"Current year" terms that piss you off

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Anything that Coronavirus-related TV commercials say like:

"In these uncertain/unprecedented times"
"(((Corporation))) is here for you, which is why we're offering <insert money-grabbing scheme here>"
"In this together"
"New normal"

Hell, even the sound of somber piano playing pisses me off now.

Corporations love jumping on this shit and everyone loves putting the word "new" in front of shit all the time. Reminds me of the crash of 2008 and the term "new economy" was everywhere and it annoyed the fuck out of me just as much as "new normal" annoys me now. It just comes off as this really limp dicked way to live like, things suck all of a sudden so let's just accept this as it is and this is how it'll be now forever.

I remember Rent-A-Center running commercials all the time in 2008 trying to cash in on that shit saying, "The way to shop in the new economy". Fucking shit still activates my almonds.
 
"Emotional Labor"

During International Women's Day there was a hashtag #GiveWomenMoney. The idea was that women have to do extra emotional labor to keep men happy and should be paid for it.

Feminists talk about toxic masculinity and sperg about men not expressing themselves and then pull this card.
 
Ammosexuals.

That and any sign of a firearm has Karen screeching "LOL Compensating for your small dick" in any conversation about weapons.
 
Has anyone mentioned "Chud" yet?
I can't take chud seriously because every time I see it, I just think of "the ritual of chud" from stephen king's It, where the monster and the shaman bite each other's tongues and tell telepathic jokes until one or the other laughs.
 
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