Crack Pipe Vending Machines Appear in Suffolk County, NY - some unknown big-balled fuck found a new and exciting way to make money off crackheads

This is quite fucking innovative, I gottta say. Gas stations beware, someone's coming for that drug paraphernalia market share. I hope they've already broke even because now that the authorities have taken notice they're going to be looking for whoever stocks the machines and collects the money.

https://abc7ny.com/possible-crack-pipe-vending-machines-found-on-long-island/4202377/
CORAM, Long Island (WABC) --
Town of Brookhaven officials and Suffolk County police are trying to figure out who placed three potential crack pipe vending machines, dubbed as pen vending machines, in Coram and Medford.

The town received complaints about the machines over the weekend. Two of them -- one of which had partially destroyed by community members -- have been removed.

The blue and white vending machines, which featured the words "Sketch Pens" on the outside in black and red font, were mounted in cement into the ground and would dispense a small glass tube and a filter. Included was the top of a pen, which could be put into the glass tube to form a pen, along with an ink tube.

The "pens" cost $2 each, and the machines would accept the payment in the form of eight quarters.

"You think you've heard of everything," Town of Brookhaven Supervisor Ed Romaine said. "I continue to be surprised by some of the audacity of those that would break the law in promoting drugs and drug paraphernalia."

One dispenser was found in front of Coram Commons shopping center on Middle Country Road. Resident Scott Malz took a video of it on Saturday and posted it to Facebook.

"I wanted the community to see what was going on and try to get rid of it as quick as possible," he said. "Because that's actually a bad area for drugs."

Danielle Blom said one was located just outside her apartment complex on Route 112 in Medford. She said an angry community member smashed it to pieces.

"We've been here for three years," she said. "We've never had any problems, and now this. So it's pretty disgusting."

Suffolk County police will decide if the machines warrant criminal charges.

"To sell a pipe is not illegal, but this is considered drug paraphernalia," Town Councilman Michael Loguercio said. "And it also is being dispensed from a machine that was installed illegally per town code."

An Eyewitness News viewer wrote to reporter Kristin Thorne on Twitter and said he purchased the pen for his commute to the city on the LIRR. He said the instructions said what appears to be a filter is actually a fabric to rub off ink, or it can be used as an eraser.

Anyone with information is asked to call Suffolk police or the town at 631-451-TOWN.
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"Kristin Thorne on Twitter and said he purchased the pen for his commute to the city on the LIRR. He said the instructions said what appears to be a filter is actually a fabric to rub off ink, or it can be used as an eraser."

Sometimes you just need a kick to make it through the 9-5.
 
One time I went to this beatdown gas station that’s owned by an Indian man and asked for a weed bowl. Instead I was given a meth pipe. I literally had to reenter the store just to get some shitty small cheap piece of shit bowl that ate up all my weed because the hole on the bottom was too big. This story doesn’t surprise me.
 
Why would you buy a pipe from a gas station if you just want to smoke weed when apples and pens are co-existent?

An apple pipe seems less shit than trying to smoke weed out of a meth pipe
 
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