Could you make it through this funeral without laughing?

[ShahOfIran1979]

You gain access to this funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 5 million dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting,
smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, no
bathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions.
Can you do it?
>Medium mode:
The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame"
- prize raised to 10 million dollars


>Hard mode:
All of the above, plus the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level as a tribute and they'll make the sound effect themselves, all 100% serious
- prize raised to 50 million dollars
>Impossible mode:
All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urn
- prize raised to 1 billion dollars
>Nightmare mode:
All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urn
- prize raised to 5 billion dollars
>Shane must die mode:
All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues
- prize raised to 10 billion dollars + you'll receive 30% of Shuntaro Furukawa's salary for the rest of your life

 

[JohnnyG]

Edit: didn't realize this was for a kid, figured it was another cosplay-furfag fetish, like the goth rave funeral. I'd like to think I could hold it together.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Yes. I broke my laugh box Years ago.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

I think I can conduct myself at a child's funeral you fucking psychopa-
>All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urn
Well fuck.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Nigga I started cracking up at the first picture...

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

absolutely fucking not and you can keep your prize
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[Fascist Frederick]

Yes, do I get a bonus if I grab the kid's corpse and spin him around by the leg while shouting "SO LONG GAY BOWSER" as I launch the kid into his grieving parents?

 

[Colress]

I would last up until Wario.

 

[Skitarii]

All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW

Damn you nigger.

I think I could make it if I was really sleep deprived and just focused on how much I wanted to go home and nap.

 

[General Patton]

I wouldn't last five minutes.

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

i consider myself very kind but dear god something about hearing mario effects during a cremation and the little mushroom shaped urn would just break me and I feel so bad for laughing you fucking asshole lmfao. I might be able to make it through the mario reenactment but if they really got into it and I didnt know this person id lose especially if they had the flagpole to jump to/climb and the "mario" just slowly slid down looking up at the heavens to the level complete music

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I think I could, I'd just try to distract my self by think of sad stuff like dead children

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Those are people who died, died!
Those are people who died, died!
They were all my friends and just died!

 

[sadbird]

Sounds pretty easy to me, I stuff things like this down like it's nothing. Even the picture just kinda had me feeling like this is just sad. I am a husk.

 

[D-X-G-X]

To hell with the money, They can throw my lifeless corpse on top of the casket at the internment, because I'll be dead too from asphyxiation from laughing to death.

 

[souschef]

plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urn

Now that's just diabolical

 

[Fag Albert]

I'll stay strong unless you airdrop this motherfucker in at which point I'll fold like a house of cards.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Being told not to laugh makes me laugh so it's already over

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

I'll stay strong unless you airdrop this motherfucker in at which point I'll fold like a house of cards.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vniPtX1PQ7g

I remember the chat just being mario showing his ass as he sang I will never be able to erase this fact from my mind, full on mario goatse ascii art flooding every second comment. Buttiful