Craziest thing anyone has told you?

[EcoLibertarian]

What's the craziest story you've ever heard? there's a spectrum on this... crackpot fake stories to really good war veteran stories... post em

 

[SIGSEGV]

No.

 

[EcoLibertarian]

No.

you're everywhere aren't you

 

[SIGSEGV]

you're everywhere aren't you

No.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys, one of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital in Guerrero St.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I saw this nutty EcoLibertarian guy on KF and he slowly immolated himself with cringe threads.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

That he was Anders Bering Breivik.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Children can't lie or feel guilt"

from somebody who is now an assistant teacher last time I checked

 

[Salubrious]

Come on guys. I thought this was an alt-right hate site?

How do you go nearly two hours without:

"Someone once told me that Black Lives Mattered."

 

[Orion Balls]

I heard that Paul Bunyan lived in North Dakota for a year.

 

[Basil II]

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys, one of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital in Guerrero St.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.

 

[Orion Balls]

My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.

Oh, G-d, you gave me flashbacks. My Great Uncle used to categorize parts of my life in little charts, because he thought that my Confirmation name of "Joan" meant that I was a reincarnation of Joan D'arc. It was depressing, actually.

 

[TiggerNits]

Black lives matter

 

[Looney Troons]

This is a long fucking summer

 

[SIGSEGV]

I saw this nutty EcoLibertarian guy on KF and he slowly immolated himself with cringe threads.

>slowly
He's only been here a week and most people already seem to think he's an insufferable faggot.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me,
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

 

[Varis]

"I love you."

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I once had a very one-sided converstation with a guy at my college (who I later learned was a pathological liar) regarding the jacket I was wearing. It was one of those conversations where you feel like you missed a sentence at the beginning that would make the whole conversation make sense, and leaves you very lost on what the person is talking about. What I managed to grok is that he assumed I won the jacket in an organized multi-hour battle royale. He told me all about the time he was in one of those fights and how he took some guys kneecaps out with a bike chain in the whole four-hour ordeal. This was a very short, doughy looking guy that probably gets winded chasing after taco trucks so I had a hard time finding his account credible.
I was pretty flattered that he thought I looked like a badass enough chick to crack some skulls in street warfare.

 

[Red Hood]

A college education increases your earning potential.