💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[AnOminous]

Cool Cat Attends Flight School But Specifically Omits the Part About Landing

 

[Barry Williams]

If Derek were smart he'd go back and redo all of the Cool Cat songs with vocal AI replacing his own screechy vocals.

Example:

 

[Product Placement]

Cool Cat learns about 9/11 or the Holocaust, where he visits the locations would be a killer movie

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Since no one else is covering it, Daddy Derek is now using A.I. to write Cool Cat
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Daddy Derek's already said fuck SAG and AFTA, so this is a further rebellion against the Hollywood regime, but won't make him any alliances or get his movies taken any more seriously
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He's still serious about making Cool Cat a lasting franchise then keeps delaying and ignoring other prospects.

 

[TVB]

Cool Cat Commits Mass Genocide on Apalachee of 1704

 

[clipartfan92]

https://twitter.com/CoolCatlovesyou/status/1720978781798822393 (archive.ph)

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Please tell me this will make Daddy Derek think Chris is famous so he'll offer him a role in Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting!

 

[DeadwastePrime]

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https://twitter.com/CoolCatlovesyou/status/1720978781798822393 (archive.ph)

i aint even got a gif for this one man what the hell

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Cool Cat Attends Flight School But Specifically Omits the Part About Landing

Cool Cat Crashes Into the 2nd Tower

edit:

 

[TVB]

Please tell me this will make Daddy Derek think Chris is famous so he'll offer him a role in Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting!

Cool Cat Crashes Into the 2nd Tower

Cool Cat Goes to the Mandalay Bay Hotel to Cause a Giant Mass Shooting with No Motive Whatsoever

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Cool Cat Goes to the Mandalay Bay Hotel to Cause a Giant Mass Shooting with No Motive Whatsoever

Cool Cat Goes to The Covenant School in Nashville

 

[Xerxes IX]

Cool Cat Stops the ATF

 

[TVB]

Cool Cat Goes to The Covenant School in Nashville

Cool Cat Stops the ATF

Cool Cat Plots a Terrorist Act Based on The Turner Diaries

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Cool Cat Stops the ATF

Cool Cat visits Waco

 

[Debbie Macomber]

New clip introducing Beaver (who was already introduced). It also sets the release date for "Cool Cat Vs. Dirty Dog the Virus Wars" as Dec 09, 23

It's really sad how at this point it's even less of a movie than the first one, we're just watching home videos of a 60 year old man playing with himself because no one else will

 

[TVB]

Cool Cat visits Waco

Cool Cat Overdoses on Fentanyl and Gets Kneeled Down by an Officer

 

[clipartfan92]

Introducing Beaver!! The new Cool Cat character. New movie scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iL5D0yKm-4 (archive.ph) (preservetube)

 

[TVB]

New clip introducing Beaver (who was already introduced). It also sets the release date for "Cool Cat Vs. Dirty Dog the Virus Wars" as Dec 09, 23
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1iL5D0yKm-4It's really sad how at this point it's even less of a movie than the first one, we're just watching home videos of a 60 year old man playing with himself because no one else will

Introducing Beaver!! The new Cool Cat character. New movie scene
youtube-coolcatfunhouse-20231107-Introducing_Beaver_The_new_Cool_Cat_character._New_movie_scen...mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iL5D0yKm-4 (archive.ph) (preservetube)

>the used a generic beaver doll
I can't tell if this is a satire of Savage's own work

 

[Wesley Willis]

Cool Cat Prevents The Holocaust starring Sacha Baron Cohen is coming to Netflix this Christmas!

 

[deeman]

Cool Cat joins Kiwifarms.