
Phil has been sent a new webcam "out of nowhere" that he can adjust from his laptop without having to get up.

That's great, Phil. Now do those 25 pushups on camera.
Phil bitched today about having to get up when setting up something with his Switch. So, yeah, guess who bought it.
 
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