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[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

They wrote something like that for everyone and its funny. Apparently /cow/ thinks @chimpburgers was dating Terra Jones.
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I like how they feel the need to ride up on Dyn's dick, lest he fucking eat them.
Also, fails to call Marvin a massive pothead, 0/10, poorly researched, see me after class.

 

[Ruin]

They wrote something like that for everyone and its funny. Apparently /cow/ thinks @chimpburgers was dating Terra Jones.
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I just realized I'm the only one they explicitly called for to be banned. Wonder which sped I pissed off.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I just realized I'm the only one they explicitly called for to be banned. Wonder which sped I pissed off.

All of them if /cow/'s in the equation.

 

[HG 400]

Also with this colossally autistic infographic can we quit pretending /cow/ is less autistic? That hasn't been true in a while.

Mmm, yeah, the thing is, null and kiwi threads are basically just the same half a dozen people who have been so screechingly assblasted that Null banned them three years ago that they can't let it go. That shit is indisputably max-level autistic, but it's not really representative of /cow/ in general because it's really more of a containment thread for Andrew Noel Shafer and friends, and nobody else bothers to go there because they know it's just gonna be "REEEEEE NULL SAID HE'S MARRYING A TRANNY ON FACEBOOK".

So yeah, I still posit that cow is slightly less autistic than us.

 

[AnOminous]

I like how they feel the need to ride up on Dyn's dick, lest he fucking eat them.
Also, fails to call Marvin a massive pothead, 0/10, poorly researched, see me after class.

@Marvin may or may not be fat, but I'd definitely smoke dope with him.

"REEEEEE NULL SAID HE'S MARRYING A TRANNY ON FACEBOOK".

I'm still pissed @Null is marrying a tranny and he didn't invite me, not that I would have shown up anyway, that FAGGOT!

 

[HG 400]

I'm still pissed @Null is marrying a tranny and he didn't invite me, not that I would have shown up anyway, that FAGGOT!

Don't take it personally, you know full well that his church doesn't allow... cosmopolitans.

 

[repentance]

Apparently /cow/ thinks @chimpburgers was dating Terra Jones.

That's kind of bizarre because which Kiwi previously dated Terra Jones is well known. Also, chimpburgers was was doxed on /cow/ by that person so I'm not sure why they're confusing two separate people.

 

[HG 400]

Also pic missing about how Dyn is James Craig

That would interfere with their new theory that I'm paying Null blackmail money so he doesn't dox me to Sam.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That's kind of bizarre because which Kiwi previously dated Terra Jones is well known. Also, chimpburgers was was doxed on /cow/ by that person so I'm not sure why they're confusing two separate people.

Checking contradictions is not a strong suit of these autists. They only care about serving "justice", even if no one cares.

 

[Brandobaris]

I'm pretty sure JEWS doesn't ban anyone. It's their policy.

I got perma banned. DOST and all that. I miss 2007 /b/

 

[AnOminous]

That would interfere with their new theory that I'm paying Null blackmail money so he doesn't dox me to Sam.

We all know he settled for sexual activities instead.

 

[HG 400]

settled

he traded up you motherfucker

 

[AnOminous]

Why is /cow/ so salty anyway? We never did anything to them. At all. Ever.

 

[InLivingTuna]

Why is /cow/ so salty anyway? We never did anything to them. At all. Ever.

Competition, I presume.

 

[HG 400]

Why is /cow/ so salty anyway? We never did anything to them. At all. Ever.

You're right. Being that we're both above the law and therefore unbannable neither of us have any idea why salty banned Kiwis keep finding their way to /cow/

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Why is /cow/ so salty anyway? We never did anything to them. At all. Ever.

Because we steal all the cows and hoard them for ourselves or something like that.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why is /cow/ so salty anyway? We never did anything to them. At all. Ever.

They're just mad because they couldn't handle Null.

 

[AnOminous]

You're right. Being that we're both above the law and therefore unbannable neither of us have any idea why salty banned Kiwis keep finding their way to /cow/

Trufax, literally, I'm totally unbannable and I could bang Null's mom all day long and even that aunt that AIDS guy always freaks out about, and nothing would happen.

It's like. . .I'm privileged or something.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I'm still trying to figure out who I'm pissed off to get added to that list, since I'm so unremarkable and whatnot. @DNJACK maybe? That's the only person I can think of that ever got legit mad at me on here.

 

[AnOminous]

We should have a rap battle or something.

Don't we have a token nigger or two?