DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[tzgnilki]

does anyone else think he's trying to justify his 4th place at evo by playing a different port of the 30th anniversary edition, kinda like him trying to prove different ports don't matter, & he's still the #1 american xbox one series x street fighter gamepad player no matter what

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I know it's rhetorical and we all know the answer; but break out of his flowchart playstyle, his flowchart business practices, and his flowchart lifestyle. One of the easiest things even mid-size streamers do to "interact" with their audience is go "Oh, what's that?" or something similar when something gets brought up, then finds it, watches it, and shares a moment with the audience.

As sappy as that sounds, it works. Whoever it was who brought up the Sonic 2 Trailer; "No, didn't see the first one, or the trailer." Now let's listen to him bitch about what he can't pull off due to playing with a console controller and watch a match so laggy, that even detractors can't say he's full of shit... that's fucking quality kahntent.

The exact same premise can be applied to The Matrix Awakens demo.

"It's not even a full game. It's just a 15 minute demo. I can't change my schedule to play it. It isn't even a full game anyway, who cares?"

Enough of his "fans" were talking about it during today's AM pre-stream. Doesn't he realise how easy it would be to just end pre-stream 15 minutes earlier to play the 15 minute demo and then engage with his viewers over it?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Move on to the next game. He did it with Supercard and many others. It's not about the actual game, it's about the rush of spending money and knowing you're better than the proletariat.

Who said it has to be a new game? He could go back to Supercard or DBZ Dokkan Battle.

 

[Kheapathic]

The exact same premise can be applied to The Matrix Awakens demo.

"It's not even a full game. It's just a 15 minute demo. I can't change my schedule to play it. It isn't even a full game anyway, who cares?"

Enough of his "fans" were talking about it during today's AM pre-stream. Doesn't he realise how easy it would be to just end pre-stream 15 minutes earlier to play the 15 minute demo and then engage with his viewers over it?

It can be applied to so many things on his streams. Even his whales and potential whales will bring shit up and just shuts them down "I know nothing about that, now let me play my game."

That's the kind of shit I'd say when I was little and my mom would ask what I learned in school today. "I dunno, nothing" while my eyes are glazed over playing Final Fantasy.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

It can be applied to so many things on his streams. Even his whales and potential whales will bring shit up and just shuts them down "I know nothing about that, now let me play my game."

That's the kind of shit I'd say when I was little and my mom would ask what I learned in school today. "I dunno, nothing" while my eyes are glazed over playing Final Fantasy.

"I know what I like and I like what I know - and you're going to like it too."

 

[PieceofShet]

if DPS blocks Jose, and Jose hangs out with others in the only lobby available, DSP could never find a game.

Just saying Jose...

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Who said it has to be a new game? He could go back to Supercard or DBZ Dokkan Battle.

I haven't played Supercard in years, but it's not quite Phil's cup o' tea because you can't buy yourself to winning 99% of the time. There's randomness to it. I suspect that's why he quit.

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil showing his gamer prowess by finally realizing the "Back" button is the "Start" button on XBOX. Maybe in another year or so, he'll figure out the Playstation hasn't had a "Start" button since PS4; "Start" became "Options" and "Select" became the Touch Pad. Don't worry Phil, I remember your MGS2 "How do I use rations" so I have faith you'll figure it out eventually.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Phil showing his gamer prowess by finally realizing the "Back" button is the "Start" button on XBOX. Maybe in another year or so, he'll figure out the Playstation hasn't had a "Start" button since PS4; "Start" became "Options" and "Select" became the Touch Pad. Don't worry Phil, I remember your MGS2 "How do I use rations" so I have faith you'll figure it out eventually.

To be fair, I still call them Start and Select, I never learned the name of the 3 lines button or the 2 squares button.

 

[Kheapathic]

To be fair, I still call them Start and Select, I never learned the name of the 3 lines button or the 2 squares button.

I do too, but earlier in the night he was having a "Oh, I don't know how to do x-character's start button colors. There's no start button on the XBOX." Then just recently had a "Oh, the back button is start." Yes, they've been renamed, but they serve the same purpose. If it's not "Press Any Button" is usually "Press Back/Options." And Phil, with his 10+ year legacy couldn't logic that out.

 

[PieceofShet]

OH MY GOD, Still salty about the guy in SF4 who set the timelimit to 30sec. He just brought him up. OFC dsp doesnt hold a grudge.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

If you don't think Phil is autistic, you are stupid.
2021-12-10 23-22-21.mp4
"Additional relationships". LMAO. Who talks like that but an autist?

This shit is legit sad. We're all adults, we're all busy. We all have time for friends and family, and, if you really don't (playing video games 6 days a week isn't an excuse), we make the time. If you don't, you turn into an unstable wreck with nobody to confide in, like we see daily with DSP.

"I'm happy enough with my life" is such a sad, sad cope.

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

I forgot hes playing on xbox i wanted to play him and make a snort burnell video. At the same time its cool he cant find matches because #DisasterStream

 

[DrunkTaco]

does anyone else think he's trying to justify his 4th place at evo by playing a different port of the 30th anniversary edition, kinda like him trying to prove different ports don't matter, & he's still the #1 american xbox one series x street fighter gamepad player no matter what

No, he is playing on a different console because he is a pussy and afraid Goji and Jose will beat him at a game that is almost old enough to run for president.

 

[tzgnilki]

No, he is playing on a different console because he is a pussy and afraid Goji and Jose will beat him at a game that is almost old enough to run for president.

he actually thought he'd get less lag on the xbox

1:46:52 if the timestamp is broken, shout out dark dave

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil is solely responsible for keep the console Street Fighter scene thriving. All 5-10 people playing are only playing because of him. Big ups to Blooper World Order for the clip.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

I love that ranked matches work on Xbox, unlike PS. Must be because it has wheelchair access.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If Phil is able to dominate the lobbies using just a controller, how does he justify needing a $200 gamepad?

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

DSP thinks hes the center of the Street Fighter community.mp4
Phil is solely responsible for keep the console Street Fighter scene thriving. All 5-10 people playing are only playing because of him. Big ups to Blooper World Order for the clip.

But whenever Phil goes up against a player he thinks is only out to go up against him, he calls them "a no-life", such as Gojitenks

 

[LolCowCentral]

Off topic but figured I'd ask since we have some intelligent people here.

I saw that wings had his ps account hacked and banned. Then they somehow bricked his PS5. I get social engineering to get control of the account but how did they brick the console even though it wasn't connected?

Also - when is PP's turn?