💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

  • 🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Destacado
Slamerella dijo:
Don't bring a.... mace to a gun fight?
Presiona para expandir...
I think if a grown man in a neon orange catsuit showed up at the school with a medieval mace, the shooter would be far to confused to shoot anyone for just barely long enough to allow someone to tackle him.

So it theoretically could stop a school shooting. Provided he doesn’t just open fire in the giant fuzzy moving target
 
Derek, your soulmate is at hand:

7zagrk03djiz.jpg
 
KeroHippo dijo:
I think if a grown man in a neon orange catsuit showed up at the school with a medieval mace, the shooter would be far to confused to shoot anyone for just barely long enough to allow someone to tackle him.

So it theoretically could stop a school shooting. Provided he doesn’t just open fire in the giant fuzzy moving target
Presiona para expandir...
This is just Hotline Miami.
 
I love that the guy in the suit is trying to do a double thumbs up, and ends up looking all gangsta as the fursuit fingers can't fold all the way down.

halftime.gif
 
Cosmos dijo:
I just browsed Derek's eBay account out of curiosity and came across this:
Ver archivo adjunto 393978 https://www.ebay.com/itm/MEDIEVAL-MACE-AND-AXE/263063524615?hash=item3d3fced507:g:VwcAAOSwcj5ZVYry

How fucking amazing would it be if Cool Cat stopped the school shooting with a medieval mace?
Presiona para expandir...


I just sort of imagine Cool Cat running in with the mace and axe. Little did we know, his Pathfinder sheet had two-weapon fighting and, well, cat-people have a natural +2 to dex, it's not hard for them to hit if they have the feat for dex to hit.

And guns hit touch AC, so he has a relative chance to dodge bullets.

Wait. Real life. Cool Cat brings an axe to a gun fight and dies.
 
Última edición:
Doctor Professor Timon dijo:
I just sort of imagine Cool Cat running in with the mace and axe. Little did we know, his Pathfinder sheet had two-weapon fighting and, well, cat-people have a natural +2 to dex, it's not hard for them to hit if they have the feat for dex to hit.

And guns hit touch AC, so he has a relative chance to dodge bullets.

Wait. Real life. Cool Cat brings an axe to a gun fight and dies.
Presiona para expandir...
I'm pretty sure this rates as autistic, but I don't care, I fucking love it.
 
Good god, I wasn't even aware Derek Savage was still relevant after the whole I Hate Everything fiasco... and yet, I'm not even surprised that he's barely changed at all.
 
His last film was anti-bullying and anti-cyberbullying. He then began bullying a channel that unfavorable reviewed his movie.

His next film is Anti-School Shooting. So Derek Savage Spree killer when?
 
Doctor Professor Timon dijo:
I just sort of imagine Cool Cat running in with the mace and axe. Little did we know, his Pathfinder sheet had two-weapon fighting and, well, cat-people have a natural +2 to dex, it's not hard for them to hit if they have the feat for dex to hit.

And guns hit touch AC, so he has a relative chance to dodge bullets.

Wait. Real life. Cool Cat brings an axe to a gun fight and dies.
Presiona para expandir...

I could see Daddy Derek being that guy who plays Catfolk and attaches cropped furry porn as a picture of his character on his sheet.
 
Destacado
Debes iniciar sesión o registrarte para responder aquí.
Atrás
Top Abajo