Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Remember that Funko Pop guy? Here's an interesting exchange he had with a commenter on a recent video of his:

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Would’ve been better if he didn’t say anything.
He just confirms he’s doing something shameful and feel insecure about it

 

[Andrew Neiman]

The "Live, Laugh, Love" mat really ties it together.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Behold! /r/battlestations!
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And not to be outdone, /r/gamingsetups!
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And here's me with a small, 11-year old TV for consoles and a 2nd hand IKEA desk covered in work stuff for my PC.
And it's really embarrassing to call your gaming hole a "battle station". Your gaming sessions amounts to nothing in life.
Nothing can beat a set-up like this:

Camping was what poorfags did because you couldn't afford to travel far or go to a hotel. It wasn't great. We didn't have a lot, but at the end of the day, it didn't matter. I still was with my family eating shitty burnt food and going on hikes.

Man, I went on a few camping trips as a kid and one as an adult in 2017. The 2017 one was in November and it was a proper camping trip.
Outdoors, no glam, muddy and cold. It was awesome and would definitely do it again.

 

[Phil The Thrill]

Remember that Funko Pop guy? Here's an interesting exchange he had with a commenter on a recent video of his:

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OT, but why do some people capitalise random words? I would understand if they were German since all nouns are capitalised in their language, but I see Americans do it on the Internet all the time. The "Lesbian, Asian, and Black" capitalisations are obvious political signalling, why capitalise the verb "creep"? Likewise, why "Insecurities"? Is this an iPhone/auto-correct thing?

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That's why medium and above sized towns are unironically kino. You get the community element of a town where it's small enough for people to know you, have most of the perks of living in a city (fast broadband, delivery services etc.) and typically you're in a decent position to drive to somewhere scenic whenever you want. It's like when people go on holiday and their place is magical and decide they want to live there, but the longer you stay in a place the more the illusion breaks as you realise conveniences don't exist.

Personally I'd love to live the rest of my life in Prague but understand that there's a LOT of things I take for granted that would be lost if ever I moved there, and that's a European capital city, imagine trying to move to some Hawaiian island or some tropical beach resort?

If you genuinely believe Prague, the capital city of Czechia with over one-and-a-half million people, has any sense of "cummunity of a town where it's small enough for people to know you", then you are absolutely delusional. Do you imagine it's some run-down village in the middle of nowhere? What "conveniences" do you imagine you'd be losing? I take it you've only ever visited the designated tourist areas where no locals live and serve only as sightseeing landmarks to scam foreigners.

Tbh I mean more in the way of moving entirely out of the country basically puts a nice red line between me and dozens of friend groups I've built up over the years because I can't just hop on a train to go meet them. Also as a britbong I'm actually kinda fond of the NHS and cheap prescriptions. Then there's the whole culture shock in the differences of wages between the pound and the krona. There's lots of first world things (sorry europoors) that I take for granted that would immediately be cut the moment I moved there and the effects wouldn't come into play for a few months.

If I won the lottery and was fully 100% autistic and didn't care about anyone but myself I'd be on a plane there before you could say Dobry den.

Fuck off Anglo, we're full.

 

[melty]

Like, My God woman, it's a shitty child's bag. It looks TERRIBLE.

I liked when she lamented that she didn't already have a Halloween backpack, like that is a normal thing adults need, a Halloween themed backpack.

And it's really embarrassing to call your gaming hole a "battle station".

Some girls call their makeup vanities battle stations now. It's just cringe.

The "Live, Laugh, Love" mat really ties it together.

Why is it always live, laugh, love? Why do people love this phrase so much? Even eat, pray, love made more sense.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Fuck off Anglo, we're full.

A lot of brittish people, specially boomers have increasingly been moving to Portugal and Spain and buying property there, its worrysome what the eternal anglo will do to those places if it isn't contained.

And it's really embarrassing to call your gaming hole a "battle station".

That must have been Intel's idea or some other PC autism brand's ad campaign

 

[Fialovy]

Some girls call their makeup vanities battle stations now. It's just cringe.
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Why is it always live, laugh, love? Why do people love this phrase so much? Even eat, pray, love made more sense.

What the heck are these girls fighting when they put on makeup? Wrinkles? Like, I never thought make up was a battle, if it is a battle and that much of a hassle, you are obviously doing it wrong or you have to lay off the makeup.

As for Live, Laugh, Love, I don't really see it as much these days as "Blessed" or some other version of it, that has sort of become the new Live, Laugh, Love.

Here is an example:

 

[MasonicTelevision]

I liked when she lamented that she didn't already have a Halloween backpack, like that is a normal thing adults need, a Halloween themed backpack.

Some girls call their makeup vanities battle stations now. It's just cringe.
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Why is it always live, laugh, love? Why do people love this phrase so much? Even eat, pray, love made more sense.

On a closer look…



GUNT ALERT!

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

A lot of brittish people, specially boomers have increasingly been moving to Portugal and Spain and buying property there, its worrysome what the eternal anglo will do to those places if it isn't contained.

All the Brits are moving to Portugal, and all the Portuguese are moving to Britain. It's weird.

 

[Jozef]

If I had the opportunity to move to a less pozzed country I'd do it too.

 

[William S. Sessions]

I liked when she lamented that she didn't already have a Halloween backpack, like that is a normal thing adults need, a Halloween themed backpack.

Some girls call their makeup vanities battle stations now. It's just cringe.
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she's even got that same desk already owned by every single retard on /r/battlestations. know your audience when karmawhoring, i guess

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Anybody have any good compilations of overpriced "tacticool" shit in the firearms industry? That's often overlooked in regards to Consoomerism- but look at a lever-action firearm with a picatinny rail and tell me that shit isn't just as pathetic as a Funko Pop.

 

[WULULULULU]

Anybody have any good compilations of overpriced "tacticool" shit in the firearms industry? That's often overlooked in regards to Consoomerism- but look at a lever-action firearm with a picatinny rail and tell me that shit isn't just as pathetic as a Funko Pop.

Bonus points if they have something that resembles a videogame version of it, be it Call of Duty or Girls Frontline.

All that pink plastic and she couldn't be arsed to censor her address, tsk tsk.

Spoiler: Doxtogo

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Late reply but I am fully convinced anyone living in the Philippines aren't real people.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

It really doesn't matter if god exists or not religion is important because it brings people together. It gives people an identity, a sense of value and having a common belief that you can rally around is very important. People feel lost today lacking purpose and identity and I know that's because impart to the decline of religion. Churches, which are now just dumping grounds for the homeless, used to be a place where a neighborhood would gather and people would meet and mingle with each other forming friendships and relationships. Also the basic tenants of Juedo-Christian religion are basically "don't be a degenerate cunt" which is good.

People in my place still use Mosques for community gatherings(especially in the countryside). But even that's fading away...

 

[Phil The Thrill]

A lot of brittish people, specially boomers have increasingly been moving to Portugal and Spain and buying property there, its worrysome what the eternal anglo will do to those places if it isn't contained.

Spain has always been the summer destination of choice for all kinds of Brits, from the young, trashy, "party animals" to the friendly boomers; I thought the richer ones buying holiday houses there was the norm for a while now.


(Excuse the quality, it's a screenshot of a YouTube video, I couldn't find the original because I'm retarded)

All the Brits are moving to Portugal, and all the Portuguese are moving to Britain. It's weird.

Grass is always greener on the other side.

 

[big rig 42]

OT, but why do some people capitalise random words? I would understand if they were German since all nouns are capitalised in their language, but I see Americans do it on the Internet all the time. The "Lesbian, Asian, and Black" capitalisations are obvious political signalling, why capitalise the verb "creep"? Likewise, why "Insecurities"? Is this an iPhone/auto-correct thing?

I don't think it's political signalling. They're just flat out retarded and think everything needs to have a capital, in a similar vein to those slushbrains Who Type Like This For Some Fucking Reason

and on topic, I love the endless cycle of cheap chinese knockoff merch factories switching to whatever is popular at the time. Go follow any large instagram page i dont suggest this actually and they get paid to shill endless amounts of consoomer garbage. Before it was among us, now it's shitty squidgame costumes and figurines.

brooooo thats lit bro

 

[Dagobert]

OT, but why do some people capitalise random words? I would understand if they were German since all nouns are capitalised in their language, but I see Americans do it on the Internet all the time. The "Lesbian, Asian, and Black" capitalisations are obvious political signalling, why capitalise the verb "creep"? Likewise, why "Insecurities"? Is this an iPhone/auto-correct thing?

Minor point, but Asian doesn't really fall into the same category as lesbian or black. Since Asia is an actual location, Asian would be capitalized because it's derived from a place name and places are always capitalized in English.

 

[Lester Jones]

Minor point, but Asian doesn't really fall into the same category as lesbian or black. Since Asia is an actual location, Asian would be capitalized because it's derived from a place name and places are always capitalized in English.

It's an ethnicity.

Granted some Asian hate other Asians.

 

[WULULULULU]

It's an ethnicity.

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Granted some Asian hate other Asians.

I wouldn't say some. A lot of Asian countries hate each other for political and historical reasons. Some have not outright apologized and continuously harass some of the countries beside them. I'd argue there is more racism on Asians versus other Asians than say the west.

 

[Dagobert]

It's an ethnicity.

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Granted some Asian hate other Asians.

It's an ethnicity, yes, but the term derives from the demonym Asian and would thus still be capitalized. It's the same as capitalizing European, even as an ethnicity, because it's ultimately derived from a place name.