COVID-19: Third Strike - Here we go again

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Well Kiwis and Kiwietts, it’s that time once again.

Yes, you read that right, shit is seemingly starting up again. While the numbers are low, there has been a pretty rapid increase in COVID-19 related hospitalizations. (A)And you know what that means.

ITS PANIC TIME! ‘MUH VACCINES FOR EVERYONE.
That’s right, thanks to the “new strain” on the block, BA.2.86, our good friends on the internet have decided it’s once again time to bring back 2020.

Hollywood studio Lionsgate has brought back a mandatory mask mandate. (A)

A college in niggertown USA, Atlanta has issued a mask mandate and even doctors are chiming in for it. (A)

Some are protesting in Atlanta in favor of a mask mandate. (A)

Alex Jones even went on record stating that lockdowns are making a comeback later this year. (According to an alleged TSA insider he spoke to) (A)


Will shit finally get real and China will announce this was 100% there fault?
Never.

Will anything likely happen and this be a nothing burger?
Maybe.

Will it be hilarious to watch as faggots across the internet screech in panic as there is need for ‘muh vaccines and they neeeeed their late night talk shows to come back to tell them to vax and blame Trump?
Absolutely.
 
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ITS PANIC TIME! ‘MUH VACCINES FOR EVERYONE.
looks like it's time for a third round between the anti-vaxxers and the hulkster.
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say this with me kiwis

I WILL NOT TAKE ANOTHER JAB
I WILL NOT WEAR A MASK
I WILL NOT TAKE DR SEAN HANNITYS BS COVID CURE GRIFT THAT GIVES YOU AIDS
I WILL NOT MAIL IN MY VOTE
I WILL NOT BE A NIGGER AND BEAT GOOKS INTILL AFTER THE ELECTION
DEAL?
 
I say we triple... no,
QUADRUPLE
the booster shots for all law abiding citizens! (every booster comes with a funny little metal sticker that enters you for a chance to win a free nintendo switch!)
 
I swear we're gonna have to start making T-Shirt QR codes people can scan for real information when someone questions, "What proof?"

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And no, don't be scared nor let your guard down to this. Give people the bird, ESPESCIALLY Boomers who scare for their death of meeting thy God upon thy SINS.
 
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it's gonna be flu season in a couple months so that might be why.

I've had it twice, I don't give a flying fuck
The flu season argument is always the stupidest, as if there ain't a whole nother hemisphere experiencing its flu season whilst the centre of the universe is on its summer holiday.
 
And no, don't be scared nor let your guard down to this. Give people the bird, ESPESCIALLY Boomers who scare for their death of meeting thy God upon thy SINS.
My fellow nigger in Christ, just like last time, the vast majority of us are going to bend over and spread our cheeks the very second we're told to. This includes me. The US government acts the way it does because it knows it has absolutely nothing to fear from its citizens.
 
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