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Phil: "What the fuck? Why do I keep missing you!? My foot is like, IN your body!"
Even offline he has shit timing. Little scrubby bitch.
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Even offline he has shit timing. Little scrubby bitch.
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Here's a great clip from today of Phil being especially retarded by pretending to not understand (or just being plain stupid) what a superchat message means before insulting them:
Clipped from Hate Army Watch's video:
Clipped from Hate Army Watch's video:
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It is the smart move, but unfortunately for him, it's still a problem, and for the very same reason he needs to do this: his fans are retarded. They're ALWAYS going to think they can develop a closer bond with Phil, it's NEVER going to sink in that he has to be this way, so no matter what, it never ends. He's stuck having to send the message over and over again, with it never being received, and there's nothing he can do about it. Really, the only saving grace for Phil here is that he's too pussy to snap at them and say the truth accidentally.
Though that's small potatoes next to the way this kind of bullshit on his part cements even further his inability to wash away his shit-tier rep, and escape reliance on those retards.
He knew exactly what that meant, he didn't get pissed because the thought of his future scares him too much to go there.
I'm convinced at this point that Phil knows he's fucked, and is just ignoring it like he does with his balding.
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This will be great on the video he uploads to his channel later devoid of context “are you telling people to save money? That makes no sense and is stupid”
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Is he seriously level 123 with 5 areas left to do? Him and open world games is like a black hole of entertainment.
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He is so pissed he is going to have to get a real job.
When you're a beggar, every tip is 'significant' Phail.
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I watched the video and lol. I love how dsp not just begs but he even made a difference between "tip" and "significant tip". This greedy pig holy shit.,
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I love when the writers give us props!
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Yes Phil, in your case, saving money is dumb. Better spend it all on a gatcha game that in another five years (or less) will be sunset, and you'll have nothing to show for it. How are those taxes coming along, by the way?
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Huh, didn't you hear him right you stupid morahn? He doesn't know what any of that means, it makes no sense whatsoever to him, so that was a completely wasted super chat.
Gee thanks for the money dummy.
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preemptive beg
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I really hate how he uses the term "slow". He is too much of a pussy of saying "not enough" or "low". What is that even mean? Pisses me off, fukin beggar.
I noticed a lot of his things pisses me off, maybe im just too sensitive lately to bullshit.
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Bonus:
Edit 2: Malcolm has, finally, given up on spamming his chat and now he's resorting to tip him in order to get Phil's attention.
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PieceofShet
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"Kevin superchatted and said i am his favourite stripper".
Okay dsp, time for some prescription glasses.
Okay dsp, time for some prescription glasses.
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It will always be Skyrim After Dark(SAD) to me
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Daily reminder that you are all pathetic fags, trannies, and women who have been seething about someone making more money than you online for 10+ years. You WILL face the rope, Kiwitrannies. Phil always wins.
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Okay, I don't know what's worse: Phil's eyesight, or Kevin's brain damage.
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Phil made a series of weird statements about Jasper being 'unavailable' for streams because of 'scheduling'. Jasper is a very in-demand kitty. I'll also point out that he was paid $2k with the stretch goal being that Jasper would be a recurring part of the streams.
He said that he has left the door open recently, and Jasper hasn't been coming in. This included during his birthday stream. However, we conveniently have no way of seeing the state of the door or if Jasper is in the room and Phil is just not acknowledging him.
He then reiterates that he can't leave the door open for Jasper to come in when Kat is home because he is so loud, his voice booms all over the house. A wise move may be to turn up his mic gain and stop yelling so much in an empty room, but we're well past that being a reasonable move.
So let's connect the dots here.
"Scheduling" is our power word here. Because there's only one schedule that affects Jasper, and it isn't Jasper's.
Jasper is appearing on stream less because Kat is home more, but Phil doesn't want to admit that she is now working even less than she was before. This word salad is all to smokescreen that core issue.
Also, once again, because I can't get over how retarded this is, Phil stresses that he can't shut Jasper in the room because Jasper doesn't like being cooped up in one room for an extended period of time.
But he locks Jasper in his bedroom at night. Which is the absolute stupidest time to lock a cat in a room. But somehow that isn't a problem.
If I made an intro calling the prestream the "Cuck Hour", would he start calling it that just because he has an intro for it? Apparently all manner of nonsense will be tolerated if there's an intro for it.
He said that he has left the door open recently, and Jasper hasn't been coming in. This included during his birthday stream. However, we conveniently have no way of seeing the state of the door or if Jasper is in the room and Phil is just not acknowledging him.
He then reiterates that he can't leave the door open for Jasper to come in when Kat is home because he is so loud, his voice booms all over the house. A wise move may be to turn up his mic gain and stop yelling so much in an empty room, but we're well past that being a reasonable move.
So let's connect the dots here.
"Scheduling" is our power word here. Because there's only one schedule that affects Jasper, and it isn't Jasper's.
Jasper is appearing on stream less because Kat is home more, but Phil doesn't want to admit that she is now working even less than she was before. This word salad is all to smokescreen that core issue.
Also, once again, because I can't get over how retarded this is, Phil stresses that he can't shut Jasper in the room because Jasper doesn't like being cooped up in one room for an extended period of time.
But he locks Jasper in his bedroom at night. Which is the absolute stupidest time to lock a cat in a room. But somehow that isn't a problem.
So he's not calling it 'Skyrim After Dark' because he can't use the intro. But he also says that he can't do it because it's light out. It was light out most of the time that he was calling it 'Skyrim After Dark'.
If I made an intro calling the prestream the "Cuck Hour", would he start calling it that just because he has an intro for it? Apparently all manner of nonsense will be tolerated if there's an intro for it.