💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[SlightlyEpic]

Here is a Video from some Kids that had a Cool Cat parody Facebook account and a YouTube review taken down by Daddy months before the IHE drama. He tried to take down their twitter parody but failed. And he tried to get a review of Cool Cat from Chris Stuckmann?

 

[Cosmos]

I mean, the parallels between them are kind of uncanny. I think Derek Savage is Chris's long-lost father.

 

[Cosmos]

WAIT, HOLY SHIT

Looks like Derek's trying to make some quick cash. Maybe someone can make "Cool Cat Loves Marijuana" if they have $20,000 to burn.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Smoke gun safety everyday.

Bullying isn't dank.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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I mean, the parallels between them are kind of uncanny. I think Derek Savage is Chris's long-lost father.

Holy shit, I think that comment just summed up my thoughts of him.

Well played commenter, well played.

 

[Cosmos]

So I was digging a bit more into Derek's eBay account and read this in the descriptions for the Cool Cat t-shirts:

Derek is (or should be) completely aware that the majority of people who buy his Cool Cat stuff are adults. Adults who were introduced to Cool Cat through YouTube reviewers like YMS and IHE.

 

[P.A]

Well, Derek has already presented the case that thinking isn't exactly his forté, given that in his Fair Use video, he talked about how he's sold so many DVDs that he had to order more to keep up with the demand.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I wonder how many of the orders were for the YMS version.

 

[XYZpdq]

WAIT, HOLY SHIT

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Looks like Derek's trying to make some quick cash. Maybe someone can make "Cool Cat Loves Marijuana" if they have $20,000 to burn.

From where I'm sitting it looks like the best way to spend far too much money to annoy somebody online for this guy would be to commission a fake Cool Cat suit and take video of it doing things.

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Unnamed Wrestler looks like Goldberg.
If somebody's paying money for one of these to scan I vote the wrassle one.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Spoiler

http://www.coolcatlovesyou.com/

"A Cool Cat le gusta los Soldiers"

"A Cool Cat le gusta the Playa"

How did he manage to translate the titles far more incompetently than Google would have???

 

[Observatory]

Spoiler

http://www.coolcatlovesyou.com/

"A Cool Cat le gusta los Soldiers"

"A Cool Cat le gusta the Playa"

How did he manage to translate the titles far more incompetently than Google would have???

Cool Cat Me Gustas Everything

 

[Cosmos]

Spoiler

http://www.coolcatlovesyou.com/

"A Cool Cat le gusta los Soldiers"

"A Cool Cat le gusta the Playa"

How did he manage to translate the titles far more incompetently than Google would have???

Also, all of the Cool Cat books are bilingual. If the titles are that bad, I wonder how atrocious the Spanish in the actual books is?

 

[Adamska]

Also, all of the Cool Cat books are bilingual. If the titles are that bad, I wonder how atrocious the Spanish in the actual books is?

Phil running through Google Translate would be more on the mark. Fuck, Chris can do it better by himself.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Spoiler

http://www.coolcatlovesyou.com/

"A Cool Cat le gusta los Soldiers"

"A Cool Cat le gusta the Playa"

How did he manage to translate the titles far more incompetently than Google would have???

I get the feeling he just guessed the titles, went with the most generic, and gone from there.

 

[Wabbu]

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Cool Cat loves leg day(a little bit too much)!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Can we talk about how hilariously bad the art in the Cool Cat books looks?

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It would be amazing to do a Kiwi book review on them or something.

• Inconsistent head size (e.g. compare "Stops Bullying" with "Going Green").
• Hilariously creepy attempts at drawing him ripped ("Wrestling" and "Going Green").
• Cool Cat's teeth and grin in "Hollywood" and "Bullying".
• "Soldiers": You don't do a military salute by hitting yourself in the eye; the officer on the right must have a desk job, or, what's more likely, is terribly sick at the sight of Cool Cat; check out the size and shape of the arm and hand of that infantryman in the background.
• "Beach": That girl doesn't have a neck but obviously a furry fetish, the way she glances at CC sideways.
• Something about how he jumps into the air and knocks his feet together in "Going Green" just baffles me.
• In every title image he jumps and/or gesticulates wildly with his arms.
• That failed attempt at perspective in "Hollywood" and "Alternative Fuels" makes his arms seem shortened down to stumps.
• His mouth in "Fuels" resembles a fish's.
• Dat crotch shot in "Wrestling".
• Wildly inconsistent head size!!

 

[fishercat]

You know what his mouth reminds me of sometimes?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That right there is the face of someone who's begging to be put down.

 

[Bluey]

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Here you go.

Thanks so much, yo!

 

[theobservdr]

Yea and the reflections on the eyes always seems to stay the same, I wonder if he drew the art in the books