DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

That has to be a clip-on. I refuse to believe Phil is smart enough to tie a tie, let alone follow directions to tie a tie.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

He's also bragging that tying a tie is like second nature to him because he went to a private school. Like bitch I went to public school and since I was 7 I can tie a tie, this isn't something to brag about David.

And he fucked it up. That says everything about this pathetic king of the dents. It’s no wonder these tards flock to him.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

That has to be a clip-on. I refuse to believe Phil is smart enough to tie a tie, let alone follow directions to tie a tie.

Nah its real, plus he bragged that tying a tie came easy to him since he went to private school. Dudes really bragging he can tie a tie

 

[Love Is Blue]

Nah its real, plus he bragged that tying a tie came easy to him since he went to private school. Dudes really bragging he can tie a tie

he's bragging to jayde since he can't move his arms desu

 

[Corpun]

Nah its real, plus he bragged that tying a tie came easy to him since he went to private school. Dudes really bragging he can tie a tie

The stupid nuns must have taught him that you don't put a tie under the collar, nothing he could do to make himself look slightly less slovenly dood!

 

[Malakim Phoros]

Dont know if this was brought up before. But today Phil said something about his Throwback stream that really annoyed me. He was complaining about how he only made $30 and how the React stream is what makes the throwback channel viable for all the "work" that goes into the channel. But he admitted himself that the throwback channel is fan operated on a volunteer basis. So what overhead does he need to clear. Its not like he's doing any of that AI "up-scaling" or anything all he has to do is click the upload button.

I know he just wants more money for less work but who is he even fooling with this. Does his dents even fall for this

 

[johnkimble123]

Dont know if this was brought up before. But today Phil said something about his Throwback stream that really annoyed me. He was complaining about how he only made $30 and how the React stream is what makes the throwback channel viable for all the "work" that goes into the channel. But he admitted himself that the throwback channel is fan operated on a volunteer basis. So what overhead does he need to clear. Its not like he's doing any of that AI "up-scaling" or anything all he has to do is click the upload button.

I know he just wants more money for less work but who is he even fooling with this. Does his dents even fall for this

I think he's also mad that that channel got nuked into orbit by Buenos Ares, as his plan was to triple dip the same idiots who were paying into DSPReacts for nothing. If he has 50 members on that channel that are paid, I'd be shocked.

Also, he did spend weeks saying he wouldn't put memberships on the channel only to backtrack the second YouTube monetized it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Does his dents even fall for this

Yes, always.

 

[Iron Father]

Are the dents trying to tip-troll him into dressing like he's employed?

 

[Chernabog3000]

 

[00R-Gundam]

Are the dents trying to tip-troll him into dressing like he's employed?

You may be up to something. If you really think about it they have slowly alongside some outside help, helped dsp dressed "'""""better""""""" which is hilarious to me. Imagine getting paid to dress well because youre too stupid to put the effort.

Edit: Added quotations

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Are the dents trying to tip-troll him into dressing like he's employed?

He seems to get quite a few react suggestions egging him to get a job, so probably.

Also, some of his paypigs probably tip him to feel better about themselves lording over the King of Beggars while they work.

 

[Scopely]

My questions: Is he still wearing his Zelda PJs while wearing a dress shirt and a tie?

 

[Malakim Phoros]

My questions: Is he still wearing his Zelda PJs while wearing a dress shirt and a tie?

Most definitely, We saw him wearing them under his other button up shirts

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Funny how now that tips are drying up and Kat quit playing DD2 that Phil is starting to shit on the game...

 

[blahblahblah678]

Dave was whining about RPG overload, but he is going to play Elden Ring again. Guess what, Piggy? Elden Ring is an RPG you dumb fuck.
Credit Piece of Peace

 

[Vic Viper T301]

That was an almost Scorn level meltdown over $7 in tips tonight. "RPG Overload" is back again.

Elden Ring is a JRPG you dumb fuck.

I'm gonna get really autisticly picky here, but Elden Ring / Souls games aren't JRPGs. just because it's an RPG and it was made in Japan doesn't make it a JRPG, it's a specific genre with specific parameters, old Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest games are JRPGs, these new Yakuaza games are JRPGs, Elden Ring isn't.

 

[FamicomGorby]

To replace the vest with ties. So, if his dents want to see him wear a "silly tie", that'll be $150. Also, the memes of this on Twitter are just downright hilarious.

Phil really just oughta take the dress up bit to its logical extreme and move his stream on to onlyfans so he can charge his dents to put on pants.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil really just oughta take the dress up bit to its logical extreme and move his stream on to onlyfans so he can charge his dents to put on pants.

Fuckhead was doing that a few years ago with his jeans for some reason.

Speaking of absolutely retarded thinking, he's sticking with Battlefront. Gotta make that $30 he spent on the game worth something, right?

Also, this:

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil talking about how Easter is just another day and that he and his mo-wife barely remembered it is so pathetic and sad. He isolates himself on the other side of the country, marries an autistic woman whose sole entertainment is playing Skyrim and then complains that a holiday in which most people are gathered with their families and loved ones is now meaningless to him because he's an "adult".

Phail: I have a deeply Catholic-style upbringing
Also Phail: The most important Christian holiday is meaningless to me! REEEE!

He's also bragging that tying a tie is like second nature to him because he went to a private school. Like bitch I went to public school and since I was 7 I can tie a tie, this isn't something to brag about David.

Someone should teach him a cool trick where he ties the other side of the tie to the doorknob and then just moves his neck forward. He's gonna need it in a few years.