Craigslist Cringe Thread

[Admiral Piett]

@lil thotty here's the guys thread.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/john-s-bulla-paul45thomas-bullastephen.28507/

 

[lil thotty]

beautiful, i have no idea how i missed this.

 

[Zeorus]

Bulla is the ultimate Florida Man.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/111882545.html?lang=en&cc=us

Have a little something to brighten the mood and clean the cringe off the palette.

 

[Dollars2010]

ADULT FILM ACTRESS

SEEKING A FEMALE, TO PERFORM IN PRIVATE, EROTIC FILMS.
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. I'D PREFER THE INEXPERIENCED, GIRL NEXT DOOR TYPES.


* SALARY: $4,000 FOR 1 MONTH OF WORK

* PLUS POTENTIAL BONUSES

* NO EXPERIENCE PREFERRED

* AVERAGE LOOKS ARE FINE

* MUST HAVE PRETTY FEET

* MUST BE QUIET, SERIOUS AND RESPECTFUL

* NO TATTOOS

* NO PROFANITY

* SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

ADULT FILM ACTRESS

SEEKING A FEMALE, TO PERFORM IN PRIVATE, EROTIC FILMS.
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY. I'D PREFER THE INEXPERIENCED, GIRL NEXT DOOR TYPES.


* SALARY: $4,000 FOR 1 MONTH OF WORK

* PLUS POTENTIAL BONUSES

* NO EXPERIENCE PREFERRED

* AVERAGE LOOKS ARE FINE

* MUST HAVE PRETTY FEET

* MUST BE QUIET, SERIOUS AND RESPECTFUL

* NO TATTOOS

* NO PROFANITY

* SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

Remember when casting calls for snuff films were honest?

 

[escapegoat]

 

[GloriousScarf]

 

[whatever I feel like]

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@Francis E. Dec Esc.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Something about the upcoming eclipse seems to really be bringing the special loonies out on Craigslist.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Some friends alerted me to these:

BONER ALERT!

I was under the influence of Death Metal!

And now for something completely different:

He posts these multiple times a day I guess. Wanting to go random places. Thousands of miles away. For free.

Spoiler: Weed Farm

Spoiler: Los Angelas

Apparently he's a schizophrenic mental patient who fried his brain with drugs. You don't say.

Oh god he's gonna kill me.

I'd make a thread on him, but it seems he's too busy spamming his phone number trying to get people to text him, and waiting for his imaginary girlfriend to give him $60m to really do anything funny.

 

[SwanDive]

Sounds like a pretty good deal imo

 

[80's Dad]

idk if he knows it but he's digging at the bottom of the barrel in terms of prostitutes if he's only willing to pay them $40 for a session.

Also, how is he planning on giving the 15 gallons of gas? Am I to provide my own container or is he putting it in 15 used m.ilk jugs or do I have to siphon it out of a kiddie pool? So many questions.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Also, how is he planning on giving the 15 gallons of gas? Am I to provide my own container or is he putting it in 15 used tard cum jugs or do I have to siphon it out of a kiddie pool? So many questions.

He'll use your anus for that, too.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Ahem! *adjusts tie* *grins deviously*
This just reads like one of those ultimate cringe pastas, but it's real...

And this weird guy with a lust for leggings...

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Does anyone have a very quiet, secluded area for this man? He will definitely not be bringing over any guests. He has no pets. He's not going to be hiding dead bodies around the house and cooking his victims, no sirree.

 

[H4nzn1]

I was going to the UF vs. Tennessee game and I got curious, so I looked on Craigslist and I found this...
source: https://gainesville.craigslist.org/m4m/d/fetish-for-starbucks-baristas/6306243484.html

Spoiler: Fetish for Starbucks Baristas

I'm not gay but...

 

[odius]

Literally 99% of my area's backpage is obese coalburners.

 

[Bluebird]

 

[odius]

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> Status: Married
> Status: Separated

The story writes itself