DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Mature Adult dijo:
He started the night at 22590LP and ended at 22830, 240 LP for 3 hours of play. He would have less LP but he kept hitting the diamond 4 floor and deranking back to 3. Unless he can get lucky with dented players, its gonna be a looong grind.

Its still mind boggling how this dude got multiple characters to master rank, yet doesn't know how to fight any of them. I'm not sure if that says more about DSP or SF6's stupid ranking system.
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It's SF6's smart ranking system that keeps people like Phil playing. If he was languishing away in like low Diamond, he probably would have quit the game many months ago.
 
KD6-3.7 dijo:
Aside from the abundant salt, my favorite moment from last night is when he said “unpossible”. Not in a “I’m flustered and can’t organize my thoughts” kind of way, he actually almost said it twice.

I think Jasper gave the guy brain worms. It’s hard for me to believe he’s that fucking stupid. “Unpossible” is such a stupid fucking word that the dumbest character on The Simpson’s said it one time.
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Last night's SF6 session has melted Phil's brain so much that he's telling a story of how infamous rollback netcode snake oil salesmen the Cannon Brothers scammed a teenage Justin Wong out of prize money he won in a tournament they ran 20 years ago.
 
FormerPro dijo:
Last night's SF6 session has melted Phil's brain so much that he's telling a story of how infamous rollback netcode snake oil salesmen the Cannon Brothers scammed a teenage Justin Wong out of prize money he won in a tournament they ran 20 years ago.
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How funny would it be if Justin Wong or the Cannon Bros threatened to file a lawsuit against Phil for this? It'd be funny to just watch Phil tie himself in knots to say that he was only kidding, dood!

 
He bought all those shirts from Target. Phil has said he hasn't been on the highway since he's moved to Washington. He wants people to believe be went thrifting? Mother fucker, you probably put them on a Target CC or a PayPal payment plan, and had them carried to the closet for you by the delivery man.

Always has to have these insanely detailed, half hour long stories, instead of just saying, "yeah. I bought clothes."
 
GibMoneyPls dijo:
He bought all those shirts from Target. Phil has said he hasn't been on the highway since he's moved to Washington. He wants people to believe be went thrifting? Mother fucker, you probably put them on a Target CC or a PayPal payment plan, and had them carried to the closet for you by the delivery man.

Always has to have these insanely detailed, half hour long stories, instead of just saying, "yeah. I bought clothes."
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That still doesn't explain why he dresses like George's dad from Seinfeld.
 
Pretty sad moment imo. "I figured, if I'm not going to talk about it here where am I going to talk about it.." This is just sad. He has no one (even though he's married to his soulmate) to talk to about shit like this. It's fine to bitch about stuff, we all do. But Phil has to use his dented chat as a therapy session. What a miserable life.



Also - What the fuck Phil lol

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Soylent Dora dijo:
Pretty sad moment imo. "I figured, if I'm not going to talk about it here where am I going to talk about it.." This is just sad. He has no one (even though he's married to his soulmate) to talk to about shit like this. It's fine to bitch about stuff, we all do. But Phil has to use his dented chat as a therapy session. What a miserable life.

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Also - What the fuck Phil lol

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SSSSSSSTROKE LIP
 
Cucktry Roads dijo:
Yeah, I'm watching Piece of Peace right now. Pretty interesting. Of course POP is gonna win since he's studied Phil, but it just goes to show you that Phil is in fact the pattern player. I don't play modern fighting games, cause I can't be bothered to learn everything. But I figured out the tier list on my own of SF6 back when Phil was playing Lily originally. Phil likes to play these no movement, tanky, brawler characters, which are all bottom tier cause the top tier are all highly mobile characters and zoners.

POP kept Phil at a range (and Phil were sperging out about it). POP even mentioned that every bit of info you read on match ups says Cammy should zone Zangief, else Zangief will just spam his extremely high damage throw, which seems to be Phil's main trick.

I'm expecting Phil to ragequit SF6 again soon.
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Mature Adult dijo:
He started the night at 22590LP and ended at 22830, 240 LP for 3 hours of play. He would have less LP but he kept hitting the diamond 4 floor and deranking back to 3. Unless he can get lucky with dented players, its gonna be a looong grind.

Its still mind boggling how this dude got multiple characters to master rank, yet doesn't know how to fight any of them. I'm not sure if that says more about DSP or SF6's stupid ranking system.
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CaptainDeTractor dijo:
I still say that one of the most annoying and hypocritical things he does (and there are a lot because, well…it’s DSP) is the “I can’t learn, they button mash, shitty pattern player!”

So…if you’re a half decent player, you’re going to be able to outwit mashers and if it’s a pattern, it just means that you’re too goddamned stupid to recognize the pattern that you’ve seen since the….what, close to a year that SF6 is out? You haven’t learned to beat these alleged pattern players in a YEAR?

Fucking retard. I want to see him break down and cry on stream. Maybe a stroke or some rope too, while we’re at it. He’s just a piece of shit, there’s not many other ways to slice it.
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Had to quote a bunch of these because it's hilarious...

Whether it's him, somebody who has not only played the game for nearly a year but also played the beta a bunch, whining about pattern players and not being able to stop said patterns (which says a lot more about him than them), saying how people who got to Master rank aren't really that good with a bad W/L rate (where he is in that 50-60% range that isn't exactly lighting the world on fire either), or crying about how top tier characters are unstoppable and a dummy could use them, when we all know (and have seen with Luke), that Phil is just not good at these games anymore.

Like even with Blanka, he has 2-3 combos he does and spams whenever he can + 1 move (Blanka ball) to set up Lvl 3 super, that if you stop them he's lost. He cries about "not being able to do X on reaction", bitch you have the same reflexes as Joe Biden. With Zangief, his strategy is 2 combos as well and set up for the Lvl 3, and on top of that, the counter is to try to perfect parry everything. Again, dude is past his prime, which is OK we all get old, but thinks he's got the reflexes of a 18 year old on GFuel.

By only playing online, he can always say that lag and rollback netcode is the excuse, and he hasn't even played or been even marginally OK at fighting games in person for 20 years.
 
GibMoneyPls dijo:
He bought all those shirts from Target. Phil has said he hasn't been on the highway since he's moved to Washington. He wants people to believe be went thrifting? Mother fucker, you probably put them on a Target CC or a PayPal payment plan, and had them carried to the closet for you by the delivery man.

Always has to have these insanely detailed, half hour long stories, instead of just saying, "yeah. I bought clothes."
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I'm starting to think he just orders them online hence why he doesn't fuckin try them on before he buys them.
 
I’ve said it before but just go back and compare Phil’s sf6 gameplay from the first month of the game until now. Outside of him learning to spam parry it’s almost identical.

Almost a year later and he’s still doing the same basic bitch day one combos. Still wasting all his meter for almost no damage. He hasn’t learned how to deal with the same patterns he’s been bitching about for a year.

Now compare this to someone like PoP who actually had the desire to learn the game and improve. Their gameplay from day one till now is almost unrecognizable.
 
Big Brown Schlub dijo:
I'm still standing by my claim that the perfect job for piggy would be as a low level manager at a call center. Just enough power over a few desperate people to think he's a big swinging dick, he'd love berating, micromanaging and dragooning a bunch of poor saps who are easily replacable, "we need those sales we really do we need those sales, to get my bonus!", after the pre and post-shift berating he'd sequester himself to his ahffice playing WWE Champs all day and his idea of "teambuilding" would be ordering 3 pizzas and he'd eat 2 and a half of them.
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Fil does not follow rules and certainly wouldn't want a boss, either. He is f-f-f-fucked if he had to get out there in the job market.
 
JohnRedcorn dijo:
I’ve said it before but just go back and compare Phil’s sf6 gameplay from the first month of the game until now. Outside of him learning to spam parry it’s almost identical.

Almost a year later and he’s still doing the same basic bitch day one combos. Still wasting all his meter for almost no damage. He hasn’t learned how to deal with the same patterns he’s been bitching about for a year.

Now compare this to someone like PoP who actually had the desire to learn the game and improve. Their gameplay from day one till now is almost unrecognizable.
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I'd say he's gotten worse. All the joystick mashing makes me think his hooves have left it inputting up more than intended.

That and he relies on the same pool of 5 moves per character. The piledriver spin that zangief does that takes 1/3 of a health bar. Without that he's stuck
 
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