🌟 Internet Famous Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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INT - A NOISY PRISON CORRIDOR - DAY

Prisoners, all clad in federal orange, cheer, jeer, and yell profanities as guards lead DANIEL LARSON past. Shouts of "MR PRESIDENT!" and "GO HOME TO GRACE, DANIEL!" fill the air as the camera pans upward to an observation catwalk out of view of the inmates, where stands--

AGENT DARREN MCDOUGALL: Well, Cuddy, our boy's getting out.

AGENT LANA CUDDY: Don't be so modest, McDougall, he was your collar. I'm guessing this particular inmate of the federal prison system isn't getting out for good behavior?

AGENT MCDOUGALL: Nah, Cuddy, this wasn't good behavior...

PAN TO:

THE SATELLITE MAN stands silently in the shadows further down on the catwalk and nods back at them briefly

AGENT MCDOUGALL: This was a Lolcow File. Courtesy of our friend.

looks at the file that he was previously holding, a manila folder with an inmate photo clipped to it of BOSSMANJACK (played by Shia LaBeouf)

AGENT MCDOUGALL : wistfully I guess we can't all be Barabbas... pauses for a beat, looks over at Cuddy incredulously

AGENT MCDOUGALL: What, didn't you go to Sunday School as a kid, Cuddy?

AGENT CUDDY: smiles McDougall, I had Girl Scouts on Sundays.

PAN BACK DOWN TO PRISON CORRIDOR, CUT TO NEXT SCENE
 
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I pray Bob isn't the unnamed caregiver. If he actually takes Daniel back in, then the gullible boomer retard deserves everything Daniel does to him.
 
daniel larson will not tolerate having his internet access limited and/or monitored. the president of the free world must also be free, or else he is but another pawn in the jewish 5G psyop.

daniel, we're counting on you. it's time to show the nation how free you truly are, and when you do... the country will become great again.

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Queen Metalia dijo:
In what universe can you get Dr Pepper at McDonald's? They serve Coca Cola related drinks only.
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Dr Pepper is such a universally loved/in demand product that Pepsi sells it as an add on product to Coke only restaurants. And Coke allows this since they get to keep restaurants from switching to Pepsi only, especially since Cole's version of Dr Pepper, Mr Pibb is only available on the south.
 
MirrorNoir dijo:
Dr Pepper is such a universally loved/in demand product that Pepsi sells it as an add on product to Coke only restaurants. And Coke allows this since they get to keep restaurants from switching to Pepsi only, especially since Cole's version of Dr Pepper, Mr Pibb is only available on the south.
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Dr Pepper is the 2nd most popular soda in the United States eclipsing Pepsi itself.

It's also still independent since the Federal Government blocked Coke buying out Dr Pepper in 1986.

Coke and Pepsi both have the rights to bottle Dr Pepper in certain parts of the US, that's why there's 3 different Dr Pepper bottle shapes.
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Left is bottled by Coke, center is bottled by Dr Pepper, and right is Pepsi.
 
I hope they monitor his internet usage for trolls but still let him make TikToks. He’s fun to laugh at in his own right and doesn’t need people like Lil Sippy and Clark giving him stupid ideas.
 
Weens are going to fuck this nigga over again. It’ll be funny, but the poor fucker just needs to go live in a psych ward or something.
 
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