DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ReentryPhantom]

Okay.... For the love of GOD please stop with saying Phil was talking to Pandalee when she was underage. There is no proof that he was doing this, and only proof that she was of age when they started talking, despite how creepy or sleazy it may be, Phil did nothing wrong, he did everything correctly.

Leanna makes a post on a soap making forum talking about her life and gives a story about her and Phil getting together and when they started talking. Here is that post:

https://web.archive.org/save/http:/...m/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=11442&p=110018#p110018*

A May-December romance is a phrase meaning there is a large age gap between the two individuals. Has nothing to do with when they started talking or dating.

There is also a vlog where she states their actual anniversary is New Years Day, which means they didn't become official until January 1st, 2012

https://youtu.be/UcrO9_jKbb8

Thankfully you only have to listen to her voice for less than 2 minutes to get the info.

Pandalee WAS of age.
Pandalee is NOT Asian. Thank you all.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

The correlation for DSP and spending doesn’t matter. It all gets set on fire. Every cent gets spent as soon as it comes in. Could make 4k tomorrow and he’ll spend 3.9k in 24 hours, somehow.

In reality he’s a typical unintelligent American addict. There’s millions of DSP’s. That’s how there’s billions of dollars in the industry and millions of people in debt or living paycheck to paycheck. It’s incredibly easy for a retard to just nickel and dime his way on a phone to their last shekel.

People were buying scalped PS5’s with their Covid checks instead of, ya know, saving it or investing it. DSP is just the living embodiment of all people’s bad habits.

 

[00R-Gundam]

The correlation for DSP and spending doesn’t matter. It all gets set on fire. Every cent gets spent as soon as it comes in. Could make 4k tomorrow and he’ll spend 3.9k in 24 hours, somehow.

Man idk how he does it, spending everything he earns and not saving for anything! Did the bankruptcy papers or does any of you know if he actively saves money?

Personally i cant see myself spending everything i make and not even save some money on the side, feels irresponsible for me.

 

[Elbe]

despite how creepy or sleazy it may be, Phil did nothing wrong

Phil did nothing ILLEGAL.

A 30yr old gunning for a girl who by definition is 'barely legal' is very far from doing nothing wrong. Creepy & sleazy are wrong things to be.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The correlation for DSP and spending doesn’t matter. It all gets set on fire. Every cent gets spent as soon as it comes in. Could make 4k tomorrow and he’ll spend 3.9k in 24 hours, somehow.

Most people at least have some fun with the dent they accrue. Phil has always burned it on nonsense. Action figures, DVD collections, traveling the US to be a journeyman in fighting games, mobile games, fancy appliances he never used, wife who always acts like a hostage around him and is now 300 lbs. All of it is pure waste.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Saw a couple people seething in a restream chat because he made money today (0$ gameplay btw lmao)

The thing is, giving Phil money is probably one of the most harmful things you could do to him. Want to truly hurt him? Feed his fucking addiction. Because not a single cent actually goes to Phil. But it does go to his broken gacha=addicted mind. The dents are a bit too retarded to see it, but they're just throwing gas on the eternal dumpster fire that is DSP Gaming. Plus every period of robust and organic growth inevitably leads to a period of withheld tips, which means more fun breakdowns until the next injection of ssi money. The dents invest, but only the detractors (and scopely) get the actual payout.

I don't think the dents are conscious of it, but I think deep down, they don't want Phil's channel to really grow or anything because new people would ruin their clubhouse vibe/make it harder for them to feel like they have Phil's attention. It's just another example of how everything around Phil is toxic. I think some dents genuinely wanted to help Phil/the streams improve, but he's more or less chased those ones away, so all that's left is the ironic fans, the drama fans and the truly dented ones who have some weird parasocial thing with Phil/like the scheduled key jingling. And whatever the hell Derich is.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Phil did nothing ILLEGAL.

A 30yr old gunning for a girl who by definition is 'barely legal' is very far from doing nothing wrong. Creepy & sleazy are wrong things to be.

Technically he was still in his 20's

I get it. You hate Phil, but I'm not going to sit here and act like at 29 years old if an 18 year old wanted to date or whatever, I wouldn't do it. I'd guarantee it'd be hard to find a guy that wouldn't in that situation.

 

[shekelshoah666]

The meltdown is engaged. Cammy pushing his shit in after a poor ranking on Bison. Tips low and most rage he's had.

 

[Corpun]

Man idk how he does it, spending everything he earns and not saving for anything! Did the bankruptcy papers or does any of you know if he actively saves money?

Personally i cant see myself spending everything i make and not even save some money on the side, feels irresponsible for me.

DSP is the living embodiment of 6 of the seven sins. unless you consider his real romance his dents wallets.

 

[Incel Death Note]

My favorite is when he won't stop talking. "Down from the rafters? Hunh?!.. i have no idea what that means... anyway thanks for the tip. down from the rafters huh? i don't even understand.. are those words even english? what's a rafter? right? ack ack ack" etc

When a person who really didn't get it would go "Oh thanks for the tip, Down from the rafters"

You saying this isn't the face of an innocent man?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Imagine living your life getting financially cucked by trannies, cultists and legitimate retards. Poor Phillip.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Technically he was still in his 20's

I get it. You hate Phil, but I'm not going to sit here and act like at 29 years old if an 18 year old wanted to date or whatever, I wouldn't do it. I'd guarantee it'd be hard to find a guy that wouldn't in that situation.

Leanna said they weren't a couple until Phil bought his own house. So, he had to financially fuck himself to get her. It wasn't that easy of a decision.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Sir Wong and Sir Max got our boy Bison to Master in just one sitting. Phail on the other hand?

Oof, that's not good for the ol' ego.

 

[DerelictOnion]

I know some people don't enjoy the SF streams but I find them his most enjoyable gaming streams. Short, easily digestible bursts of rage and whining while getting destroyed by real people instead of bugged AI, what is not to like?

 

[RougeRed]

I know some people don't enjoy the SF streams but I find them his most enjoyable gaming streams. Short, easily digestible bursts of rage and whining while getting destroyed by real people instead of bugged AI, what is not to like?

I agree that they are probably the most entertaining streams, but listening to his extremely bad sport ego bullshit when he wins just cringes me to death.

 

[Balr0g]

"I should have never been in 3 Star Diamond to begin with" What does he mean? Did he expect to be 5 Star Diamond? Or start a Platinum? I think someone here mentioned it already but thanks to his Master Placement he gets a head start for new characters. So gid gud scrub. But man, SF 6 is turning Phil into the white LTG. Only thing missing is the regular quit to Dashboard. Him rage quitting sets against Cammy players is *chef's kiss* but I wonder when we get that for all Matches where he gets curbstomped

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Wait, I thought him disabling v-sync removed all the input lag?

 

[DerelictOnion]

I agree that they are probably the most entertaining streams, but listening to his extremely bad sport ego bullshit when he wins just cringes me to death.

Makes his inevitable defeats that much sweeter

 

[SupremeVictory]

I don't think the dents are conscious of it, but I think deep down, they don't want Phil's channel to really grow or anything because new people would ruin their clubhouse vibe/make it harder for them to feel like they have Phil's attention. It's just another example of how everything around Phil is toxic. I think some dents genuinely wanted to help Phil/the streams improve, but he's more or less chased those ones away, so all that's left is the ironic fans, the drama fans and the truly dented ones who have some weird parasocial thing with Phil/like the scheduled key jingling. And whatever the hell Derich is.

It might have been Wings rabbit hole Phil was getting ready to react to, but one of the dents I recall said "the chat is moving too fast". Phil himself was stalling and rocking because he was nervous from the chat being larger than he could moderate for his style of streaming. Both Phil and his dents were very uncomfortable with that many people being on the stream at once. I can't imagine Derich being able to function with his wiki facts being pushed off screen.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

"I should have never been in 3 Star Diamond to begin with" What does he mean? Did he expect to be 5 Star Diamond? Or start a Platinum? I think someone here mentioned it already but thanks to his Master Placement he gets a head start for new characters. So gid gud scrub. But man, SF 6 is turning Phil into the white LTG. Only thing missing is the regular quit to Dashboard. Him rage quitting sets against Cammy players is *chef's kiss* but I wonder when we get that for all Matches where he gets curbstomped

The fun thing is LTG didn't Rage Quit Tekken 8 yet while DSP pretty much quitted it after a week.

Wait, I thought him disabling v-sync removed all the input lag?

He has shit reflxes ofc he can't move. Mild Down's Syndrome and Narcissitic Sociopathy is one hell of a cocktail.