cum town - its a cum town thread

[Registration]

Adam shitting himself on the chair is a master piece of audio

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

legendary bit

 

[Doctor Weasel]

Some autists tried putting together an Excel spreadsheet cataloguing every Cum Town bit. Unfortunately the doc hasn't been updated in a while.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13ITTbierTG584pAIOklGoFCj4gVnmqCKD_qb6UDXWGA/edit#gid=0

 

[CptnSnshn]

I can't belive Adams Dad the inventor of sucking cock while rollerblading died today of a cum overdose, Rest in Piss our South African Prince

 

[CptnSnshn]

Also I'm gay.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I have to admit listening to Cumtown really has help me get through some tough times in the last two years or so.

 

[Pizdec]

I got introduced to Cum Town through this

The Way Back, aka, I Don't Remember the Titans.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

The show is probably the dumbest thing I listen to that makes me laugh uproariously.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Mega Black]

I love cum town and also I am gay.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

My first cumtown bit was the one about Of Mice and Men and it nearly killed me. From the Dangerous Retard to Of Dice and Men just the whole fucking thing was great. I followed it up with Gay Flanders. It's amazing I'm alive.

 

[hasbinot]

I posted this in the other cum town thread but I'll repost here:

Is Stav a full on faghot or what? He hangs out with Hasan Piker.
Ver archivo adjunto 3098829

 

[Tor Lugosi]

I posted this in the other cum town thread but I'll repost here:

Is Stav a full on faghot or what? He hangs out with Hasan Piker.
Ver archivo adjunto 3098829

probably, fatty's political hot takes are usually Buzzfeed tier until Nick bullies him into admitting it's retarded.

weird that the cucked jew turned out to be the least gay out of the cohosts

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

You guys ever hear about the gay retard that sucked a bunch of penises

Spoiler

I will say I've been watching a lot of Stavs stand up on YouTube lately and it's solid. He's significantly better at it than Nick, despite Mullens reputation as being far superior to either of his co-hosts.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Apparently, they did a discussion on Grey’s Anatomy.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

They've tanked hard lately. And Nick's mentioning calling it quits more often.
Ah well, we'll always have Gay Actor Michael Douglas

 

[CptnSnshn]

They've tanked hard lately. And Nick's mentioning calling it quits more often.
Ah well, we'll always have Gay Actor Michael Douglas

Nick is too happy, we need depressed drugged up Nick not this guy.
Stav has always been the weakest link
Adam has gotten way better.

In conclusion we need more Ian and Vinny also I'm gay

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Nick is too happy, we need depressed drugged up Nick not this guy.
Stav has always been the weakest link
Adam has gotten way better.

In conclusion we need more Ian and Vinny also I'm gay

Stay used to be my number two, but only because of Adam being such a whiny cunt.
Nick being off his medication and rocking chainmail is still what I aspire to.