Corrupt-a-Wish

[D.Angus]

Granted, but everyone else has one as well..

Still want the most handsome mullet in all the lands.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

In the same vein, I wish Rick Sanchez was my grandfather.

You get killed by some alien on your first adventure out in space.

Still want the most handsome mullet in all the lands.

You have a mullet.

I wish I could quit this thread.

 

[Abethedemon]

You quit the thread. It increases in quality almost immediately.

I wish I could phase through walls.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

You phase through the wall that keeps us in 3d space and thus fall into a 4d void
I wish I could think up a wish to be corrupted

 

[Trombonista]

You phase through the wall that keeps us in 3d space and thus fall into a 4d void
I wish I could think up a wish to be corrupted

The thread is locked before you can post it.

I wish I knew how to make pork buns.

 

[Linako 2.0]

The thread is locked before you can post it.

I wish I knew how to make pork buns.

you end up learning how to make literal pig butts out of thin air

I wish to see through people's clothes at will.

 

[Abethedemon]

you are able to see through people's clothes. However, you see their entire insides.

I wish I could alter reality.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted until the BBC sues you since only the English are allowed to use magic.

I wish Navi would stop yelling at me to listen.

 

[SP 199]

Granted you're being followed and yelled at by the annoying fan from oblivion

I wish I could stop time

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted however you were fooled by the blinking light of your VCR's clock you never really stopped time.

I wish everbody was kung fu fighting.

 

[Unironic Subversiveness]

They do, but in fact it's a little bit frightening. Those folks are fast as lightning.

I wish I could figure out what the fuck to get my dad for Christmas.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted but he hates the wtf brand and decides to disown you on Christmas.

I wish it wasn't so damn cold.

 

[Purple Man]

And you go straight to Hell through the nearest active volcano.

I wish I had some pizza right now.

 

[SP 199]

Granted, but it's nothing but anchovies

I wish my wish is corrupted

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted but malewarebytes fixes that up.

I wish Kanye West posted on these forums.

 

[Abethedemon]

Kayne posts on the forums. They're surprisingly good, and not shitposts at all, leaving you underwhelmed.
I wish I was a member of the illuminati

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted until you find out it's a bunch of weens plotting to troll @Null and likely fail.

I wish I could fire salsa from my mouth like dragon breath rounds.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Granted, but the you also get to have taste buds all around the inside of your asshole.

I wish my wish was uncorruptable.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Granted but somehow is still corrupted.

I wish cats weren't assholes.

 

[Krampus]

Granted, but now dogs are assholes.

I wish to wish for more wishes.