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- 17 de Mayo, 2023
have you ever wondered: how can i ethically and financially gain from the terminally online?
answer: cow stocks
every cow is assigned a ticker and common stock that can be purchased. if you think one of them is popular or has the potential to be popular, you buy shares and hold them. if they do something that makes them popular, more people will want to buy their shares, which increases their value, which nets you a profit. if they're inactive for a while or do something ultra-retarded, people will want to sell their shares back into the market, decreasing their value and hurting your portfolio.
example based on recent events: clavicular ($CLAV) is trading at $10/share. you, being a -maxxingscholar, buy 10 of these shares. after he decides to go full-on amos moses and hunt gators in the swamp, his thread grows in popularity from the community feature, more people are interested in him and want to buy shares, eventually raising the price to $20/share. should you decide to sell, you've now made a profit of $200.
right now this is just a dumb idea i've had, i have no intention of actually making people dump real money into this. at best it might be some webapp i throw together and you can just play with funny money.
answer: cow stocks
every cow is assigned a ticker and common stock that can be purchased. if you think one of them is popular or has the potential to be popular, you buy shares and hold them. if they do something that makes them popular, more people will want to buy their shares, which increases their value, which nets you a profit. if they're inactive for a while or do something ultra-retarded, people will want to sell their shares back into the market, decreasing their value and hurting your portfolio.
example based on recent events: clavicular ($CLAV) is trading at $10/share. you, being a -maxxingscholar, buy 10 of these shares. after he decides to go full-on amos moses and hunt gators in the swamp, his thread grows in popularity from the community feature, more people are interested in him and want to buy shares, eventually raising the price to $20/share. should you decide to sell, you've now made a profit of $200.
right now this is just a dumb idea i've had, i have no intention of actually making people dump real money into this. at best it might be some webapp i throw together and you can just play with funny money.
