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Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food
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Trust fucking subhuman Polacks to come up with something like this.
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- 30 de Ago, 2017
Is that raw garlic clove in there?
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- 23 de Dic, 2017
i think so.
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Looks like somebody got impatient while making prison hooch and decided to eat the mash instead of letting it ferment.
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Nigger what you got against avocados?
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
If nothing else it’s impossible to eat as a burger, and I’m pretty sure the texture would have me gagging.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Behold the infamous Pasta Cake.
It's probably not that bad, something like a lasagna, but it looks like a mountain of maggots with vomit on it.
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- 5 de Ene, 2015
So, flying spaghetti monster in a practical non-fiction form. Gotcha.
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avocado on toast is apparently a thing among trendy city types, which just goes to show there's one born every minute
they're probably the same folk who drink soy lattes and get excited about the Nintendo Switch
they're probably the same folk who drink soy lattes and get excited about the Nintendo Switch
Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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Depends on what you mean. I personally think a nice BIGG THICC grain salmon roe like you get in big fucking salmon you caught in the wild up in Alaska is the best tasting shit ever. Clean it out, prepare it in brine, and spread it on a piece of toast with a big of sweet cream butter, MMMMM-mmm.
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Oooh one of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn't belong to the other oooone...
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Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear
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I am surprised no one has posted this classic.
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shiritaki "miracle" noodles. They are diet food from Japan. They come in liquid filled packages, the liquid smells horrible and somewhat fishy even though it's vegan. The noodles are made of glucomannan, a fiber supplement the Japanese call "the broom of the stomach" because it sweeps everything out.
To prepare, you have to ventilate the room to open the package and drain the liquid. Then rinse under cold water for at least five minutes to remove fish odor. Then boil. Then saute. Then you get rubbery noodles with almost no calories. Reading the Amazon reviews can be kinda fun.
To prepare, you have to ventilate the room to open the package and drain the liquid. Then rinse under cold water for at least five minutes to remove fish odor. Then boil. Then saute. Then you get rubbery noodles with almost no calories. Reading the Amazon reviews can be kinda fun.
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if the liquid doesn't contain some kind of preservative, that could be bacterial contamination; like many unmodified saccharides, glucomannan is excellent bug food
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Sounds more like something trendy than an abomination. If you make this yourself it's probably pretty cheap. My guess is they charge a lot for something that is probably a dime worth of food, though.
I've had a thing like this that's just half-assed caprese salad on toast for years, i.e. sliced tomato and mozzarella on toast with some balsamic and herbs.