Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

[The Last Stand]

Speaking of TW3 and Netflix...
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Hey guys! Don't forget we made The Witcher 3! Our best game YET!

 

[Snekposter]

which had no sense in hindsight since R* abdicated to endlessly milking GTAO/RDO

Pretty much. Its one of the world's greatest self-owns at this point.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Still doing side shit in act 1 lol. Its good. I did notice glitches driving. When I park my car at the scene of a cyberpsycho attack and I get out of car there's a loud noise and suddenly my car flip over on its side! Really weird. Thankfully not bad though because your car repairs itself.

But I wish they had auto drive...

Think I heard Sumalee Montano as an npc. Definitely heard Stephanie Sheh.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Its one of the world's greatest self-owns at this point.

you're talking about CDPR or R*?

 

[Snekposter]

you're talking about CDPR or R*?

CDPR. Rockstar is laughing all the way to bank thanks to Shark Cards.

 

[The Last Stand]

Still doing side shit in act 1 lol. Its good. I did notice glitches driving. When I park my car at the scene of a cyberpsycho attack and I get out of car there's a loud noise and suddenly my car flip over on its side! Really weird. Thankfully not bad though because your car repairs itself.

But I wish they had auto drive...

Think I heard Sumalee Montano as an npc. Definitely heard Stephanie Sheh.

Did you make V into Scarlett?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Did you make V into Scarlett?

.......yeah

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Killed two birds with one stone by attacking the wrestling place or whatever which completed both the brawl against rhino (i just left her running around) and killing the one guy. Technically I killed everyone except Rhino so whatever. Idk why she's too hard to beat

 

[Affluent Reptilian]

I saw there's something floating around on the Epic Games Store suggesting 1.3 is going to be 38gb? What are they going to break in the process of introducing new stuff...

 

[Slav Power]

A bunch of people from Wykop.pl started a trolling campaign towards CDPR that ended up hitting the MSM.

They already pissed in CDPR's cereal by complaining about CP2077 on CDPR forums, where jannies kept removing any wrongsaying about the game, the company and the moderation. It ended with blocking registrations on the forum, which also blocked registrations on GOG worldwide, because apparently CDP is using a web codebase made by a student two decades ago.

Now, with the current trolling campaign they decided to mock CDPR's "Cyberpunk in numbers" socmed marketing campaign by pointing out how much promises they failed to deliver. It made enough of a noise that CDPR quickly ended their campaign. And of course it caused a lot of arguing on Reddit.

Unfortunately, CDPR is very much a Polish company at it's core, including all the flaws of the nation, so not only did they completely fucked over consumers and their own employees with a ridiculous release date, they also failed to learn anything from this whole fiasco and they continue sweeping everything up, while at the same time not working on CP2077.

Some journo articles:
Forbes
GameRant
PC Gamer
CBR

Reddit posts:
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5

 

[Snekposter]

I saw there's something floating around on the Epic Games Store suggesting 1.3 is going to be 38gb? What are they going to break in the process of introducing new stuff...

Everything, given their track record.

 

[blablabla]

everyone should play kingdom come deliverance instead of this shit

 

[CarlosDanger]

everyone should play kingdom come deliverance instead of this shit

I just want a sequel so bad.

 

[StevieLasVegas]

everyone should play kingdom come deliverance instead of this shit

Haven't played it since it came out. Did they ever fix the lockpicking for consoles?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Its not as bad as people make it out to be but I still blame the higher ups who asked that it be rushed out for Xmas. There's a game there definitely but it needs work. Quite a bit of work.

 

[Captain Syrup]

.......yeah

Get help, buddy.

*goes back to playing as ElastiGirl in The Sims*

 

[blablabla]

Haven't played it since it came out. Did they ever fix the lockpicking for consoles?

Yep they have an alternative lockpick setting

also you just know that after cp77 cdpr will get pozzed so bad that they are going to turn ciri into a black tranny or something idiotic like that.

warhorse studios is our last hope

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Yep they have an alternative lockpick setting

also you just know that after cp77 cdpr will get pozzed so bad that they are going to turn ciri into a black tranny or something idiotic like that.

warhorse studios is our last hope

I think they would gave her a tumblr haircut & make her an enby. Of course Geralt would be soooo proud, use her weird pronouns and violently murder everyone who is misgendering her.

God, it's actually kinda sad that we joke about CDPR like that. How the mighty have fallen. Now they are just slightly above Bioware.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Get help, buddy.

*goes back to playing as ElastiGirl in The Sims*

Tbf there's nothing anyone can do because every character comes out looking like a fucking troon thanks to the fucked up creation options

Mine looks more like Evan Rachel Wood lol

 

[Captain Syrup]

Tbf there's nothing anyone can do because every character comes out looking like a fucking troon thanks to the fucked up creation options

Deadass. Even the console ports had better options which is saying something.

Bustin' Out had a feature where the characters in free roam mode would visit you in story mode. I had Alice Glass and Captain Picard ringing my doorbell.