Corrupt-a-Wish

[ActualKiwi]

I wish I had complete, atomic-level, manageable control over any and all gravity fields in my vicinity.

(Psst @Olhelm , you forgot to corrupt the previous poster's wish)
Granted, but every attempt to do so ages you in proportion to the changes you make.
I wish there were more lolcows.

 

[Abethedemon]

Everyone you know is now a lolcow. Including you.
I wish board games were more popular than video games

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Everyone you know is now a lolcow. Including you.
I wish board games were more popular than video games

Granted, but the only board game people like is Candyland, and any attempt to innovate or create something new is met with hatred.
How about a challenge? I wish for a world where everyone has access to a college education.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Granted, but the entire world's news suddenly gets taken over by that bad boy of college journalism, Iconoclast.
I wish @WogglebugLover would hurry up and bring out that damn movie.

 

[Trombonista]

Granted, but the entire world's news suddenly gets taken over by that bad boy of college journalism, Iconoclast.
I wish @WogglebugLover would hurry up and bring out that damn movie.

You become its biggest fan and start stalking @WogglebugLover. Within six months, you are served a restraining order.

I wish shiitake mushrooms were less expensive.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted until you realize these mushrooms taste like the first four letters of its name.

I wish I could pop some tags with only 20 dollars in my pocket.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

You are forced to sing that song for the rest of your life
I wish I could think of a good wish

 

[D.Angus]

Granted, but you're no longer allowed to wish for anything, ever.

I wish I was Macgyver.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted but it's too much like McGuyver and you get sued by the copywrite holder.

I wish I could regenerate like Deadpool.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Granted but it's too much like McGuyver and you get sued by the copywrite holder.

I wish I could regenerate like Deadpool.

Granted, but you also keep regenerating your terminal brain cancer.
I wish I could create lolcows out of nowhere..

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted but we're over-run with Chris Chans, PixyTeris and ADFs and not even Kengel could defend them all.

I wish JonTron joined the farm.

 

[Yamyam]

Granted, but joining the farm cause the quality of his videos to drop immensely.

I wish for another F-ZERO game.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

You get another F-zero game appear in your aorta killing you instantly
I wish that George W Bush was a kiwi

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

He is, but he's @Wildchild.

I wish all anime would die.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

All anime becomes highschool of the dead
I wish I could learn differential equations instantly

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted until you overload your brain and become a vegetable.

I wish I had a cult of personality.

 

[DangerousGas]

Granted, but the cult that arises around is comprised of accountants that exclusively wear beige. It transpires that you have the cult, but no personality.

I wish someone would offer me the shiny red button that brings about nuclear apocalypse.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted but when pressed it drops down furries in BDSM gear.

I wish Chris would appear on COPS.

 

[Krampus]

Granted, but the episode is horrible, and not even in a so bad its good way, and it get worse from there.

I wish i could steal christmas.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted til The Grinch kicks your ass for stealing his gig.

I wish Krampus had a battle to the death with Freddy Kruger.