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I love this channel. I am also grateful that she eats the Atrocities so we won't have to.
Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food
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- 15 de Ene, 2016
If it is canned or in a jar and the top doesn't bulge, it might not be bad. It might just taste bland.
Also I cannot think of cooking atrocities unless they are made of garbage or just are bad combinations.
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- 19 de Nov, 2015
If Ashens is anything to go by, non-perishables (the name being somewhat of a misnomer, there are very few actual non-perishable foods that aren't salt, sugar or vinegar) can still be 'safe' to consume, - i.e. you won't get infected by it, but you might get some funky chemical reactions in your body when you eat it - if completely inedible. That said, this guy must have a stomach of iron given the average age of the out of date stuff he taste tests being between 10 and 40 years old.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Like freezer burned meat, it usually isn't a matter of safety but quality (although eventually meat does go actually bad). I.e. it probably won't kill you but it will be utterly disgusting.
There's an even crazier guy who eats shit from all the way back to the U.S. Civil War.
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- 14 de Oct, 2015
To be fair, hardtack pretty much qualified as a culinary atrocity even when it was fresh.
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- 30 de Dic, 2014
Point of order:
Haggis is generally regarded as Scottish (and they're more than welcome to keep it).
Jellied eels are poverty food and should be regarded as such.
Stargazy pie is Cornish, and they're fucking weird.
Breastmilk ice cream is weird, but it was intentionally made to be weird.
Marmite, yeah OK. That stuff's weird. I'm one of the few Brits that's largely ambivalent about it, TBH.
You want a culinary horror, go check out Black Pudding. It's delicious, but most people really can't hack what goes into making it.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
"Pasteurized process topping." It's actually illegal to call this stuff cheese. I once accidentally got it. It is shit.
Serves me right for being too lazy to shred some myself, but when I'm lazy now, I always look for the word "cheese" prominently on the package.
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- 19 de Sep, 2013
Pretty much everything in Dollar Tree's refrigerated section is an abomination:
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Pretty much everything in Dollar Tree's refrigerated section is an abomination:
Why would this even exist? Actual sour cream is usually less than a buck.
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- 19 de Sep, 2013
It gets worse if you read the ingredients. Basically, it's just water, oil, and some milk powder:
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- 9 de Jun, 2014
"Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil" is also the primary ingredient in that nasty fake chocolate that they sell at dollar stores too. You can make anything out of that crap.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
It's practically poisonous and is basically concentrated transfat.
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- 22 de Mayo, 2016
Jesus christ I think I had a heart attack just looking at that picture.
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- 18 de Jul, 2017
A lobster died to make that pizza.
Its actually very delicious if done right. Honestly one of my favs growing up. Its the poor mans seafood fettuccine alfredo. Just with Tuna and Egg Noodles rather then shrimp and fettuccine.
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- 31 de Oct, 2016
Anything with cilantro in it. I'd be a-okay if that nasty soap flavored abomination ceased existing.
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- 19 de Sep, 2013
I've actually had a single serving version of that pizza burger at a Boston Pizza in Montreal. It wasn't too bad.
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- 23 de Jul, 2016
Can we just sign a petition to Congress to get this crap outlawed? Or would that be unconstitutional somehow?
Never mind, I’m sure a bunch of people don’t mind this so-called “cheese”, so I guess it has to stay. Besides, nacho cheese isn’t real, and I like nacho cheese.
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I once knew a guy who was so disgusted by that canned nacho cheese sauce that the smell alone would make him dry heave. He worked at a movie theater that served nachos with the cheese sauce dispensed with one of those pump-style ketchup dispensers. One day the pump got clogged resulting in the dispenser becoming pressurized and blowing apart getting cheese sauce everywhere in the process. He immediately ran into the back room and started vomiting into the utility sink.