Cowboy Bebop Thread - Live-Action Adaptation cancelled after one season (it was shit)

[StarkRavingMad]

I’ve seen a lot of people point out how it’s just a recreation of the opening of the movie, only done terribly and in a way that immediately shows you they don’t know these characters.

That's exactly what it is.

 

[Raiken]

Speaking off terrible openings; why did the Guy even Bring the disruptor? Did none of his fellows notice it? How did he even get IN the casino with it? Did he not Know it's a terrible idea to Bring it? How did he not notice the gunfight going on? Why Does the door close only that one opening? Why Does it need to be operated manualy?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Speaking off terrible openings; why did the Guy even Bring the disruptor? Did none of his fellows notice it? How did he even get IN the casino with it? Did he not Know it's a terrible idea to Bring it? How did he not notice the gunfight going on? Why Does the door close only that one opening? Why Does it need to be operated manualy?

omg why do u have to be so icky? its a reference to the anime which clearly means that they tried really hard, why can’t u just appreciate the reference and thank them?

I’m assuming that was what the response would be if you asked them.

 

[Jack Awful]

I’ve seen a lot of people point out how it’s just a recreation of the opening of the movie, only done terribly and in a way that immediately shows you they don’t know these characters.

And it ended by referencing Volaju from the movie... That Ed somehow knew about. She also called him the butterfly man, even though there's no way she'd know that he sees butterflies, but it's in there because it's recognizable from the movie.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KiJfI5A0pso

This review was the first time I saw the infamous "Welcome to the ouch, motherfuckers"-scene.
I knew about it and the line alone made me lose half my working braincells for how cringe it is... but seeing it, seeing that delivery, that acting, that "early 90s anime want their cheap CGI effects back" shot of the Red Tail.

Whew lads. It's worse than I could ever imagine.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This review was the first time I saw the infamous "Welcome to the ouch, motherfuckers"-scene.
I knew about it and the line alone made me lose half my working braincells for how cringe it is... but seeing it, seeing that delivery, that acting, that "early 90s anime want their cheap CGI effects back" shot of the Red Tail.

Whew lads. It's worse than I could ever imagine.

Same. Hearing about it and actually seeing it are two very different things.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

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[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

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My feed has been very glamorous as of late and I just wanted to remind you of who I am, and where I come from

Remind? So this is just a regular kind of personal anecdote for her.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

Since this hasn't been posted yet, the crew at Midnight's Edge posted their own video, summarizing the entire situation in a succinct fashion, and offering their own take at the end on why the Hollywood press quickly jumped on the story of the show's cancellation:

Also:

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I though only white girls fucked dogs? Did Daniella suck the dog off too?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Part 2.

And wait, what's this about Disney?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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I don’t really have to say anything, since a paused Spike face like this says all.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Part 2.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mjzYr1ewy7w
And wait, what's this about Disney?

"Actors are not their characters--and that's fine." - Sage pointing out Edward the character is a girl

You hear that Mason Park? You say you're an actor? Then act like it, faggot, and play pretend a goddamn male character as a male.

 

[Corpun]

I mean yeah she was cast to play a literal child character which when coupled with the shit direction and this being the "first job" yeah the best you'd get out of the combo is echoes of deppwonka.

The sad thing is from the interview she did she did seem genuinely enthused to play Ed. If she wasn't a fan of the character already she certainly was when she got her first big job, the direction was just dogshit. I have a feeling the directors just told her to imitate Ed and thought it was good enough.

And people were mad about the outfit, not the breasts. It was such a weird response. Maybe she has her own hang ups about her chest size.

Have you seen her tits, they basically don't exist. I'd have breast envy over a 2d girl as well if I was that flat.

Anime: *armed robber begrudgingly points out the irony of robbing from a store that purchased their security system from the same company that laid him off*

Netflix: "I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SETTING I'M IN. REEEEEEE THE CORPORATIONS, MAN!"

It's that bad of a butchering? I always saw the store robber as something of a D-fens guy, someone who went off the deep end because society fucked him over, now it is a autistic message on capitalism.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

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What in the flying fuck did I just read?

 

[Raiken]

Part 2.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mjzYr1ewy7w
And wait, what's this about Disney?

Back then Netflix and disney worked together, but the moment the contract was up Disney dropped them hard, and now became competittion.

 

[Something Awful]

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To be fair, if she was going to come out in favor of zoophilia, now was the best time. Criticism will be dismissed as chuds being mad about Bebop.

 

[Corpun]

Why do all white girls fuck dogs?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Why do all white girls fuck dogs?

Why do all white girls publicly announce they fuck dogs?

 

[Chilson]

Why do all white girls publicly announce they fuck dogs?

Women can't handle not being the center of attention for more than 30 seconds. that's why.