DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well you got your chill stream, Phil. So chill, not many people are here and nobody but the super wheelchairs are talking, and they aren't even talking about the game being played.

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But hey! As long as they paid $100 for you to wear a hat you use to wear for free, who cares, right?!?

He looks like a wheelchair in this image.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He looks like a wheelchair in this image.

I thought it was Ninja.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Something I noticed watching Aqua Teal's video on Phil's addressing of the [REDACTED]/Kevin Burnstein shit:

He flat out says "I think more it's a self-defense thing" in reference to [REDACTED] doxing Kevin...

Ok Phil. Grats. You've successfully tilted me. Listen up faggot, if you can say that your whale autist is "defending himself" by doxing someone across the country (assuming Kevin does live in Philly and [REDACTED] lives in Washington) but you won't let talk about Kyle Rittenhouse's acquittal in your chat because it's "political and controversial" then you might not just be bitch-made, you may very well be a straight up psychopath. If a kid fearing for his life isn't self-defense, but one of your whales doxing another one IS self-defense, you've gone so far beyond the pale you've entered the fucking void. Unfuck yourself, piglet. Seriously.

Also you look like Joseph Rosenbaum in that beanie, Phil.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Also you look like Joseph Rosenbaum in that beanie, Phil.

Maybe if he masterbates in front of children again in that hat, we can say Rosenbaum has been reincarnated

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of stream status:

Total tip: $103

Top tip: $37 (BTS SilentBob)

Members: 293

Viewers: 174

Chat is talking about:

WWE (champions)
Anime games
Scarlett Johansson

"Guys is there anyone want to talk about gameplay? I'm playing a game here in case you haven't noticed, and I haven't had a tip coming in for 30 minutes "

 

[Iron Hamster]

Hey Phail..........you're not 'playing a game' if you're staring at chat.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

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Thus, I present to you DSP May Cry 5, aka DMC 5

 

[Old Tonto]

Did I see that right...? Did this chucklefuck suggest he was going with Kat on Black Friday to 'protect her' from the grocery store throngs? This motherfucker that couldn't go back to Burger King to bitch about a sloppy sandwich? This motherfucker that thinks hefting a gallon of milk is a workout? I've seen the video of him trying to twirl that wrecking bar/hatchet combo, He couldn't protect her from a fucking Smurf. Fat bitch.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Did I see that right...? Did this chucklefuck suggest he was going with Kat on Black Friday to 'protect her' from the grocery store throngs? This motherfucker that couldn't go back to Burger King to bitch about a sloppy sandwich? This motherfucker that thinks hefting a gallon of milk is a workout? I've seen the video of him trying to twirl that wrecking bar/hatchet combo, He couldn't protect her from a fucking Smurf. Fat bitch.

He could have been protecting the other shoppers from Kat. If she has gotten as fat as we think she has then it might be possible for her to crush a small child or just start eating someone if she got a little hungry

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Did I see that right...? Did this chucklefuck suggest he was going with Kat on Black Friday to 'protect her' from the grocery store throngs? This motherfucker that couldn't go back to Burger King to bitch about a sloppy sandwich? This motherfucker that thinks hefting a gallon of milk is a workout? I've seen the video of him trying to twirl that wrecking bar/hatchet combo, He couldn't protect her from a fucking Smurf. Fat bitch.

No he's protecting the car by dropping off the wife at work and driving it back home. If he wanted to protect her he wouldn't force her to work at all.

 

[NursezillaX]

"Guys is there anyone want to talk about gameplay? I'm playing a game here in case you haven't noticed, and I haven't had a tip coming in for 30 minutes

This never fails to fucking blow my mind. Saying that it's been x amount of minutes since you've gotten a tip, clearly indicating that you pretty much expect a steady influx of money throughout the course of your stream, is like the kinda shit that accidentally slips out once that you apologize for because of how bad it sounds and then make sure you don't do it again. He does it constantly though, and on a daily basis. It's not like it's something like 2 hours either, it's fucking 30 MINUTES. This is honestly one of the grossest and grubby things he says, and I don't understand how anyone watching him can not be bothered by it. On the contrary, someone usually comes to the rescue. Pathetic.

 

[detractorzer0]

He could have been protecting the other shoppers from Kat. If she has gotten as fat as we think she has then it might be possible for her to crush a small child or just start eating someone if she got a little hungry

Ever seen a horse have a panic attack? Could get really dangerous in there. Phil needs to make sure she's given alfalfa cubes every once in a while.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Ever seen a horse have a panic attack? Could get really dangerous in there. Phil needs to make sure she's given alfalfa cubes every once in a while.

You think a horse can just roam free in a shopping mall on the busiest day of the year? Thats insane

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You think a horse can just roam free in a shopping mall on the busiest day of the year? Thats insane

 

[detractorzer0]

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That's not funny.


How dare you stalk Kat and take pictures of her at work. Shit's getting out of hand.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That's not funny.


How dare you stalk Kat and take pictures of her at work. Shit's getting out of hand.

I was staking out the liquor aisle hoping for a pic of DSP in the wild but she caught me.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

ANNNNND

The prebegging begins for night stream already



Regarding DSP claiming he has "history" with KOF franchise.....a Google search determined that.....

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so I see KoF going one of a few ways..

The Cop-out: somehow it's sony's fault that he didn't download the game till now even though you could have downloaded it since Wednesday. He'll cry and bitch about how he only has a short amount of time and sony's servers suck...NAHT his internet so I would argue thus, impromptu executive decision to play what ever is the highest tip total game, or halo.

The Time Waster: Once he finally starts going he'll just sit in training mode at a constipated snails pace trying each character doing like some exceptionally exceptional version of Max

the variant- He has it already downloaded and ready to go, decided to play like 30 mins in training then right into online, but will avoid Chris cause he might catch gay playing a femboy looking character. His eyes will bleed and remove themselves from his skull if he plays Shermie..or we'll get a "I'm totally straight and married dood" most uncomfortable babbling and totally avoiding Delores cause he can't play a fighting game chewing his hands and averting his eyes.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He's not gonna play online, he'll just do training with each character and then conveniently the beta will end before he had the chance.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He's not gonna play online, he'll just do training with each character and then conveniently the beta will end before he had the chance.

Yeah best of luck with that. There's 0% chance of him finishing training with each character. Have you seen it? lmao