Counter Strike

[Hostile Takeover]

Sure glad I sold my unopened crates last year to partially pay for a new Steam Deck OLED,

 

[sodaboard]

Cases went down in price because you don't need them to open a knife anymore.

fuck
from what i remember the falchion knives were kinda shit anyways though

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Dont forget some of these retards bought houses and apartments with virtual items. And now find themselves in a situation where they might get kicked out.

 

[I Pick Minions]

>So what's your plan?

>CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Valve recently released an update to CS2:
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UH-OH, TRADERMAINS
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The CS economy is in ABSOLUTE FREEFALL RIGHT NOW, with one of the biggest CS YouTubers saying the following:
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Here's a breakdown:
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People are panicselling like crazy RIGHT NOW:
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CS Traders very often use Team Fortress 2 keys in their trades as a form of currency - said keys are in FREEFALL RIGHT NOW
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The memes are going crazy:
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"People will lose hundreds of thousands over this and so will valve"
I bet they're making a killing on the community market fees right now

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Legit I'm worried that gaben is gonna get hunted down. He probably became #1 on China and Russia's shitlist because of this action.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I think this might be something to do with gambling legislation. Knifes and gloves were the only items you couldn't get through trade-ups, meaning they were the only ones you HAD to gamble with no real way to alter the chances in your favor to get them. But now you can do it with trade ups, and even control the results somewhat by choosing which Reds you use to trade up.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Imagine getting fucked by gaben twice once for all the time you put into gambling on this shit then getting fucked because he turned half of your investments into ash.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Legit I'm worried that gaben is gonna get hunted down. He probably became #1 on China and Russia's shitlist because of this action.

Admiral Gaben has a whole fleet to protect him.

 

[74164978231]

Pixel niggers need to cope and seethe like the niggers they are.

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

I am so fucking happy Valve crushed the nuts of all the gamba addicts to show they have no power here.
The seethe is fucking delicious.

 

[neger psykolog]

I think this might be something to do with gambling legislation. Knifes and gloves were the only items you couldn't get through trade-ups, meaning they were the only ones you HAD to gamble with no real way to alter the chances in your favor to get them. But now you can do it with trade ups, and even control the results somewhat by choosing which Reds you use to trade up.

This makes the most sense. They were probably gonna get butt raped for it.

 

[Jay2U]

This makes the most sense. They were probably gonna get butt raped for it.

I actually think its about the market manipulation like this video explains.

 

[Jalkasienisalaatti]

 

[The Freak Who Lived]

Even if they roll this back the damage is already done with the 3rd party marketplace transactions

Tactical Nuke to 3RD party child gambling websites would be smart. Though I think this is not the intent.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Skinport currently has a waiting line to access the site and the current waiting time is

18 minutes




uh oh!

 

[Is It Luck?]

I don't know if anyone has said this yet but this falls in line with the theory Valve is going to get rid of cases. Instead it's going to be like the recent uplink terminal where it tells you what skin you got and you have the choice to buy it for market value.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

wtf happened, all of my skins have jumped in value to like 5x what it was yesterday, what the fuck?
I thought they were meant to tank?

edit: Oh I get it, they made it so the covert is worth a lot and people will be losing their reds by selling/trade-up.
Makes sense, stop these insane knife prices.

 

[Sneedmason]

Skinport currently has a waiting line to access the site and the current waiting time is

18 minutes

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uh oh!

Are they going to pull a DMarket and confiscate accounts with a lot of coverts? If any niggas got many covert items on thirdparty sites, transfer them NOW!

 

[Random Internet Person]

I immediately laughed when I heard about this. What a special brand of stupidity this pseudo crypto(?) is.