DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

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  • No

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I'm sure he does want a PC, but he was a greedy pigroach so he wanted something brand new and expensive. RTU's PC was a used one and from 2017, and that's probably the only thing his brain registered. He doesn't know or care what a threadripper is, he just thinks that it's old then it's not good enough for him. He's gonna wait for a trustworthy paypig to offer to buy him a new PC and shell out top dollar for it. Edit: Oh yeah and RTU wanted DSP to pay for the shipping costs to send the PC, you know the cheap fuck probably hated that.

There will always be other people to watch and talk about.
Yeah, Phil has the body chemistry of an old lady. Shopping and looking at all the fancy new toys he's going to treat himself with is foreplay for him. He loves looking at luxury goods going "ooh this one has the extra-authentic custom fixtures from Europe, but THIS one is part of the Premium 3000 range."

He was never going to accept Rich's PC, not because it was from Rich, but because he's too good for pre-owned. It reminds me of one of the uncommon moments where Phil expressed genuine mirth, during the John and Howard deboonk stream where Howard mentions Phil getting a BMW while not paying his friends.
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Phil is a material girl.
 
Excellent video. I love Street Fighter and fighting games as a whole. Always been my shit.

I can confidently say that LTG and DSP are both FAR better than the average fighting game player. But that's it.

Neither are good enough to be competitive in any scene other than mindless ranked match streams. Which again, is still more capability than most.

If you think DSP doesn't know everything mentioned in that video, you are kidding yourself. If he were watching his own gameplay under the guise it was someone else's, I'm confident he could diagnose everything going wrong.

But he plays these games the same way he does everything else. "This is what I'm going to do, and this is ALL I'm going to do." There is zero adaptation to his opponents tendencies. There is no plan B.

Players who get over the skill cap that DSP faces, they make habits of watching their own gameplay. Pigroach would never do this.
Like a year ago he went into super turbo training mode (can't blame lag there) and couldn't do shoryukens from the player 2 side, he got like 1/10 attempts. And from player 1 side was bad too, like 4/10 attempts. Good players can do 10 in a row no problem both sides. It doesn't matter what you know if you can't execute anything. DSP sucks now. Maybe he'd make an ok coach, lol.
 
Yeah, Phil has the body chemistry of an old lady. Shopping and looking at all the fancy new toys he's going to treat himself with is foreplay for him. He loves looking at luxury goods going "ooh this one has the extra-authentic custom fixtures from Europe, but THIS one is part of the Premium 3000 range."
I wonder what you will look like in your 40's... oh never mind. Come for kiss xoxo
 
What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery? Do sincere apologies live on stream? Stop talking about his financial status? Ask his wife to show up on the stream despite the fact she's just his wife and how she looks like, getting weight or not wearing make-up is her own decision?
The only thing Phil can do to redeem himself at this point is stop. Turn off the webcam and never stream again. Like others said, he is too far gone and he has proven time and again that he won't change his scumbag ways. Just log off youtube, take the L and go get a job at Burger King or Target. That is the only thing that would make me believe there is a shred of good left in him. Stop scamming retards and kids online and go get a real job. Maybe also move back to Connecticut, your parents are getting old and you need to be a man and help them, you fat fuck!
Also, while detractors produce a huge amount of videos some of them make commentary about our beloved Phil. Let's be frank here - without him, we wouldn't have a thread to discuss and have fun.
I thought this dumb argument was over since past summer. Having a thread to laugh at this lol cow is not something most of us on here strive for. If Phil died tomorrow and this thread was cancelled, I'd just look for other sources of entertainment. This place exists IN SPITE of Phil, not THANKS to him. I guarantee you, if Piggy left comments or his stream chat on or if the reddit discussion would be better, people wouldn't even hang around here that much. Besides, I doubt that people feel too emotionally attached to Phil or this place. He is not our wolverine toy.
What I would like to see are the faces of some of them hiding behind text-to-speech generators or cartoon characters (I am looking at you ItsAGundam).
? This is the part of your comment that strikes me as particularly autistic. The guy who made the DSP WWE Champions expose video (can't remember his name right now) uses tts so I think that is who you are alluding to as he made one of the most popular DSP vids. ItsAGundam is also a fairly popular youtuber who talks about Phil.

These people would like to remain anonymous to some degree, so they keep their faces/voice private when making a video. You seem to be using the early 2000s' middle school yard argument of "that guy doesn't show himself so he must be an ugly weirdo irl". And even if Gundam and that other guy are more facially deformed than Harvey Dent, it doesn't really diminish their talking points. They managed the insurmountable task of producing entertaining content out of DSP, something that even regular tractors like Doody and Outsyder have been sleeping on recently. To top it off, they made him fun while also exposing his asshole behaviour.

It seems to me like you are attacking these guys because they are both popular and unafraid of calling out Phil for his scams with accuracy, implying that they are in fact some ugly losers who "hide behind" cartoon avatars and tts. It's not like Phil himself, thanks to the ringlight minisaga showed himself to look like a walking corpse. If you're so fucking handsome and "would like to see" their faces, then be the chaddest keyboard warrior and by all means, dox yourself first!
 
What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery? Do sincere apologies live on stream? Stop talking about his financial status? Ask his wife to show up on the stream despite the fact she's just his wife and how she looks like, getting weight or not wearing make-up is her own decision?

Also, while detractors produce a huge amount of videos some of them make commentary about our beloved Phil. Let's be frank here - without him, we wouldn't have a thread to discuss and have fun. What I would like to see are the faces of some of them hiding behind text-to-speech generators or cartoon characters (I am looking at you ItsAGundam). The spreadsheet and Python code to follow tips sent to Phil is a bit overstepping. I mean, for Phil is a hell of use because I doubt he had ever put so much effort to see how much he actually makes on an internet career.
He can do many things to redeem himself , but will do none of them. The sooner you understand that the more everything will make sense to you.
 
What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery? Do sincere apologies live on stream? Stop talking about his financial status? Ask his wife to show up on the stream despite the fact she's just his wife and how she looks like, getting weight or not wearing make-up is her own decision?
Treating your viewers not like shit / piggiebanks maybe. And imho something way more important: realize he has a problem with addiction (alcohol and gacha). The first step to combat these is to realize it yourself and then seek help. But since he never doies anything wrong this is something he will never manage.
 
What I would like to see are the faces of some of them hiding behind text-to-speech generators or cartoon characters
Why would they do that, what is there to gain by exposing their identity? DSP doesn't show his face because he's a stand-up brave guy, he does it because he wants money. If any of these people get addicted to liquor and gacha games, they are free to show their faces to try and get money as well.
 
Just the sheer amount of money he *disappeared* in a day is astounding to me. PoPs tracker has him getting ~4.1K from Youtube for 12/2022 and it's fucking gone in a day.

It will always do my head in as to how his dents don't understand that isn't normal.

And what's crazy is that even if you concede that all of that 4k is needed to pay his mortgage, insurance, etc, basically he pays all of his bills for the month and his YT check is wiped out and then he has to rely on daily tips for the rest of the month for 'liquidity'.... What normal fucking person needs $300 of 'liquidity' on a daily basis???

That level of ongoing daily need / expectation by an average person, where even just a day or two of coming up short of such a ridiculous goal causes them to be 'worried and anxious', has exactly one possible explanation, that being an addiction of some sort. Even if it's one as stupid as a mobile game where there is zero potential to get any kind of monetary return. Outside of the very very few people who genuinely seem to accept his version of things, almost surely because they simply lack any kind of real-world perspective or experience to think anything else, nobody could look at a situation such as his objectively and come to any other possible conclusion. It has to be fucking miserable knowing that you have to try to sell it as anything else day after day after day.
 
What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery?
If your ESL ass means "how can Phil stop people laughing at him" then I can give basic advice that would not only do that, but would also make his streams a lot more watchable and get him a decent if niche audience.

1. Stop begging. Your dents know you want tips. You don't have to remind them. Have a link pinned to the chat and maybe one on screen if you're really jonesing for those jpegs. Say it once at the start of the stream and leave it be. There's a reason other streamers don't do this. Fittingly enough it's like playing a phone game. Every fifteen minutes the gameplay stops to remind you how you can buy a new skin for 49.99 BUY NOW LIMITED TIME OFFER.
Plus it doesn't help. You get the same amount of tips when you beg vs when you don't. The only thing that seems to have an impact is the whale call tweets. 90% of detractor content is just reuploading your beg segments. Cut that out and you kneecap a lot of the lazier clippers.

2. Lean in to being angry. I don't mean manufacture anger like you pretend to be breathless laughing at mildly amusing glitches. A lot of guys like LtMkilla made rage content but they started to fake it and it shows. You have the unique ability to be genuinely mad at videogames. This is actually a good thing if you use it well, which leads into the third point.

3. Pick better games. Walking sims, Bethesda games, easymode AAA games, this shit is insufferable, and they're all like 70+ hour playthroughs. Play games that you know will make you mad and bring the content. Indie games are huge and only getting more popular since big-budget studio games are increasingly Ubisoft wannabes or monetized models. If you're going to play classic games that people love like Metal Gear Solid, play on a higher difficulty because people will get irritated if you trash a well-made game on normal mode, just like how TIHYDP started. Let your audience (paid members if you absolutely have to be jewish) choose games to punish you, no veto'ing. You will naturally get a fanbase that enjoys watching you suffer and will want to throw money at you to play their suggestions. I know you idolize James Rolfe and Nostalgia Critic and MST3K. Their whole deal was suffering through terrible media. That's why it was funny. It's not funny when you go "GOT EM. VERY NICE. FIRST TRY" and T-pose after overgrinding to endgame level to beat midgame bosses.

4. Have AT MOST three games going at any one time. This is an important one. Nobody wants to check back in a week later to see two hours of progress on whatever game in which they're interested. Have one reflex-based game, one thinking-based game, and one wildcard. That's it. Tying this in as 4.5: don't stall so much. People lose interest quickly online, they don't want several-month-long playthroughs.

Just my humble suggestions. I don't think Phil can be "redeemed" in the sense that he can make his past go away with a few charity streams (will never happen lol) or apology videos, and I don't really care, I'm here to laugh not to moralize. I do think his content could be much better if he let go of a lot of his personal hangups. I don't think he's gonna be able to indefinitely fund his lifestyle solely by streaming though.
 
There are politicians whose financial standing is yearly reported yet I didn't see any detractor making fun of politicians for having barely a few bucks in their private account and huge collection of action figures.

Do you consider yourself as bully? Tell us about your high school years, we listen. Come for hugs and xoxo.


You jelly?


Oh you got me honey xoxo...
Are your parents brother and sister?
 
I'm pretty tired right now, so i can't quite find the words to describe it, but this post is really fucking weird to me.
We (and other subforums) always get shit like "Why do you guys even care, you spend so much time on laughing at the lolcow in question?" And to be quite honest - yes, I know, I am quite cognizant of the fact that I spend way too much free time when I'm on my own laughing at this fat fucking retard when I could be playing vidya, listening to music, making music, learn a new language or skill etc.
At the same time, why is it socially acceptable to laugh at the fucking retards broadcasting themselves on reality TV shows? Just because they're on the TeeVee and not online?
 
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There are politicians whose financial standing is yearly reported yet I didn't see any detractor making fun of politicians for having barely a few bucks in their private account and huge collection of action figures.

Do you consider yourself as bully? Tell us about your high school years, we listen. Come for hugs and xoxo.

Solid goal post move there.

I do not in any way interact with any lolcow, I sit back and watch. I've never once left a comment, or sent a chat in anyone I follows community. Am I a bully for sitting there watching and commenting in a place he himself he says he never visits or looks at? Is that perhaps something he can do to not be mocked? Stop lying about reading this place?
 
What Phil can do to redeem himself from mockery? Do sincere apologies live on stream? Stop talking about his financial status? Ask his wife to show up on the stream despite the fact she's just his wife and how she looks like, getting weight or not wearing make-up is her own decision?
No redemption at this point. He really needs to go back to playing shit like Signalis. That felt like an actual playthrough instead of just a game he can use as a backdrop to pause every 5 minutes because "I got a tip!" ruins it all.

So, just play videogames. Phil is already too deep in this beg hole he dug himself and has used it as a forefront for his "business" that there really isn't much else to talk about with the guy in terms of whats happening for entertainment.
Also, while detractors produce a huge amount of videos some of them make commentary about our beloved Phil. Let's be frank here - without him, we wouldn't have a thread to discuss and have fun. What I would like to see are the faces of some of them hiding behind text-to-speech generators or cartoon characters (I am looking at you ItsAGundam). The spreadsheet and Python code to follow tips sent to Phil is a bit overstepping. I mean, for Phil is a hell of use because I doubt he had ever put so much effort to see how much he actually makes on an internet career.
Oh. I guess this goes with my first point. This wouldn't be a thing if he would have just kept playing videogames.
 
This whole redemption shit is so fucking stupid, who really gives a shit if Phil turns his life around.
Because he won't ever change he's been trained to act like this over the past few years.

Phil is so fucking lazy that he won't streamline his setup to make things easier for himself.
I swear that shit triggers me more than anything he does,

He's like the Ned Flanders parents "we tried nothing and were all out of ideas"


I hope the gradual fall to madness has some good gold dust
 
I'll write this in the style of our new Phil defender here on the Farms:

The first step to changing is wanting to change.

Phil doesn't think he's done a thing wrong, so what would he need to be "redeemed" from? He truly thinks he's the victim here, not the one pissing away $120,000 taken from the mentally ill and then begging for more. He believes in all of the "detractor memes" and, in fact, his career revolves around drama.

While Phil's ideal life would be $1000 a stream for no effort with no trolls, he knows that stirring up drama and being the victim are the only way he can currently survive and still have enough to play WWEC and Door Dash 10 times a week. And as long as he profits off the misery of others, and plays up his own supposed misery, there won't be any redemption.
 
I think Phil could be "redeemed" if he just started having fun on his streams, and making it fun for his audience. Even if he kept up his moronic spending habits and addictions "behind duh scenes", people probably wouldn't care as much. He'd just be another streamer beneath anyone's notice.
 
What I would like to see are the faces of some of them hiding behind text-to-speech generators or cartoon characters (I am looking at you ItsAGundam).
Ahh, so you don't really watch itsagundam or you just started watching him when he started commenting on Phil. He's done quite a few videos without the cartoon character.


As far as what Phil could do to stop being laughed at, basically nothing because the man will never change. He thinks that every penny coming in is profit. That's why he'll never get ahead. He thinks it makes more sense to beg then to take sponsorship money that he claims he's always offered. He thinks it makes more sense to not try to expand his viewer base and instead squeeze the hundred or so viewers for every penny of their monthly check. There's nothing that can be done for him.
 
I'm sure he does want a PC, but he was a greedy pigroach so he wanted something brand new and expensive. RTU's PC was a used one and from 2017, and that's probably the only thing his brain registered. He doesn't know or care what a threadripper is, he just thinks that it's old then it's not good enough for him. He's gonna wait for a trustworthy paypig to offer to buy him a new PC and shell out top dollar for it. Edit: Oh yeah and RTU wanted DSP to pay for the shipping costs to send the PC, you know the cheap fuck probably hated that.

There will always be other people to watch and talk about.
Just gonna offer a take I don't see discussed enough about that situation.

First gen threadrippers weren't all that great the TDP was crazy even for 12-16 core CPU's

Option 1 accept rich's PC everything goes fine for the forseeable future, no issues with it and the delivery guy even brings it upstairs for him. This is absolute perfect case scenario for Phil.

Option 2 PC arrives and wont boot up windows, you think Phils gonna know to double check the sata data cables haven't come loose during shipping? He already had something happen for a fan who sent him a PC (loaded with sony vegas and even suggesting how to render videos faster) he doesn't want to repeat that.

Phil has a mature business to run and mature ahdults who run business do their best to mitigate depreciation of assets. - I think this is a huge part of Phils reasoning for turning down the PC

Even with option 1 going butter smooth in, 5 years time he'd be left with a then 10 year old PC that will no doubt have inherited issues because Phil and electronics creating dust and everythings out of warranty he'd find himself in this situation again vs just getting a pre-built from like cyberpower with an extended warranty (you know he'd get that) he can phone up the customer service line and explain he was fired from a helicopter company, got 4th at Evo making him the #1 ranked US player, had an accident on stream, got married to a bikini supermodel who he loves very much and then finally explaining his computers blue screening and doesn't know what to do and can send it back for repair or have an engineer out I'm not sure what they do but it gives this machoor adult business man piece of mind at night.
 
First gen threadrippers weren't all that great the TDP was crazy even for 12-16 core CPU's
Never had thermal issues on my 12 core. Had a Noctua NH-U12S TR4-SP3 , 120 mm fan, added an extra for shits and giggles. Never had any issues. Ran as file server, docker containers and with 2 gaming VMs for the kids on it.

EDIT:
Pigroach refusing that TR rig was 110% pure idiocy.
 
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