Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but now you can never sleep at the right time and are perpetually tired.

I wish to be able to think of something to wish about.
 
Congratulations, you can. I ceremonially dump fluorine on you to prove your power. You dissolve into semi-organic sludge.

I wish for the ability to summon anything.
 
Granted, you now have the ability to summon anything, however, everything you summon attacks you mercilessly no matter what it is.

I wish for the ability to teleport to my house whenever I want from wherever I want, getting there in one piece and completely uninjured in the process each time.
 
FataBataRang dijo:
I wish for the ability to teleport to my house whenever I want from wherever I want, getting there in one piece and completely uninjured in the process each time.
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Granted but you arrive as the oposite gender every time.

I wish for the hability to influence others telepathically.
 
Dr W dijo:
You wish to explode? Wish granted! You explode and die painfully.

I wish for a less dangerous form of wishing.
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Granted!

Except now your less dangerous form of wishing is less potent and the most you can get is a $5 Mocha at Starbucks. And only Starbucks.

I wish for stupid people to get hit by bricks every time they open their mouth.
 
Sunflower Overseer dijo:
Granted but they will end tying with each other.

I wish to have wings.
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Granted, you have these huge bat monstrosities growing out of your arms... they do not help you fly and no buildings have handicapped accessible services for some man with gimp wings.


I wish I had a plate full of non toxic, edible, normal chocolate chip cookies right now
 
Pepito dijo:
You have them but they are inverted, USB is broken and from an early beta build so they have compatibility issues no firmware update can fix.

I wish I have a nice 70' TV
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The tv is improperly anchored and it falls on you.

I wish I was Donald trump, but loved by all
 
Dr W dijo:
He dies quickly and I manage to escape. You are arrested for removing a lolcow from the herd and are sentenced to be Halal.

I wish everyone had an IQ over 150.
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With the influx of geniuses in society, Blue collar jobs have practically become extinct and left for robots. However, since everything is done by machines everybody became fatfucks and when that became an inconvenience people decided to have their brains preserved in a robotic body so they can no longer get fat or be bothered by any bodily functions or urges.


Hmm

I wish was super smart and can be qualified for any job in the world.
 
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