Lovequest Conversations with Jessica Quinn

[cherryredsoda]

hey oldfag here, back with another Farms account.

Is Jessica Quinn a real person? Are she and CWC actually a thing?

 

[Marvin]

Is Jessica Quinn a real person? Are she and CWC actually a thing?

No. No.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

(And I'm honestly beginning to believe he's Jessica and he's talking to himself, which is what I like to pretend.)

That’s actually a slight possibility. Let’s face it, he’s pretended to be someone else in the past (jenkiesjinkies or whatever the hell it was), creating a pretend sweetheart profile is just a slightly more involved way of showing those damn trolls he’s a good, kind individual. No doubt I’ll get shot down with proof she predates this “relationship” but Chris is batshit enough to try this and believe it’s completely convincing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jessica loves him so much that she won't even tell him her last name

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't know what's more disgusting--Chris or this other male idiot trying to control the life of a retarded man.

 

[Rupin]

I don't know what's more disgusting--Chris or this other male idiot trying to control the life of a exceptional man.

Just sit back and enjoy the ride. The bubble pops October 6th!

 

[nad7155]

I don't know what's more disgusting--Chris or this other male idiot trying to control the life of a exceptional man.

No different than the past.

Hello @Marvin !

Just enjoy the show.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I was going to suggest that this whole thing was a "helpful" ruse by a fanatical Jessica to allow Chris to continue creeping on women after the whole "darling" debacle. That way if someone says he's just being a creep for the sex he can point at his status and say "No, see? I am with girlfriend! I'm only stalking girls for PURE reasons." However that idea felt too convoluted to be real.

However, with these new screenshots I'm not so sure anymore that that isn't the case. They are way too intent on pushing this in the most way possible.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

No. No.

Either way, you and only you know the real answer and you're not telling us because all along, you're the head stone cutter who's in the know.

Jessica loves him so much that she won't even tell him her last name

Not as far as we can tell.

I'll say this again. Skype exists. Anyone who has a cell phone can video chat. Phone communication is old. Chris will not gloat to the trolls about this for reasons Jessica already stated.

I don't know why there's such little faith in this.

 

[Hen in a tie]

I think this is about as close as we'll get
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I just realized but why does Jessica have a cock ring necklace?

 

[Rupin]

Maybe Quinn isn't her real last name.

Probably not. Thanks for giving that away, Chris!

 

[Chanchu]

Shitty screenplay not even a bad rom-com would have.

 

[Anustart]

That’s actually a slight possibility. Let’s face it, he’s pretended to be someone else in the past (jenkiesjinkies or whatever the hell it was), creating a pretend sweetheart profile is just a slightly more involved way of showing those damn trolls he’s a good, kind individual. No doubt I’ll get shot down with proof she predates this “relationship” but Chris is batshit enough to try this and believe it’s completely convincing.

Chris can't disguise his writing style to save his life, and Jessica seems to type like a relatively normal person. At the very least this is a collaboration of some kind.

 

[Grumbles]

Chris can't disguise his writing style to save his life, and Jessica seems to type like a relatively normal person. At the very least this is a collaboration of some kind.

It is Literally Impossible for him not to randomly capitalize letters due to exceptionalism. If she Doesn't Do That in any conversation, it can't be Chris. He even typed that way on his twitter sock puppets.

 

[BurningPewter]

I believe that for most of it's existence the Quinn facebook page was what it appears to be - the page of an attention seeking milf, dating foriegn men and posting selfies to get likes. Sorry but I don't believe a ween would spend 2 years dating pakistani men, befriending and flirting with 30+ other men to get Chris' trust. However who controls the page now and their motive I dunno. Calling the Chun Li troll dear and defending Chris' soy sauce took a lot of my belief this could be genuine.

 

[Keine]

I believe that for most of it's existence the Quinn facebook page was what it appears to be - the page of an attention seeking milf, dating foriegn men and posting selfies to get likes. Sorry but I don't believe a fool would spend 2 years dating pakistani men, befriending and flirting with 30+ other men to get Chris' trust. However who controls the page now and their motive I dunno. Calling the Chun Li troll dear and defending Chris' soy sauce took a lot of my belief this could be genuine.

I just can't fathom that someone like her would actually find Chris even remotely attractive or date-able because he's neither. There has to be some kind of ulterior motive.

 

[Cuntster]

Regardless of whether Jessica Quinn is real or a troll, whoever posted that comment is fucking deranged.

 

[Uncouth Twat]

I don't know why, but the placement of her lip piercing really bothers me. Why is it so low?

That looks to be a mole, unless it's a dermal. If it's the latter, it looks stupid (but not as bad as the Chola-brows!)

 

[Zebedee]

Maybe she'll actually be on him and call him out about all of his bullshit, unlike all the others he had that just perpetuated it.



Id fuck it.

The ol' pump and dump routine, glad to see such ancient and revered methods remain recorded.

 

[Gunslinger]

It's a stupid turban/towel thing they sell at county fairs and on late nite tv to stupid women who can't figure out that you can just put your hair in a towel. (He's wearing it in the helicopter sex doll video). It's the brand name. We call it 20 Dollar Hair Towel at Casa Chandler Cats. (And I'm honestly beginning to believe he's Jessica and he's talking to himself, which is what I like to pretend.)

I also think part of it is Chris growing up watching old movies and seeing stars from the golden age of Hollywood sitting at their dressing tables with turbans on while doing their make up.

Spoiler: Daahhhhling