CWCKI Forums: The Movie

[CatParty]

Let's say Hollywood became more autistic and decided to adapt the CWCKI forums into a movie. What would the plot be? What genre? Who would direct? Who would play you?

 

[cypocryphy]

I want to be in a stag film.

 

[Arkangel]

"The Retard Network" where Null is like Zuckerberg.

 

[HG 400]

Let's say Hollywood became more autistic and decided to adapt the CWCKI forums into a movie. What would the plot be? What genre? Who would direct? Who would play you?

It would be an autistic unwatchable mess and M Night Shamalyan would direct it.

 

[Fishkill]

It would be a buddy cop film with Brook and Compy saving Applecat from a terrorist group and I would be the guy talking to them through a headset and played by Ray Liotta.
Oh and Paul Verhoeven would direct it.

 

[cypocryphy]

So this guy is me I guess?

 

[Ariel]

It would be an autistic version of the Magical Mystery Tour.

No plot, no script, you had to be there for it to make sense.

 

[EI 903]

Tommy Wiseau would direct, and attempt to ape David Lynch's style. It would be a convoluted mess of nonsense and bad dialogue, and only be considered a comedy because people laugh out of sheer confusion. At one point there would be a fifteen minute scene of everyone silently petting one another.

I would be played by Ewan McGregor, filmed only while drunk and after having been awake for at least 24 hours straight.

 

[The Knife]

I'd have to be played by Andie Macdowell. Good thing she needs the work, right?

 

[Dollars2010]

I would totally be played by Ernie the famous corgi:

Look at that fluffy tail.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

What would the plot be? What genre? Who would direct? Who would play you?

Autism, Horror, Tommy Wiseau, and Tommy Wiseau will play everyone.

 

[Rio]

Alright let's get this show on the road then. here's my IMDB page.

 

[Stalin]

I would like to be played by Lee Pace because he's the exact opposite of me and would make me look good.

It would be directed by Tommy Wiseau and would be a knock-off of The Room, only less funny and more autism. Also more alcohol.

 

[silentprincess]

Well the actress playing me would have to be pretty ugly and terrible at acting. Someone who is like Tommy Wiseau, in the female form, and uglier too.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I would totally be played by Ernie the famous corgi:

Look at that fluffy tail.

Totes adorbes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and joke about autistic movie here.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

The goggles guy on the right is me.

 

[Ariel]

Well the actress playing me would have to be pretty ugly and terrible at acting. Someone who is like Tommy Wiseau, in the female form, and uglier too.

Hush!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Well the actress playing me would have to be pretty ugly and terrible at acting. Someone who is like Tommy Wiseau, in the female form, and uglier too.

Awwww this low self-esteem makes me sad

Now I have the image of a female Tommy Wiseau in my head and it frightens me.

 

[Dollars2010]

Well the actress playing me would have to be pretty ugly and terrible at acting. Someone who is like Tommy Wiseau, in the female form, and uglier too.

Actually, I can see you being pictured as an adorable fairy. Like The Blue Fairy from Once Upon a Time:

Spoiler

 

[exball]

The kid who played Tuna in the Ice Cream Man would play me.