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Curvy Women Make Smarter Babies, Says Science​

In news that is going to make North West very happy someday, a study has found that curvy women actually make smarter babies, thanks to all that extra fluff.

So, yes, Nori, your mom's assets will come in handy when it’s time for you to prove to the world that you're not a Nepo baby.

Curvy women make smarter babies, according to science:​

The study by Pittsburgh University and lead researcher, Professor Will Lassek, found that "fat banks" in the area of a woman’s hips, thighs, and butt are pretty much the golden ticket when it comes to passing on smarts to babies during breastfeeding.

As Lassek explained, “The fat in these areas is a depot for building a baby's brain. You need lots of fat to make a nervous system, and the fats in these areas are also enriched in DHA (docosahexaenoic acid), which is a particularly important component in the human brain."

Lassek went on to explain that women have evolved in such a way as to "accumulate these fats and hold on to them," until they give birth. It is then that these "brain-building, breast-milk lipids," leave the body via nursing and why women lose weight when they do nurse on a regular basis. See? It's all making sense now, isn't it?

Women's bodies, on average, are made up of 30 percent fat, whereas men’s bodies are made up of only 10 percent. It is speculated that due to the fact that the human brain has increased in volume from 400ml to 1200ml over the past five million years, it would only make sense that women are fatter now than they were then.

The weight gain is based on the evolutionary fact that it’s necessary to provide adequate brain capabilities to their offspring.

It is also suggested that the reason many men prefer a woman with curves is that they inherently know those women will reproduce babies that are "likely to be cleverer," according to Cambridge University’s reproductive biologist, David Bainbridge.

Far too often women criticize themselves for their "imperfect" bodies when in actuality, their bodies are just the shape they were meant to be. Women are supposed to be heavier around the hip area for certain evolutionary and biological reasons.

Even if you're not planning on having kids(high five!), you're just sort of stuck with what Mother Nature gave you. There is a method to her madness, and it’s all about keeping the species alive. Even if you don’t take that route, it’s still the reason for most things. I know, I know… but it’s just the way the world works.
 
Hmm, another Chatel article about how fat chicks are the superior specimen of humanity. You'd almost think there was an obsession or.. Fetish going on here.
 
There is a fine difference between a woman who weighs in a healthy weight range and landwhale.

And this article is trying to trick you into conceiving with landwhales. Which never works. This forum alone has records of why that is a horrible idea.

Because sadly, part of the reason why they're fat in the first place is due to their habits. And if they can't change that themselves, there is no way they'll do it for you.
 
>Curvy women
>Picture is a fat mutt and her fat baby

Not today, Satan.

Curvy means having shapely boobs and hips. Not having a fupa that doubles as handy storage space. But curvy has been stolen by fatties. Women that can fill out a bra without filling out a muumuu should reclaim it.

It's actually dangerous to give birth when morbidly obese. HAES piggies will just interpret this article as something positive towards them. When in reality the classic curvy female frame is more Marilyn and less Lizzo.
 
Hmm, another Chatel article about how fat chicks are the superior specimen of humanity. You'd almost think there was an obsession or.. Fetish going on here.

No, because they are talking about hips and thighs. Now, think of the "Fat positive" scene. And the "Fat Positive Models". how do they look? Like giant flabby beachballs.
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Guys themselves don't go looking for that. And if they like a little more weight, typicallythey'll search out rare models or porn. Since the "fat positive" industry doesn't like promoting "fat positive" girls who have good proportions and weight distribution, you'll never see those girls there.

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Men’s bodies are made up of just five to 10 per cent body fat
Wait what, who said that? It's absolutely retarded. Do you know what 5 to 10%BF looks like on a man?
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And yes, not being a skelly is better for the health of a forming baby because it has ressources to drain from, that's the cliche of a "fertile body". But that means the mother having some reserves, not being a fat fuck/typical American. I do not think many babies get born today in the first world with an underdeveloped brain because of a lack of calories during gestation.

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they're using that to push fat acceptance on to you, trying to convince you their lard is bone

Not really, there were medical studies done a few years ago that if a Women was genetically predisposed to little fat gain around the belly and more fat gain around the hips/thighs. Heart Disease risk was reduced. It may have other benefits we still don't know of.

So Mens visual interest seems to serve a biological function.
 
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What everyone already said about curvy not meaning land whales, plus:

Dude, the man has 9 months to fatten his woman up after conception, and she'll probably fatten up naturally even if he doesn't make the effort. There's no reason to look for a curvy woman pre-conception in order to gain benefits while nursing post-birth. Especially if there's a risk that checks source yourtango will also be pro-abortion and make breastfeeding a moot point anyways.
 
Wait what, who said that? It's absolutely retarded. Do you know what 5 to 10%BF looks like on a man?
These particular women (and many women past them) don't know what "curvy" is, don't know what 5-10% body fat is, don't know what a "dad bod" is, and don't know how rare it is to be at least 6 feet tall.

All they know is what they pay attention to (their one night stands) and whatever social engineering they've been subject to (most pertinent to this case, "healthy at any size").
 
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