DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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To the people wondering how he fills up his trash can so fast: it’s incredibly easy to do if you don’t break down/consolidate the doordash trash and put it all in the garbage instead of putting the recyclables in the recycling.

“Dood I don’t have time to stack the styrofoam trays or bust them down when I’m done I’m a mature 40 year old gamer.”
While I 100% agree with you, it is still an achievements of sorts to be able to fuck everything you do the way Phil does.

No matter what the job, no matter what the task he will find the least effective and most stupid way to eventually fail.

I am still impressed that to so called adults and a mangled cat manages to produce so much waste and the decides to go about getting rid of it in the most idiotic and probably most expensive way possible.
 
Phil explained to us how important his 25 minute break during the day stream is and how Phil is not like the other streamers.

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It's weird how much he say he is not like others streamers, yet he still wonder why he isn't as successful.
"Popular streamers don't play gay as "music" that is just a voice clip repeated for 5 min, why are they popular?!?!"
Also they don't have almost 2 hours of nothing.

Even a narcissist would see that what he is doing isn't bringing him success, even if he think he is right.
You can think your all nude fondue resturant is a briliant idea and everyone else are idiots, but if people aren't coming in, you either fold or change up.
Okay so on the whole idea of "what popular streamers do" and him denying doing something he thinks a popular streamer does, let's get a bit weird and talk about Gawr Gura.

While I know there's very little overlap between people who follow this cretin and people who watch vtubers, but there is some and it serves as a good comparison. For people who don't know who the fuck Gura is, She's a vtuber under hololive, and gained 2 million subs in like 4 months or something. Her growth was ridiculous. Most of their streamers, like her, only do maybe an hour or two of streaming every few days and then the rest of the time they're doing BTS stuff that involves talks with management, planning projects, performance practices (since they all have to sing and dance) and in general, manage their own platform with the help of their agency...you know, actual full time content creation work.

Even so, an image like the one I posted takes time to make, and she more than likely made it herself in under an hour but she had it prepared just in case there was a tech issue during some streams. Instead of hemming and hawing for 20 minutes about whether or not to reset the router, she sets about fixing the problem immediately. She also will leave up a BRB screen for longer breaks and just get up for shorter breaks...not that anyone who does professional streaming for a living takes a 25 minute break unless there's a good reason for it and doesn't have a BRB screen at the ready (fuck, I have one.) Phil just uses the same shitty slideshow as his prestream stuff and has no unique assets to speak of.

Oh, and she also serves as a good example of what a "fun, interactive" stream should be like. I don't even like her content but watching her for 5 seconds shows that she's able to keep up with a live chat numbering in the THOUSANDS. Phil barely pays attention to his audience of "two hundred" and the audience knows he doesn't give a shit about them, so they talk amongst themselves.

In regards to the subscription content that someone like Gura puts out, it's usually free talks (so Phil would have to get rid of his "prestream podcasts" and paywall them) or sometimes karaoke performances or movie watchalongs, but apparently sitting on your ass and watching a movie is even too much for Phil to do. I have to wonder how the fuck that's even possible.
 

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Well, let's not get carried away here.
Reminder that, statistically speaking, Phil made more money in viewer donations than literally every other streamer on Twitch, including the big-names like Pokimane and Amouranth.
DSP has the pleasure of experiencing one of the most lucrative streaming careers ever, what makes him a lolcow is that he fucking squandered it and find a way to continue to do so still.
*Most bits per subscriber.

The most successful streamers are earning millions of dollars per year. DSP's low six figure income does not qualify as "one of the most lucrative streaming careers ever"
 
To the people wondering how he fills up his trash can so fast: it’s incredibly easy to do if you don’t break down/consolidate the doordash trash and put it all in the garbage instead of putting the recyclables in the recycling.
Isn't he also dumping out the entire contents of the cat box every time it's used, rather than cleaning it?
 
Okay so on the whole idea of "what popular streamers do" and him denying doing something he thinks a popular streamer does, let's get a bit weird and talk about Gawr Gura.

While I know there's very little overlap between people who follow this cretin and people who watch vtubers, but there is some and it serves as a good comparison. For people who don't know who the fuck Gura is, She's a vtuber under hololive, and gained 2 million subs in like 4 months or something. Her growth was ridiculous. Most of their streamers, like her, only do maybe an hour or two of streaming every few days and then the rest of the time they're doing BTS stuff that involves talks with management, planning projects, performance practices (since they all have to sing and dance) and in general, manage their own platform with the help of their agency...you know, actual full time content creation work.

Even so, an image like the one I posted takes time to make, and she more than likely made it herself in under an hour but she had it prepared just in case there was a tech issue during some streams. Instead of hemming and hawing for 20 minutes about whether or not to reset the router, she sets about fixing the problem immediately. She also will leave up a BRB screen for longer breaks and just get up for shorter breaks...not that anyone who does professional streaming for a living takes a 25 minute break unless there's a good reason for it and doesn't have a BRB screen at the ready (fuck, I have one.) Phil just uses the same shitty slideshow as his prestream stuff and has no unique assets to speak of.

Oh, and she also serves as a good example of what a "fun, interactive" stream should be like. I don't even like her content but watching her for 5 seconds shows that she's able to keep up with a live chat numbering in the THOUSANDS. Phil barely pays attention to his audience of "two hundred" and the audience knows he doesn't give a shit about them, so they talk amongst themselves.

In regards to the subscription content that someone like Gura puts out, it's usually free talks (so Phil would have to get rid of his "prestream podcasts" and paywall them) or sometimes karaoke performances or movie watchalongs, but apparently sitting on your ass and watching a movie is even too much for Phil to do. I have to wonder how the fuck that's even possible.
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Rate me whatever but when voice changers exist and stuff like this happens color me skeptical
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i really wouldnt be surprised if we woke up one day and read dsp kill himself or some shit. dude must be severely depressed behind that snort facade
Phil's probably content with his life, as long as he's making 6 figures per year sitting on his couch.

However, Phil has also never dealt with any hard times or difficulty in his entire life, so who knows what happens if reality finally hits for him.
 
i really wouldnt be surprised if we woke up one day and read dsp kill himself or some shit. dude must be severely depressed behind that snort facade
Nope, once he collects all the hogans in Wwe champions a magical boner portal will open and Phil will go to bonerland where every yellow Speedo has a throbbing pud ready to tickle his goutee
 
Ethan is a far superior lolcow because he actually does stuff, and provides milk at record levels.
I dunno, man. Has a 40s-50s couple attempted to blackmail him by pretending to be an escort using pictures from some random young woman in Tennessee, resulting in their (the older couple) identities being revealed and ultimately pictures of the woman sticking some kind of kid's toy baseball bat in herself being released? I feel like Phil's a particular flavor of cow.
 
Saw the clip and once again Piggy doing what he does best and that's shit on other people he knows nothing about. Has there any time where he's actually talked about someone else in at least, at fucking least, a neutral light? If there is I've yet to hear or see it.
Depending on his mood, he does flip flop between praising and ranting about other people in the FGC.
But usually its a compliment followed by how Phil was called gay by them in 2005, but he is totally over it, for realz.

There was this one unnamed streamer that Khet and him was watching play Outer Worlds, I think it was. That he said was just like him 'sept he had more views, that kinda count? From his point of view at least.
 
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Rate me whatever but when voice changers exist and stuff like this happens color me skeptical
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Most Hololive talents, including Gura, get doxed within minutes of their debut, since 99% of them have past internet presence/are still active in those accounts. And this presence ranges from being a gravure model to +18 ASMR streams and pro-level eSports.

They only have real women in Hololive. The males are in Holostars.

I'm just tired of seeing this same point brought up over and over tbh. Especially given a lot of them actually work hard to make entertaining streams, more than the average Twitch streamer which to be fair is not too high of a bar.

I dunno, man. Has a 40s-50s couple attempted to blackmail him by pretending to be an escort using pictures from some random young woman in Tennessee, resulting in their (the older couple) identities being revealed and ultimately pictures of the woman sticking some kind of kid's toy baseball bat in herself being released? I feel like Phil's a particular flavor of cow.
The latest blunder in the Ethanol Universe is a dude trying to a-log him, doxing himself in the process and being revealed as a prolapse fan with loli tendencies. All of this was mere days after the lolcow himself held a bowling tournament which included macing, cops raiding, an attack on Ethan himself and all around glory.

It's quite wild. There's a new trashfire every week.
 
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Guy who looks like a decomposing corpse talks shit about someone else looking like he's about to have a heart attack lmao

>business class internet
>every single damn game on the face of this motherfucking earth lags according to you
>shit doesn't even work
>no idea how to fix it
At this point why not use regular internet?

You know the real funny thing? Business class Internet actually sucks ass. Usually, it's double the price for the service as compared to regular Internet. So if you're paying for a normal 1gbit connection, when you switch to business class you either have to drop your bandwidth in half OR pay twice as much.

And yes, it has "dedicated support people" but those people usually don't work 24hrs like regular support, they have no more power to send a tech out to fix things than regular support, they know more advanced settings lol

It's the exact same Internet anyway. They don't have special "business class" connections unless you're talking about optical carriers. So if there's an outage in his area, he ain't getting his shit back online until every one else does.

You also don't even have to have a business to get business class Internet, just love spending money and you're in.

(I've had to get business class several times over the years, the last time with FiOS because I needed static IPS and that's the only way I could get them)
 
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