Count Dankula

[Pargon]

Serious “hey gaiz, this is my gf, she’s now co-guild leader” energy

If she’d posted that shit on the age of 4chan she wishes she’d been old enough to enjoy she would’ve been bullied off the Internet wholesale

 

[The Green Man]

She's definitely not his GF. She doesn't have a huge cock.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I think this is big enough for a feature

 

[Tapeworm Addict]

Excited for the future MATI episode where Null tries to coax sexual assault allegations out of a drugged out Empathchan.

 

[Pargon]

Excited for the future MATI episode where Null tries to coax sexual assault allegations out of a drugged out Empathchan.

Dank’s only gonna be involved with sexual assault allegations as a plaintiff

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Last time I heard from this dude, he was pretending to be a Christian. Is that larp finished now?

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

it a stretch to say Dankula is in a midlife crisis

My new chick smoking METH
I've got no head hair LEFT
I've got some stinky BREATH
I'm 30 something

SCOTTISH SECURITY
THEY TRIED TO COURT RAPE ME

MIDLIFE CRISIS

 

[Nigger Kike]

Serious “hey gaiz, this is my gf, she’s now co-guild leader” energy

If she’d posted that shit on the age of 4chan she wishes she’d been old enough to enjoy she would’ve been bullied off the Internet wholesale

cant visit ur profile but my condolences for the pfp

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Oh no.... Count Dankula hanging out with Empathchan. https://youtube.com/watch?v=pr89Tr4COacPreservetube

Spoiler: Local Archive

pr89Tr4COac.mp4

SHES A PEDOPHILE WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

 

[Dog Rough]

He's 38,

Thats a rough 38, Scots age like milk in the sun.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Empathchan the kind of bitch to grind up glass and put it in his children's food.
This doesn't even have to depend on if she had an argument with dank or something
Shed just do it because.

 

[Pargon]

cant visit ur profile but my condolences for the pfp

I’ve had a total of 3 pfps during my tenure and the other two were a meme and anime, respectfully

I just changed it to this last month

Imma keep it though cuz he’s pulling a tardy face so I can just say it’s ironic

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I don't blame Dank. I would hit her, with a metal pipe. But you know close enough.

 

[CornBogFitz]

The inability for e-fame retards to accept they’re irrelevant needs to be studied and we need a name for it. How many lives have been ruined by the inability to let gamer gate exist in the past?

 

[Foghotten]

Smh, I wanted to make the Yoko Ono joke first. I can't even fall back on the IDubbbz comparison.

Also, since literally everybody in the comments just knows about the bitch, I wonder how Dankula straight up doesn't know/doesn't care. Then again, the guy isn't known for great life choices.

Kinda like IDubbbz. Huh.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Yea ok it's retarded and she's a whore. But at least she is an actual woman this time. It could be worse.

 

[corvuscorax]

He said in Twitter they aren't sleeping together but I'm not stupid enough to trust the Scottish. Also hadn't he been on the cunt carousel lately looking for love in all the bald places?

I just posted this in the BPD ho's thread, I'll be a fag and quote my own post here, complete with archives of both of their tweets on the matter. I think dank is about to have some custody issues if he doesn't hard 180 on this. He's been talking openly about his issues with dating on his twitter, I wonder if this is deep desperation for actual female attention.

Dankula claims nothing untoward is happening, and she seems to confirm this. To be fair to Dank, he did an interview with Chris Chan and nothing crazy happened, so maybe nothing will come of this.
Ver archivo adjunto 8542325


Archive of Dankula's tweet

Archive of empathchan's tweet

 

[Foghotten]

Yea ok it's retarded and she's a whore. But at least she is an actual woman this time. It could be worse.

 

[geckogoy]

The inability for e-fame retards to accept they’re irrelevant needs to be studied and we need a name for it. How many lives have been ruined by the inability to let gamer gate exist in the past?

You know this seemed somewhat unrelated at first but I think it actually hits the nail on the head.

Gamergate was a crushing defeat and everything it stood for down to the bedrock idea that you can protest your way out of that situation was a disaster. They are irrelevant because they failed and their real audience (the average 2014 gamer) doesn't exist anymore.

Everything these former gamergate dudes have done with the maybe-exception of sargon has been extremely self destructive omegacope.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I don't think it will ever happen but if danks girlfriends or exes ever come onto the forum to talk about him null has to go ahead and just make a board for people that have fucked lolcows.

Im serious. We're getting a lot of them for whatever reason.