Continue the above sentence within six words. - Let your craziest imaginations flow - Continue the sentence above you in no more than six words

[FierceBrosnan]

the honorable Mitch "the itch" McConnell

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

slapped Brianna Wu across the face

 

[FierceBrosnan]

with his weird sweaty turtle flipper

 

[nekotlc]

aloso known as his dick

 

[Lysol]

to some, but known to others

 

[PantsFreeZone]

as his tiny, purple helmet warrior

 

[Coconut Gun]

Mitch had slayed countless thots during

 

[Monolith]

the incel rebellion, but was wounded

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

attemtping to storm a strip club

 

[8777BB5]

that was run by Trump

 

[polonium]

called Tiny Tits for Tiny Mitts

 

[8777BB5]

which was run by Jared Fogle

 

[Monolith]

Who actually made pretty good sandwiches

 

[nekotlc]

out of the children he killed

 

[8777BB5]

to appease the demon called Bob

 

[Smith Banquod]

who made the best kind of

 

[8777BB5]

Sloppy Joe and Tator Tot casserole

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Totally killing their low carb diet

 

[polonium]

and damning their souls to hell

 

[Coconut Gun]

They starting doing situps to get