Continue the above sentence within six words. - Let your craziest imaginations flow - Continue the sentence above you in no more than six words

[The Arborist]

The smell was quite revolting, so

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Xer took a massive whiff using

 

[Turquoise]

a rolled up copy of Vaush's...

 

[Tablet County]

manifesto, detailing his six year plan

 

[Turquoise]

to carefully round up every underage...

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

filly in his horse porn folder.

 

[glass_houses]

Unfortunately his laptop was sat on

 

[William F. Clinton]

Keffals' engorged neo-clit, caked in blood.

 

[Tablet County]

from the ancient finnish blood rituals

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Keffals' engorged neo-clit, caked in blood.

from the ancient finnish blood rituals

(what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? There was a clear end of sentence above and you used from, which indicates the continuation of a sentence yet you seemed to also end the sentence.)
Continuing:
Tablet Country was sacraficed for stupidity.

 

[Tablet County]

Tablet Country was sacraficed for stupidity.

but a minor spelling mistake killed

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Fuck it, sentence fragments for all.

 

[Tablet County]

He couldn't handle the advanced grammar

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

dealt out by an illiterate retard.

 

[chalkyresidue]

Joke threads are serious business. So

 

[glass_houses]

I jumped into a giant giraffe

 

[Pagan Min]

and drove it into the Pentagon

 

[Catter]

to steal some classified documents for

 

[chalkyresidue]

The Atlantic, Laura Loomer, and 4-Chan

 

[Le b0wski]

to help them prove in court