💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Ser Patrick of Akron dijo:
It really hasn't been the same without Marty, it's just downhill
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It's kind of cathartic for me, because a lot of people were excited to see what the goblin would do without Marty. Heck, I remember people thinking it might even be better, since now he wouldn't constantly be hounded by the mart dawg, and he could do his own lulzy thing!

and then he never did
 
anliteralidiot dijo:
and then he never did
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There is no way he would make any different choice. His entire life is about "da trolls" now, and even if Marty had never come along, there would just be a different fat faggot getting Rax to have temper tantrums about nothing. He will always engage with the trolls because they are the only thing he has at this point, and he is too stupid/lazy to better himself.
 
Raxx and Jackie deleted their FB???

Damn, CVG really must've been too close for comfort on the trail.


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anliteralidiot dijo:
It's kind of cathartic for me, because a lot of people were excited to see what the goblin would do without Marty. Heck, I remember people thinking it might even be better, since now he wouldn't constantly be hounded by the mart dawg, and he could do his own lulzy thing!

and then he never did
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Lolcows are extremely entertaining when they have a nemesis.
 
anliteralidiot dijo:
It's kind of cathartic for me, because a lot of people were excited to see what the goblin would do without Marty. Heck, I remember people thinking it might even be better, since now he wouldn't constantly be hounded by the mart dawg, and he could do his own lulzy thing!

and then he never did
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Most people didn't get that Marty ran alot of behind the scences stuff, alot of the goblins friends were working with marty. One of my fav things was have ciahole would give him the link to his stream and marty in the worst acttng would be like shocked when joined.
I also loved when he sent the people to have sex with him, take his xbox, or tell them to walk into the house.

This 100% the same as chris chan. Lolcows are always interesting and werid, but the golden age of chris was trolls worked hard to get chris to do anything, after bob died they left chris alone, and then we just get lazy tranny chris begging for money.

Marty was like the old style late night call in talk radio guys and i miss him. I love when every anything happend he would say the goblin did it, like a house fire or someone shooting Trump, and the goblin would panel up to say he did not.
 
Best thing about marty is he also had a likeable personality and him and raxx were so synergistic with the contrast of calm and collected man vs unhinged angry psycho + marty was watchable without raxx as he had interesting things to share with his audience, even though raxx asked for martys exes nudes, marty still never really seemed to be corrupted by hatred for the little man and just had a jolly time trolling him.

Post marty streams are just the cyraxx show with him just yelling the same obscenities he always does (he also does that thing where he mutes everyone to monologue like his repetitive solo WWE esque vids which is annoying af), William gloryhole interacting with Southern Harlot is always boring and awkward and they can't get away with late streams like marty could + they always have mic issues (cyraxx might even be a better streamer than them).

John John is ok but seems to try a bit too hard to keep the audience entertained between raxx appearances and there was that time where he unfairly posted a community post targetting that Harold guy moralfagging about him having a 17 year old on a call with raxx.

CVG is a decent a-log (raxx is one of those cows with behavior so detestable that they deserve to be a-logged)

People also underestimate the impact that the unfortunate premature death of Ethan/Old 45 had on the raxxverse.
 
Most Wanted Banana dijo:
I hated how quickly John dropped the JewRaxx thing. Marty would have had a field day with that shit.

It could easily have been one of the funniest arcs ever.
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I wish marty was there for the kera breakup and the leaks with searches like "Sally Wilkins nudes".

I recall that there might’ve been a court arc before that too as cyraxx said something along the lines of "you're just faking your death to get out of your court case with CIAHole on February 7th" in one of his videos around the time of martys unfortunate death where raxx was in the denial stage of grief.

Why couldn't it have been one of the Epstein island jews instead, never even got a direct confrontation with marty winding raxx up about sharting on livestream and getting Sally to clean it up.
 
GangweedBurnr420 dijo:
I recall that there might’ve been a court arc before that too as cyraxx said something along the lines of "you're just faking your death to get out of your court case with CIAHole on February 7th" in one of his videos around the time of martys unfortunate death where raxx was in the denial stage of grief.
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That want a court arc, that was just his belief that Marty was being sued.
 
Fishnumm dijo:
bigger question is will he see 40?
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"I'm thirty-five now, but will I live to see thirty-six?
The way things is goin', I don't know"

The AI version of cyraxx rapping Gangsta's Paradise might be something, if it's got a video. The real version with cyraxx rapping will probably induce migraines.

31 Black dijo:
Dear god, look at her tooth! Fake or not, that's so gross!
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WTF is that supposed to be, some vampire bucktooth?
 
31 Black dijo:
I been spendin' most my life
Livin' in a goblin's paradise.
I share space with bugs 'n' mice
Livin' in a goblin's paradise.
There's no work, nor sacrifice
Livin' in a goblin's paradise.
I indulge in sin and vice
Livin' in a goblin's paradise.
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….Minute after minute
Hour after hour
Never took a shower….
 
31 Black dijo:
I been spendin' most my life
Livin' in a goblin's paradise.
I share space with bugs 'n' mice
Livin' in a goblin's paradise.
There's no work, nor sacrifice
Livin' in a goblin's paradise.
I indulge in sin and vice
Livin' in a goblin's paradise.
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of homelessness, I take a look at my scalp and realize there's nothing left, cause I've been pickin and flickin so long that even Nova AI knows my follicles are gone.

I ain't ever sexted a kid that didn't want it, me be treated like a ped? you know that's unheard of, so you better watch out to who your talking when you streamin or you and your homies gonna see my cock fool.

I really hate to rage but I gotta defend my family bro, during my live shows I hear my mom yelling turn it down yo. I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna befriend, cause I'm on Xbox all night chatting them up in Fortnite.

I've been spending most my life livin in a goblin's paradise. Got caught in a sting once or thrice living a goblin's paradise. I'm now threatening ICE livin in my goblin's paradise. I'm covered in bed bugs and lice livin in a goblin's paradise.

There's a fucked up situation these trolls got me facing, I can't live a normal life I was born for the stage. I'm down with LP gotta shout out my little brother Chester B, too much YouTube watching got me chasing dreams. I'm an uneducated man with money on my mind got my dick in my hand and dead stare in my eyes. I'm a sludged out violent impulsive sexual predator so don't invoke my anger.

Fool, death ain't nothin but a heartbeat away I beat it as a baby and I still do everyday. I'm 35 now but I'll live to be 99 the way things are going I just know.

Tell me why is Marty so blind to see that's it's wrong to bully weird looking guys like me? Tell me why is Marty so blind to see that the ones he's hurting are Sarin and Jamie?

Raging and gooning, gooning and raging minute after minute hour after hour.
 
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Jack Kleso dijo:
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of homelessness, I take a look at my scalp and realize there's nothing left, cause I've been pickin and flickin so long that even Nova AI knows my follicles are gone.

I ain't ever sexted a kid that didn't want it, me be treated like a ped? you know that's unheard of, so you better watch out to who your talking when you streamin or you and your homies gonna see my cock fool.

I've been spending most my life livin in a goblin's paradise. Got caught in a sting once or thrice living a goblin's paradise. I'm now threatening ICE livin in my goblin's paradise. I'm covered in bed bugs and lice livin in a goblin's paradise.

There's a fucked up situation these trolls got me facing, I can't live a normal life I born for stage. I gotta shout out my little brother Chester B, too much YouTube watching got me chasing dreams. I'm an uneducated man with money on my mind got my dick in my hand and dead stare in my eyes. I'm a sludged out violent impulsive sexual predator so don't invoke my anger.

Fool, death ain't nothin but a heartbeat away I beat as a baby and I still do everyday. I'm 35 now but I'll live to be 99 the way things are going I just know.

Tell me why is Marty so blind to see that's it's wrong to bully weird looking guys like me? Tell me why is Marty so blind to see that the ones he's hurting are Sarin and Jamie?

Raging and gooning, gooning and raging minute after minute hour after hour.
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kelso you deserved a silver star unlike that faggot ass phelps

badass post
 
I've been meaning to write "Something's Up with Chance" (parody of "Something's Up with Jack") in response to his prolonged absence. With a bunch of us coming together to make "Goblin's Paradise," I feel inspired and will bang it out tonight or tomorrow.

What other songs should we make about our favorite attic critter?
 
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