could mark wahlberg actually stop 9/11 - i think he coulda honestly

[Fishnumm]

he did a good job beating up a gook and muslims are kinda like gooks and he was almost on one of the planes famously remarked "If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry"

he probably knows kung fu and shit

 

[Laburnum]

Let's just say if he was on that plane it would have gone down a lot differently

 

[peachlover669]

of course he could and WOULD, he is an (((american patriot))) after all.

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[Squanto Airi]

If the terrorists were Viets rather than moslems, sure.

 

[Dysnomia]

Marky Mark and his Funky Bunch would have saved the day for sure.

 

[draggs]

marky mark wouldve taken the plane back then flew it to afghanistan and punched osama through a mountain

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

nah but Donnie & the rest of the new kids could have they hang tough & have the right stuff

 

[Cat tit bingo]

He would have vibrated so goodly that the entire plane would have simply phased though the towered and everyone would be left unharmed and the terrorists would have immediately given them selves up apon feelings those sweet sensations.
Then the other plane would hit the tower and the controlled Demolition would swiftly destroy the other.
So could he have stopped the terrorists on the plane? yes, easily
Could he have stopped 9-11? Still maybe.

 

[Ventrue]

Maybe, 9/11 was kind of a big deal and I don't know what posing for a Calvin Klein ad would have accomplished.