Count Dankula

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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

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  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

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wtfNeedSignUp dijo:
Don't want to shit the lolcow thread on it so I'll ask here if he is dead or ran away to east europe.
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If he were dead, he wouldn't be methodically deleting all his social media presence. He strikes me as someone who'd definitely stream their suicide, so I think he got himself a 3/10 woman like Chris-chan and moved to somewhere like Iceland overnight.

Also, I find it interesting that despite being homeless for years, he was still morbidly obese the entire time.
 
Goldie_99 dijo:
If he were dead, he wouldn't be methodically deleting all his social media presence. He strikes me as someone who'd definitely stream their suicide, so I think he got himself a 3/10 woman like Chris-chan and moved to somewhere like Iceland overnight.

Also, I find it interesting that despite being homeless for years, he was still morbidly obese the entire time.
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"Something is up with that skipper, you don't stay that fat eating just coconuts."
 
Isn't it very ironic that Dank keeps boasting about beating people up, being spiteful towards those who wronged him, excessively drinking often and fucking random women (he did admit to fucking men, but idk if he still does it), but also says things like "it's worth it for the Lord" when it comes to minor things like not eating meat twice a week? What is this orthodox larp?

Not long ago he'd make videos laughing at people who behavie this exact way.

I know he has severe problems with self-control, but why bother with this born-again thing in the first place if he is going to only do the least difficult parts of the self-betterment creed? Atheists will hate him for converting and believers will see him as a grifter.
 
Goldie_99 dijo:
Isn't it very ironic that Dank keeps boasting about beating people up, being spiteful towards those who wronged him, excessively drinking often and fucking random women (he did admit to fucking men, but idk if he still does it), but also says things like "it's worth it for the Lord" when it comes to minor things like not eating meat twice a week? What is this orthodox larp?

Not long ago he'd make videos laughing at people who behavie this exact way.

I know he has severe problems with self-control, but why bother with this born-again thing in the first place if he is going to only do the least difficult parts of the self-betterment creed? Atheists will hate him for converting and believers will see him as a grifter.
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It's pretty much a meme that the right wing influencer community might as well worship the devil while larping as crusaders/religious. Dank himself could have easily become an example of Troll's Remorse had the Nazi pug didn't explode on him.
 
Sorry for the double post, but straight off the press there he goes full retard "Abortion is murder" using his autistic daughter as a shield

Where should I start?
* He doesn't even raise his daughters, but rather his wife and whatever Arab she hooks up for the weekend.
* Autistic daughter is very much the easy mode of disabilities, especially with the likely case it was over diagnosed. It's definitely not Down syndrome horror.
* The issue isn't when those potatoes are children and it's all cute and simple, but when they get to their twenties and a tard rage can be lethal, and you still need to clean their shit.
* Even with the religious argument they still shouldn't go over the age of 10 without medical help.
 
wtfNeedSignUp dijo:
Sorry for the double post, but straight off the press there he goes full retard "Abortion is murder" using his autistic daughter as a shield
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uOSH0WEJsQ
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He repeats himself a lot on that topic. Anything concerning children, he always brings up his autistic daughter, just like he talks about tech troubleshooting in every AI video. Yes, abortion as a form of birth control is murder. Abortion because the fetus is damaged and will never have a normal life, on top of likely killing the mother, that's up to the parents to decide. There was this famous polish olympian who forgone cancer treatment in order to carry her daughter to term. The mother died, the daughter still lives.

Also, Dank couldn't sire children the normal way, he needed in-vitro. He said it's because his wife has some uterus deformity that makes conception very difficult, but Dank's lifestyle, chainsmoking and a shitton of drugs he's been taking from an early age definitely contributed to his sperm not being up to the task. Anyways, when doing in-vitro, you create a ton of embryos and implant the most valid ones. Shortly before the divorce, Dank was saying he has more valid ones ready for implantation, so he's going to have more children soon. That's not happening, so unless he pays for ukrainian surrogates to carry all those leftover valid embryos to term, he condemns them all to being frozen until deemed invalid, then burned. TLDR: He is a hypocrite.

Sue took all his properties, so I assume he gets the daughters every second weekend, yes? Kinda hard to larp as a wholesome religious "fatherhood is amazing" dad when you only have to deal with your spawn four days out of every thirty.
 
mofu mofo dijo:
Depends very much on the level of 'tism. You might be thinking of trainspotter/weird doctor:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w6UUm8jeurU
but it goes all the way up to pants-shitting retard:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=CVLl6jk6990
The bottom end of Down's is probably a medium or low-medium autist.
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It's still better than a male since the size is smaller and hormonal drive is more manageable. People without autists in their family don't understand how much of a nightmare it can become.
Goldie_99 dijo:
He repeats himself a lot on that topic. Anything concerning children, he always brings up his autistic daughter, just like he talks about tech troubleshooting in every AI video. Yes, abortion as a form of birth control is murder. Abortion because the fetus is damaged and will never have a normal life, on top of likely killing the mother, that's up to the parents to decide. There was this famous polish olympian who forgone cancer treatment in order to carry her daughter to term. The mother died, the daughter still lives.

Also, Dank couldn't sire children the normal way, he needed in-vitro. He said it's because his wife has some uterus deformity that makes conception very difficult, but Dank's lifestyle, chainsmoking and a shitton of drugs he's been taking from an early age definitely contributed to his sperm not being up to the task. Anyways, when doing in-vitro, you create a ton of embryos and implant the most valid ones. Shortly before the divorce, Dank was saying he has more valid ones ready for implantation, so he's going to have more children soon. That's not happening, so unless he pays for ukrainian surrogates to carry all those leftover valid embryos to term, he condemns them all to being frozen until deemed invalid, then burned. TLDR: He is a hypocrite.
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He is waiting for a tranny womb to put all those babies in.
 
I see that past partisimple has made its way to Scotland.

 
Rekeita's Kidneys dijo:
He really needs to do an Oskar Dirlewanger one in the spirit of the Uday Hussein video.

Need more fucking psychopath stories and lore, it's interesting and horrifying lol
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Nowhere near as horrifying but he needs to do one on Rudolf Hess, especially because of his whole peace mission fiasco.
 
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