Craigslist Cringe Thread

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So it seems crazy gay Borat from earlier is back...
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And I guess he's a creepy stalker. Who would have thought?
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Angry New Ager dijo:
Found on r/choosingbeggars:
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"I come with baggage, I am bad with money and uneducated, I have the same interests as a ten year old child, I have nothing to offer a conversation. But I need my partner to be rich, handsome, educated, rich, willing to dote on me hand and foot, rich, basically a carbon copy of Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid, rich, and basically someone who caters to my every whim with no complaint. Oh, and he needs to live in this specific area."
 
The most stupid part of that ad is that any guy who remotely met the rest of her qualifications in that geographic region would almost certainly live in one of the white-bread suburbs she hates.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia dijo:
Does anyone have a very quiet, secluded area for this man? He will definitely not be bringing over any guests. He has no pets. He's not going to be hiding dead bodies around the house and cooking his victims, no sirree.
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I've seen enough anniemays to know where this quiet life is going.

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Here's a crazy guy, I posted him in January on page 7 as a one-off loon but now he's back and keeps spamming the hell out of the CL personals and damn is he creepy. He's been posting the same thing over and over, adding a bit more each time. It's only getting weirder. And he used to be a safe distance away, now he's in my town...

Meet MATTHEW.
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Also, he's intent on seducing a local policewoman he creeped on 16 years ago.
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Here's another guy who always is posting. He's a 47 year old dude who lives near the local college campus so he feels he's entitled to a college (or high school) girl. He figures it's just a matter of time until he gets one. Which he intends to do by referencing a show none of them are probably old enough to remember.
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Also, fuck you for not dating this guy. He's sorry for being such a nice guy when all you ladies want are assholes. Perhaps he's just too supreme of a gentleman.
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That has to be some sort of drug reference I just don't get. Or maybe she's selflessly sucking dick to feed starving puppies?

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Cars aren't causing CO2, we're just sucking up all the air! Take that, scientists! Also, the earth is flat.
 
BOTTOM SEEKING HUNG TOP!! BBC prefered (HOSTING IN REDACTED CITY) hide this posting
body: fit
height: 5'10" (177cm)
status: single

age: 50

Anybody up and looking for some expert head and to TOP!!?? Fit 510 165# DDFREE sane masculine attractive SWM for some NSA fun. Prefer BBC, but will consider all HUNG SERIOUS respondents! U MUST BE A TOP!! Let's just have some fun guyz? Expert massage for you as foreplay! NO games BS or time wasters! Simple fun hookup...I host only! Thanks for looking/responding! No email tag, phone chat to set-up...**PICS, ACCURATE STATS (will return inkind) NEC TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
 
This pile of gibberish popped up today. Title removed because it's her first, middle, and last name.
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She then proceeded to fully dox herself, and has the map feature set to her home address. Doing a search reveals this:
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Turns out I apparently went to school with some people who know of her. She's inbred and a non-working illiterate meth addict, and even other meth heads don't hang around her. She's currently attempting to e-beg for a "carset n dippers 4 new born" while trying to hide the kid from her ex but at the same time doxing herself and looking for a sexy man on CL.

God that kid is fucked.
 
I once tried to give myself away on Craigslist, because I gave up on life, but no one wanted me, even though I was free :(
 
TheGreatCitracett dijo:
This pile of gibberish popped up today. Title removed because it's her first, middle, and last name.
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She then proceeded to fully dox herself, and has the map feature set to her home address. Doing a search reveals this:
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Turns out I apparently went to school with some people who know of her. She's inbred and a non-working illiterate meth addict, and even other meth heads don't hang around her. She's currently attempting to e-beg for a "carset n dippers 4 new born" while trying to hide the kid from her ex but at the same time doxing herself and looking for a sexy man on CL.

God that kid is fucked.
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Does she have a Facebook? It would be great to have a thread about her if there's enough content. Holy shit she seems like a trainwreck.
 
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