DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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My favorite moment from the Dent Sea Scrolls is finding out Phil's nickname in the FGC was Monkeyspank, because he was caught masturbating once, maybe even twice, long before the incident.

Mr. Burnell, getting caught with your pants around your ankles once is an accident; two or more times is a fetish.
What's even funnier he was caught in his house and the person who caught him later transitioned to a woman and Phil called said person and I quote "an abomination". There was probably a lot of resentment against said person because he was caught
 
Looking forward to DSP catching some Zs during Yakuza cutscene and embarrassing himself by looking anywhere but at the screen whenever a woman is present.
 
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Big ups Turkey Tom
 
The best Phil gets from these former FGC players is some think he was a decent player.
Or not even that but just a "he is an OG" as in "he was around back then".

Something along the line of a guy who was in your class in High School but nobody liked but when you meet him at a reunion 20 years later you're friendly with him because you associate his presence with a happier time period of your life.
 
After the extreme begging and chargebacks from the last few days, Phil Doordashed sushi on the day off.
Not to be a sushi snob but I bet Dave is one of those people that absolutely soaks their sushi in soy sauce. Also are there any pictures of him ever using chopsticks? I don't know if I believe he has the finger dexterity for em.
 
I love how his stream is advertised as MW3 but the gameplay doesn't start until an hour and a half in. The least new viewer friendly streamer I have ever seen on the platform.
 
Phil got a tip during his day off. This is the third or fourth time recently where Phil received a contribution when he was away from the stream - either because he was sick, or someone tipped overnight, or whatever. And once again, Phil would not reveal how much this person tipped. This is becoming a regular thing.
 
After the extreme begging and chargebacks from the last few days, Phil Doordashed sushi on the day off.
He ordered from Sushi Today. One of the items he ordered was "The Matador" Shrimp tempura, crab mix top with king salmon, mango sweet chili, black tobiko. This single special roll was $25. I'll wager there at least another $25-$30 worth of food, on top of doordash fees. I'll guess this was a $70 meal when all was said and done.
 
Posting too much but the DSP Game News segment is just pure Phil wanting to be important but showcasing his impotence and ignorance about the industry he relies on. He's somehow more lazy about reporting news than Tim Pool. Unity goes years without being profitable as a company; they try to find a way to increase revenue; it was poorly understood and received by a bunch of screeching Twitter users who it didn't effect because a small handful of indie devs who also didn't understand the changes started crying about it; CEO gets fired as a ritual sacrifice to the screeching Twitter mob; Board of directors goes with plan B and downsizes the company; DSP doesn't do any of this research and just uses it as a way to virtue signal how bad rich people are and they don't have to worry about getting sick for 2 days and it destroying their mature business and how he's a man of the people unlike those people who are conservative or liberal on Kick or Twitch and he can't do a politics show because he would get canceled.

This after doing his usual fence sitting because Activision/Blizzard keeps making shit games and bad decisions but they're still an ok company and all these poor AAA developers are having trouble making good games, look at how great Capcom is doing now that they stopped being stupid and started making games that Phil likes! They are even bringing back Dragon's Dogma the most beloved Capcom franchise ever dudes!

Just fuckin....wow, it's hard not to be shocked that some how some way this man is just incapable of learning anything ever, he had one blip of success as the first one man content farm on the internet and rested his laurels on that and said "this is all I ever need to know as a human" and wonders why he's constantly in the shit or the punchline of the internets' jokes.
 
My favorite moment from the Dent Sea Scrolls is finding out Phil's nickname in the FGC was Monkeyspank, because he was caught masturbating once, maybe even twice, long before the incident.
What's even funnier he was caught in his house and the person who caught him later transitioned to a woman and Phil called said person and I quote "an abomination". There was probably a lot of resentment against said person because he was caught
Any links to this?
 
Posting too much but the DSP Game News segment is just pure Phil wanting to be important but showcasing his impotence and ignorance about the industry he relies on. He's somehow more lazy about reporting news than Tim Pool. Unity goes years without being profitable as a company; they try to find a way to increase revenue; it was poorly understood and received by a bunch of screeching Twitter users who it didn't effect because a small handful of indie devs who also didn't understand the changes started crying about it; CEO gets fired as a ritual sacrifice to the screeching Twitter mob; Board of directors goes with plan B and downsizes the company; DSP doesn't do any of this research and just uses it as a way to virtue signal how bad rich people are and they don't have to worry about getting sick for 2 days and it destroying their mature business and how he's a man of the people unlike those people who are conservative or liberal on Kick or Twitch and he can't do a politics show because he would get canceled.

This after doing his usual fence sitting because Activision/Blizzard keeps making shit games and bad decisions but they're still an ok company and all these poor AAA developers are having trouble making good games, look at how great Capcom is doing now that they stopped being stupid and started making games that Phil likes! They are even bringing back Dragon's Dogma the most beloved Capcom franchise ever dudes!

Just fuckin....wow, it's hard not to be shocked that some how some way this man is just incapable of learning anything ever, he had one blip of success as the first one man content farm on the internet and rested his laurels on that and said "this is all I ever need to know as a human" and wonders why he's constantly in the shit or the punchline of the internets' jokes.
I was surprised he didn't use "just like they fired me at the helicopter factory" when he talked about the employees who did nothing wrong.
 
Phil got a tip during his day off. This is the third or fourth time recently where Phil received a contribution when he was away from the stream - either because he was sick, or someone tipped overnight, or whatever. And once again, Phil would not reveal how much this person tipped. This is becoming a regular thing.
He's been saying he gets tips on his days off for a few months now, around when his tips noticeably started dropping off this year.

Thus, I think Dave is lying for most part about these behind duh scenes tips. He could use them as delayed future tips to save for slow streams, which we know really bothers him when trolls pop in to laugh at him.
 
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