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Powerlevel, but my conspiracy theory addled mother is freaking out to me on the phone about how this will cause a race war because a bunch of urban blacks my folks knew as kids are doing the equivalent of DAS RITE on Facebook. To me it looks likes a Cuck (2019) situation but way trashier.
Powerlevel, but my conspiracy theory addled mother is freaking out to me on the phone about how this will cause a race war because a bunch of urban blacks my folks knew as kids are doing the equivalent of DAS RITE on Facebook. To me it looks likes a Cuck (2019) situation but way trashier.
I don’t think any of these people found a copy from what she told me it’s just middle aged black dudes who watched that trailer talking about how dats how things shoulda been n’ shieet.
This isn't a real movie.
This is a meme that is banking on people hatewatching it.
After everybody sees it in order to mock it or to get angry, the director can show the numbers to big studios and get work on some big budget project.
It's very blatant but we live in times when people are just waiting for something to get mad at so it will probably work.
I predict that the director will have a major cinematic release (or at least a high profile streaming movie/show) within the next 5 years.
Bingo. This movie is very clearly trying to appear as controversial as possible to create buzz. Nutjobs on both ends of the political spectrum have been doing all the marketing for it, all the moviemakers had to do was show them a premise. Alot of people are going to watch this shit because folks have been hyping it up as this provocative revenge fantasy.
10 bucks says the plot is going to be a lot more tame and superficial than anyone's been making it out to be. You're gonna have your standard brutal rape and violence scenes ripped straight from any slavery period piece, but I'm gonna bet this movie ends with the protagonist making it back to his own timeline. He'll be a changed man because he's experienced the horror of slavery firsthand, and have newfound sympathy for the blacks. The movie won't have any deeper message than ''oppression bad", and will end on a saccharine note. Critics will praise it for subverting expectations, kangs and /pol/acks will seethe because they' ll be denied the extravagant revenge fantasy they were promised, and everyone else will forget about this movie in a week, provided they even watch it.
Bingo. This movie is very clearly trying to appear as controversial as possible to create buzz. Nutjobs on both ends of the political spectrum have been doing all the marketing for it, all the moviemakers had to do was show them a premise. Alot of people are going to watch this shit because folks have been hyping it up as this provocative revenge fantasy.
10 bucks says the plot is going to be a lot more tame and superficial than anyone's been making it out to be. You're gonna have your standard brutal rape and violence scenes ripped straight from any slavery period piece, but I'm gonna bet this movie ends with the protagonist making it back to his own timeline. He'll be a changed man because he's experienced the horror of slavery firsthand, and have newfound sympathy for the blacks. The movie won't have any deeper message than ''oppression bad", and will end on a saccharine note. Critics will praise it for subverting expectations, kangs and /pol/acks will seethe because they' ll be denied the extravagant revenge fantasy they were promised, and everyone else will forget about this movie in a week, provided they even watch it.
Yeah, but Cuck was also hyped up a lot by political outrage baiting and still made literally no money at the box office, with all the people who saw it either being journalists who got in for free or people who just pirated it and watched it online to mock it.
And Cuck came out before COVID-19 so there's also that to consider.
Unless it gets a widespread chain theater release with heavy promotion on TV and mainstream social media, I think this will be a box office bomb, but will probably do better than Cuck did.
From the looks of it, this is a limited release and I've only seen it discussed on the Farms and I do think it may have gotten a brief mention in one of the clickbait mills as well.
OK, so I was feeling bored over the weekend and decided to try and find a copy of WE WUZ SLAVE DRIVAS N' SHEEEEIT, and after expending what was for me considerable effort (15 minutes) I came up empty-handed. Since the hilariously threadbare IMDB page has done nothing but rack up negrates since this thing ostensibly launched, I decided to do some research and figure out what the hell was going on. After all, if I can't kill brain cells by watching amateur race revenge porn, what is the internet even for? What I turned up isn't cow-worthy (wouldn't even be threadworthy if there wasn't a real-ish product attached) but at least it's answered more questions than that IMDB page.
What The Fuck is Cracka?
Cracka is TV showmade-for-TV-movie TV show about a Neo-Nazi with tattoos from the Sharpie parlor getting sent back to a time where whites are enslaved by blacks. And no, before you ask, this isn't about the Barbary slave trade. Or the Black Sea slave trade. Or any other slave trade that actually existed. Instead, this is just set in the Antebellum South with the colors reversed in the most hamhanded, least creative way possible. Not that you would guess this from the description, since nobody involved can spell "alternate timeline," apparently. And no, this isn't an adaptation of one of the several books that have been written with this exact premise.
According to the lead actor (more on him below,) the original idea was for a TV pilot, then when BLM flared up again like a herpes infection on the body politic, they decided to release the pilot as a made-for-TV movie. THEN it generated enough buzz for a network to pick it up as a pilot after all. Scoff if you feel like, but it's more popular than Mags Visaggio's entire body of work. (Archive)
(If the network in question turns out to be BET, I'm gonna laugh my ass off.)
So Whose Fault Is This Anyway?
As Crystal Gail Magnum has informed us, every great story begins with a seminal event. The story of Cracka begins much the same way, with this guy:
You thought I was going to put that George Floyd wog looking motherfucker, didn't you. Yep, this starts with everyone's favorite weak-chinned, not-gay white nationalist who totally doesn't glow in the dark, Richard Spencer. Specifically, his not-gay-but-still-pride parade in Charlottesville, back in 2017. You know the one: tiki torches, tear gas, and Shamu getting beached by a Dodge Charger.
Ironically, inspiring this botched home abortion may well be the most pro-white thing he's ever done. But saying mean things about Jews twisted the knickers of the actual perpetrator.
These ALLEGEDLY homosexual antics roused the ire of one Dale Resteghini, oil driller, terminal TDS case, and actual important person in the brain-damaged world of music videos. All smart-assery aside, he's got a music videography full of songs even a pasty-white shut-in like myself has heard of, so he's probably too famous for the Farms. He was not, however, too famous for Wikipedia vandals, who decided to insert this little gem into his bio (archive):
As for the man himself, he looks exactly the way you'd expect a wop music video director who considers himself an honorary jogger would: The man on the right has spent 30 years hobnobbing with rappers, and the collection of cheekbones and choppers on the left is the best piece of black ass he could pull. Whew, lads.
Anyhoo, Spencer's antics had gotten his garlic-and-menthol scented panties in a twist, so he decided that enough was enough, and the world needed his *cough* "creative" vision to see issues of race and slavery from another perspective. He conceived the idea of Cracka sometime in the summer of 2017, and began approaching people he knew to work on it. One of them was a fellow guido and former guitarist for Sworn Enemy (never heard of them either) Lorenzo Antonucci Jr.
Lorenzo Antonucci Jr. (hereafter "Jersey Shore" because I cannot be bothered to type all that out) is your fairly typical Hollywood wannabe: tiny roles in TV shows and obscure movies, constantly promoting himself on places like Instagram and Twitter, where he has an unverified account with the followers of a mid-tier Groyper. When he's not doing that, he's posting motivational bullshit, MLM hun style- though I'm less inclined to shit on him for that, because the other big thing he commemorates is years of sobriety, and everybody needs a hobby, especially quitters.
Jersey Shore has had precisely one role of note, and that's only to me because I think it's funny: he had a bit part in American Satan, a movie I've only heard of because it almost featured an appearance by Sandi Gardiner, of Star Citizen fame. So he's more successful than her, at least- and he didn't even have to blow Chris Roberts to do it. He's also the primary source on the origin of this thing, via this interview with Literally Who on the Literally What podcast:
He (Jersey Shore) seems to be the least insane person involved with this, probably because he's too stupid to wrap his head around the doublethink required to be a proper SJW. His defense of the project as "just art" comes off something from a year other than the current one to anyone who's been autistically documenting the mutations of social justice ideology, which does not disaggregate the art from the artist, the form from the function, or the anything from the anything else, really. Considering that he uses the gamer word in-character in some of the promotional material, I don't see him as having much of a future in Hollywood.
So What Now?
Fuck if I know. Considering that I had to suss out the current state of the project from random Twitter replies as opposed to the IMDB page or the sub-Angelfire official site (archive in case they hire a web designer and it stops being funny) I'm guessing that this has a release sometime in the fall or winter of 2020 and performs about as well as Vagrant Queen, due to having missed the zeitgeist boat by three months plus. I'm going to keep an eye on this and maybe update this post, unless I get bored or something.
