DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

@Balr0g I don't know that I've ever heard it mentioned Melissa living back in Phil's parents house after she was 18, I think his parents were not happy about the drug problem, but I think she's doing well now and has a kid or something.

I really for bad for the relatives of lolcows. Can not imagine a more humiliating existence than knowing you are closely related to an abject failure like DSP.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I really for bad for the relatives of lolcows. Can not imagine a more humiliating existence than knowing you are closely related to an abject failure like DSP.

do we know if his parents are aware of his terrible online reputation?

 

[BScCollateral]

He bought 4 PS2's for a gaming tournament he was organizing and used his employee discount. How much was it? 10% off. I'm not joking. If my maths is correct, Phil saved less than $5.

Only if a PS2 costs $12.50.

 

[Fapcop]

Only if a PS2 costs $12.50.

The employee discount for the PlayStation was like 50 cents.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

For anyone who didn't see/hear, Phil's epic plan to combat RPG overload/burnout/stagnation is to play Elden Ring. He's going to return to the magic build second run, which makes the game easy af. He's not going to play FF7 cause the dents didn't support it. Also apparently planning a co-op stream takes months of preparation. Also BG3 killed the business, but for some reason, he didn't stop playing it....hmmmm....

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

For anyone who didn't see/hear, Phil's epic plan to combat RPG overload/burnout/stagnation is to play Elden Ring. He's going to return to the magic build second run, which makes the game easy af.

Man, having to go back to a game instead of a newer one he didn't play yet, poor Fill. And it's a game he'll have to play AGAIN for the hyped DLC style content in mid June. If only there was a game he was hyping up for months while shitting on the idea of playing back when he was doing Lies of P because 'two of these games at once is too much' despite randomly bringing it up along with Robocop. Hell, maybe even different genres of games like one where constantly replaying it is the point. Alas, Phil and his dents have the memory of a mayfly's lifespan and thus such games do not exist. Maybe this time Elden Ring will save the business.

 

[marlintan]

Man, having to go back to a game instead of a newer one he didn't play yet, poor Fill. And it's a game he'll have to play AGAIN for the hyped DLC style content in mid June. If only there was a game he was hyping up for months while shitting on the idea of playing back when he was doing Lies of P because 'two of these games at once is too much' despite randomly bringing it up along with Robocop. Hell, maybe even different genres of games like one where constantly replaying it is the point. Alas, Phil and his dents have the memory of a mayfly's lifespan and thus such games do not exist. Maybe this time Elden Ring will save the business.

DSP never should have stopped playing Elden Ring, at least weekly, I'm NG+11 and thinking of him trying to cheese bosses without summons at even NG+4 is hilarious, dents on all sides of the aisle would have paid for that rage.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

do we know if his parents are aware of his terrible online reputation?

Probably. I imagine during the 10 year plan talk he gave them a prestream covering how the trolls ruined his channel. Also wouldn't be surprised if some spergs found their info and gave them a call.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Lol

Admins are a bunch of angry faggots.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

For anyone who didn't see/hear, Phil's epic plan to combat RPG overload/burnout/stagnation is to play Elden Ring. He's going to return to the magic build second run, which makes the game easy af. He's not going to play FF7 cause the dents didn't support it. Also apparently planning a co-op stream takes months of preparation. Also BG3 killed the business, but for some reason, he didn't stop playing it....hmmmm....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E4OelQhXQTU

In this video, he mentioned he's going to play Alone in the Dark, which surprised me. I thought he was skipping it. I don't think he'll like it and will probably unfairly compare it to REmake 2 because he expected it to be similar.

 

[Cherry Dude]

For anyone who didn't see/hear, Phil's epic plan to combat RPG overload/burnout/stagnation is to play Elden Ring. He's going to return to the magic build second run, which makes the game easy af. He's not going to play FF7 cause the dents didn't support it. Also apparently planning a co-op stream takes months of preparation. Also BG3 killed the business, but for some reason, he didn't stop playing it....hmmmm....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E4OelQhXQTU

Magic in Elden Ring is unironically a harder playthrough than an unga bunga strength build where you just poisebreak everything to infinity.

Have fun beating Malenia or Radagon with spell spam.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Only if a PS2 costs $12.50.

The discount for consoles was at cost. But Best Buy made no money on actual consoles so it was a few bucks a unit Phil saved

 

[Love Is Blue]

Magic in Elden Ring is unironically a harder playthrough than an unga bunga strength build where you just poisebreak everything to infinity.

Have fun beating Malenia or Radagon with spell spam.

int is blue dex and therefore is for faggots
the only harder aspect of an intnigger build is picking up the items you need desu

 

[Hostile Takeover]

Cryin' Phil drops one last "he's just like me fr fr" before the end of Like a Dragon.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I unironically find it hysterical how much DSP shits all over 1MM without even realizing it.

1MM remains the biggest cuck in the goutsphere.

 

[Cherry Dude]

int is blue dex and therefore is for faggots
the only harder aspect of an intnigger build is picking up the items you need desu

This isn't DS3. Strength builds are far easier for PvE because of how easy it is to poisebreak bosses with them. That's why Phil's first playthrough was heavy jump attack spam.

Most spells are pretty bad, you don't get to have as much health as a strength build because less red flasks, and a lot of enemies will dodge spells or are resistant to them.

I've played through with a faith build, an int built, a dex build, and a strength build. Strength is definitely the easiest and least amount of effort, follow by faith, then int, then dex.

 

[Balr0g]

He probably watched a video where one player kamhamehad bosses in one shot. Though those videos are at least 1 year old. And from what I understand is that From Software nerfed said build. Just like his Lightning Spear build in DS2 where he was so proud of beasting the game and then got his shit pushed in when the build was nerfed and he couldn't finish the DLC

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Yuge troll rant from the end of Yasnooza

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

do we know if his parents are aware of his terrible online reputation?

At minimum, Daddy Dave has to be with his career path. That's probably why it sounds like he hates Phil and has little to do with him now.

 

[johnkimble123]

Technically he's eligible for Chapter 13 bankruptcy at any time, but that's the re-organization type. The one where you actually have to pay back everything albeit in a structured way. Would also mean selling off assets, and if he didn't keep business & personal expenses separate, could mean a lot more of a mess.

Also am pretty sure the IRS had a lien against his property, which is why he wasn't able to get forgiveness on any past-due tax bills. Then again, who knows, since a 2020 bankruptcy filing is unlike any you could get both before and after.

Never underestimate a coward on a power trip.

Having worked retail, I think I know Phil's type. If you are a regular worker and push back on him, he's the type who wants to speak to a manager. If your manager is one who rolls over ('customer is always right' bs), Phil gets his way. If your manager has your back, he turtles and leaves.

There's also the evidence of him turning into the biggest bitch the second Keemstar got on that interview. Couldn't gargle his balls faster if he tried. Next day, Keemstar is this, and that, etc.

I_LOVE_MY_LIFE.mp4
Yuge troll rant from the end of Yasnooza

Next time Phil begs for tips, I hope somebody replies that wealth isn't important. And that they are paying him with the friendship & experiences they share together. It is all about "we" after all.