DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This fake as fuck retard can't act worth a shit. Pretending he just "figured out" how to beat the last two bosses in the game is along the same lines as him acting "surprised" when he found the secret staircase before the boss in Super Castlevania IV.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he's a real gamer he unlocked the mystery of this brand new right out of beta game from this little-known IP that no one has done before. He also didn't look at any guides, we know cause he had to immediately tell us this when no one said he did. I mean except the one he was reading on stream at the beginning.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

"I'm not reading any guides...I figured it out AHN THE FLY"

sure you did faggot

 

[Corpun]

What an insufferable fucking cunt. I could've done something more productive in the last hour than this shit.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"I'm not reading any guides...I figured it out AHN THE FLY"

sure you did faggot

I see he memory-holed Papavera already. Does this mong actually think people believe him?

“I can finally say I beat Zelda II!”

So what's the final counter for save-scumming, Phil? Because I'm sure that they really intended you to beat the game by abusing a mechanic that wasn't in the original game.

 

[SPhobos]

"i didnt read any guides" - quote from man who showed off a map papavera sent him lmfao

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Aaand right back to begging. Sorry, asking for support. This idiot had better not do a Q&A...

Send out the paypig signal!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Over 1,000 save states, used a map, and used the cheese strategy to beat the boss easily. I'm not even surprised any more Phil really is the king of retro.

 

[Corpun]

Why the fuck even is Papavera back? Does he want Phil to fumble around Minecraft again and forget crafting recipes the second he finishes them or something?

 

[Agent Proper]

Why the fuck even is Papavera back? Does he want Phil to fumble around Minecraft again and forget crafting recipes the second he finishes them or something?

He works with autistic people so maybe it's a work thing? No better place than a DSP stream to gather the finest autistic fucks.

 

[Robust User]

“I can finally say I beat Zelda II!”

That's fucking scummy. That's all Phil is, a fucking wannabe loser who has to cheat his way to anywhere. He didn't play any games growing up because it was probably "nerd shit", and we all know how cool DSP was when he was a kid, so now in order to garner cachet as a "gamer", he uses his stream and his paypigs' money to fuel his faggotry.

"i didnt read any guides" - quote from man who showed off a map papavera sent him lmfao

Fuck you DSP. When I played games as a kid with my friends, we made our own maps. Fucking loser.

 

[Lazycunt]

So when the fuck is it ok for someone to use a super like everytime a super is used random random like fucking what.

Phill laughing about someone rage-quitting is fucking ironic but Phil doesn't get irony because he's a retard that never questions anything

 

[Corpun]

He works with autistic people so maybe it's a work thing? No better place than a DSP stream to gather the finest autistic fucks.

He works with autistic people or he's autistic himself?

 

[capefear56]

His face absolutely lights up and he starts sperging with glee when he thinks he's made someone angry. But he's a good person guys!

Just... please.

 

[Agent Proper]

He works with autistic people or he's autistic himself?

Both. This is a guy who loves to handhold people while give them cash, I'd say that's on the spectrum.

 

[SPhobos]

I don't know how Minecraft worlds work but I'm having a laugh thinking about Papavera still playing in Phil's world like the fucking weirdo he is, building all the retarded shit the dents wanted.

 

[capefear56]

Both. This is a guy who loves to handhold people while give them cash, I'd say that's on the spectrum.

It's just extreme loneliness. If he had friends, he wouldn't need to throw money around to get attention. He's paying hundreds of dollars just to have his existence acknowledged because no one meaningful in his life wants to talk to him.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Why even lie about that?

Because he’s a pathological liar.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He's literally playing people in SF3 who aren't even playing and just standing there while he whales on them. RIVETING CONTENT, GUYZ.

 

[BT9494]

Fuck off Phil. Fuck right off. You even hinted at the AVGN video with the power glove thing in your little triumphant ramble you fucking mong.

I figured I wasn't the only one that caught that little slipup.

When he said it, I was thinking that he couldn't possibly pretend like he figured it out on his own after such a clear giveaway. But it's DSP so of course he did.