Corrupt-a-Wish

[GolgoXIII]

Granted they become such a hit ADF and Christine stalk you and your band mates.

I wish I had your avatars hair.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You become all purple, and lose all your hair.

I wish I could have more shelving in my room.

 

[D.Angus]

Granted, but you go overboard with the shelving. All of the walls are now covered, as well as the ceiling and floor. Now you have a ton of space to put your Barney dvds to piss off Barney Fag.

I wish people put more thought into corrupting wishes.

No Fuck that.. I genuinely wish that people would stop using Egoraptor for cameos and appearances..

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

They stop using him for cameos and appearances, but he shows up for the duration of the video. And if the video is apart of a series, he stays for the remainder of the series. He's always there, the camera is always focused on him, and every pause or silent moment is filled with him talking in that annoying Pokemon Trainer voice that he does.

I wish Redesigning Eva was made into a movie.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

It is made into a movie, but it's live action and Nicholas Cage plays every character.

Actually, this'd probably be good.

I wish I could eat as much as the Slaton sisters and never get fat or full.

 

[Motherboard]

Granted, but you will cost billions of dollars to care for with your insatiable and unforgiving hunger. Your last resort is to devour your own flesh until bleeding out.

I wish I could record my own nightmares to show people just how fucked up they get.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

You sadly realize upon comparing your nightmares to those of others that you actually have tamer than average nightmares

I wish this wish would be corrputed

 

[Motherboard]

You sadly realize upon comparing your nightmares to those of others that you actually have tamer than average nightmares

I wish this wish would be corrputed

Granted, but you cause a spatial paradox due to a wish that lacks enough details to truly be corrupted.

I wish people would realize I'm the first to go cannibal on a desert island.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

Granted, but the island is now deserted except for you, and

Your last resort is to devour your own flesh until bleeding out.

I wish I was a good cook.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

You become such a good cook that I forget to give a wish to be corrupted

 

[Motherboard]

Nothing is granted because of your memory failure.

I wish I was a better WiiU hacker.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

You're now the best WiiU hacker, but you've decided to move on to the PC Master Race.

I wish I could get into a shouting match with Gordon Ramsay.

 

[Motherboard]

Granted, but all bystanders go deaf from the amount of decibels your combined voices reach.

I wish I could pimp slap someone without breaking my wrist again.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Damn it @Madame Monochromatia stop reading out my fetlife kinks!

Granted but your pimp hand is a tentacle now.

I wish lolcow milk was a tasty part of a balanced autistic breakfast.

 

[Motherboard]

Granted, but the autism ratings you receive skyrocket up through the stratosphere due to the sheer amount of autism coursing through your body.

On the upside, you discover the cause of autism and IT'S NOT VACCINES YOU SURBURBAN SOCCER MOMS.

I WISH CAPS LOCK WOULD LET ME TURN IT OFF MORE EASILY.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

caps lock and shift disappear entirely
i wish i could be like the cool kids

 

[Motherboard]

Granted, but you die of hypothermia.

I wish that I don't get food poisoning tonight.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

You don't get food poisoning because you die of a heart attack before you can touch your bad food
I wish I could get 200 dollars

 

[Trombonista]

You don't get food poisoning because you die of a heart attack before you can touch your bad food
I wish I could get 200 dollars

It's Monopoly money. You try (and fail) to buy booze with it anyway.

I wish for stronger nails.

 

[Motherboard]

Granted, but they become so strong that the government harvests your nails to use for developing armor for their soldiers.

I wish I could slap the president with an eel.