🪦 Deceased Cooking with Simply Sara / Sara Potter

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Another one bites the crust. At least I can say she might've been funny but she seemed like a nice lady, there are definitely more people out there who deserve it than her but that's life. Rest easy!
 
Rest in peace, sweet simpee. Some of your recipes looked delicious even if I knew better than to try them myself.
 
Unfortunately, lolcows tend to sustain their life force by being nasty cunts and Sara simply wasn't one of those. RIP Sara.
 
I've been a long-time follower of Simpy Sara and was just watching her recent videos the other night. There was something sweet about her that made watching her grind up bologna with a plastic mill wholesome. I hope they bury her in a tupperware casket.
 
Wanda's Macaroni Salad is a lovecraftian horror, and bless Sara for sharing it and others like it with the world. I will definitely miss her. RIP legend.
 
It actually pains me seeing her last few messages.
None of this is a huge surprise and I expected her to die any moment 10 years ago, but she had a kind heart and really didn't deserve to die like this.
R.I.P. big girl.
 
It's oddly wholesome seeing people acknowledge how she ate herself to death and how sad that thing is sometimes and wishing her happy eating in heaven. I haven't read about her shenanigans so far, but from what I'm seeing, she seems to have been one of the less annoying, stupid, nonsensical, and somewhat downright dangerous and harmful people we talk about here.
 
Yeah I too feel a bit sad about her passing. She seemed like a genuinely sweet, salt of the earth type of person who would do anything for anyone. (Some of her recipes weren't too bad either.)

Vale.
 
Well friends, that's it. Sara went to that big buffet in the sky last night. There isn't an online obituary to post yet and it's unclear what the actual cause of death was. I don't have the time to sit and collect all the posts but here are a couple of Sara's last posts about herself being ill with "a virus" that caused vomiting, and now her wall is flooded with RIP messages. I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool and gave compelling arguments for why she was indefinitely on her way out next but every idiot insisted it was Chantal. Chantal is a cockroach, Sara was teetering on the edge of death for the past 5 years and mainlining lard while nearly 50Ver archivo adjunto 7189304Ver archivo adjunto 7189346Ver archivo adjunto 7189347
I was ninjaed by Spergarella Jr while typing this up :'(
Heaven has a weight limit, mister sloth and greed are waiting for their new employee.
 
Every time I saw this thread updated, I'd think to myself: "Did she die?"
Looks like she finally did.
RIP Sara, you were the most harmless person on this hellsite. I hope whatever demons you tried to quell with food will let your soul finally rest.
I doubt she had any demons. She just trained herself to eat 5000 calories a day and didnt care to stop because food good. American culture and practically that of her region enables obesity.

But anyway, RIP
 
It's kind of odd that all of the sudden a couple weeks ago her new videos started being recommended to me on YouTube. I figured she died a couple years after her macaroni salad video was put out. She looked uncomfortable to even be alive.

RIP you insatiable glutton. May you finally breathe deep and fully.
 
Well friends, that's it. Sara went to that big buffet in the sky last night. There isn't an online obituary to post yet and it's unclear what the actual cause of death was. I don't have the time to sit and collect all the posts but here are a couple of Sara's last posts about herself being ill with "a virus" that caused vomiting, and now her wall is flooded with RIP messages. I just want to say that I had her in the Kiwi Farms Deathfat Death Pool and gave compelling arguments for why she was indefinitely on her way out next but every idiot insisted it was Chantal. Chantal is a cockroach, Sara was teetering on the edge of death for the past 5 years and mainlining lard while nearly 50Ver archivo adjunto 7189304Ver archivo adjunto 7189346Ver archivo adjunto 7189347
I was ninjaed by Spergarella Jr while typing this up :'(

Sounds like it could've been a heart attack incoming on her.
 
Sara was an American hero who fully enjoyed her god given freedom to eat herself to death and never caused drama or blamed anyone for her choices. May she find rest in a place where the rivers are aflow with high-fructose corn syrup, the clouds made of mayo and the houses built of bologna.
A place with cotton candy clouds and Mountain Dew streams.

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Rest in peace Sarah. May the Gods welcome you with open arms.

You were a breath of fresh air amongst the men in dresses, the furries, the pedofiles, the narcissistic and egocentrical failures of humanity that we all point and laugh at.

You were large, yes, but you were kind and humble. You never pointed blame at anyone for your obesity, never had internal anger at your physique, nor did you try to mask your identity with false body positivy. You were genuinely happy with your life and enjoyed what you did and sharing it with others. You were a treasure to this forum and you legitimately had many true fans from this place. You will be missed by this kiwi and many others.
 
If you're vomiting every 20 minutes all night, going to the ER to get checked out is probably a good idea.
Yeah, especially when you're a deathfat with other health conditions. Deathfats are chronically dehydrated; they can't consume enough liquids to compensate for their mass. So anything that increases dehydration would be a medical emergency for them, even if it wouldn't for a normal, healthy adult.

My first thought was Norovirus, but with that, you alternate between vomiting and diarrhea—it gets you at both ends. That it turned out to be an intestinal blockage? Oof. That's a hard one.

I had to look up her infamous pasta salad recipe. I didn't know she had an older channel. This recipe is horrifying.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
I already hated macaroni salad; Sara helped me feel good about it. Rest in Pasta, queen.

RIP to my 1st cow... o7

I plan to honor her memory by cooking one of her recipes for my family soon. Any suggestions? I already made the tater tot cassarole and it sucked.
Personally, I can't cope with most of her recipes. Even when they're dishes that I commonly make for myself, there's always something she does to them that makes me say, "No! Not like that!"

But if I had to make something for the Kiwi Farms Simply Sara Memorial Potluck, her spring rolls are neither terrifying nor repulsive:

 
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